/tg/Station 13

Welcome one, welcome all to the great hall!
Every forum poster big or small is welcome in within these walls.
Dinner will be served shortly and you may take your seats. Rules:
No doubleposting
You may bring 3 items, one of these items must be a beverage

early bird gets the worm ill DJ

Ill bring:
A Bike


A Metal_Pipe.wav


And for my drink...

TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 6:24 pm

early bird gets the worm ill DJ

HEY THATS MY GIG!!! *Plays bangerang*

kinnebian wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 6:52 pm Ill bring:
A Bike


A Metal_Pipe.wav


And for my drink...

Sir I am going to have to ask you to turn down that Metal_pipe.wav!!!

my items

appetizer: godzillasaurus nuggets


entree: 1938 rolls royce phantom III in british racing green


beverage: subsurface ocean of Europa, Ice Moon of Jupiter

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 8:35 pm my items

appetizer: godzillasaurus nuggets


entree: 1938 rolls royce phantom III in british racing green


beverage: subsurface ocean of Europa, Ice Moon of Jupiter

Europa belongs to the Fallen, Guardian!

appetizer: Microsoft Xbox 360 Elite Slim Console

entree: the entire island of Papua New Guinea

beverage: the Baskin Robins suicide oreo shake

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:32 pm appetizer: Microsoft Xbox 360 Elite Slim Console

entree: the entire island of Papua New Guinea

beverage: the Baskin Robins suicide oreo shake

BASKIN ROBINS?!!!! THIS IS A DQ HOOD!!!!

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:38 pm dairy queening

you jest but that oreo shake has enough shit in it to kill an elephant

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:41 pm

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:38 pm dairy queening

you jest but that oreo shake has enough shit in it to kill an elephant

I do not jest, this is your last warning before I call security

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 11:47 pm

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:41 pm

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:38 pm dairy queening

you jest but that oreo shake has enough shit in it to kill an elephant

I do not jest, this is your last warning before I call security

you do not jest but I HAVE STOLEN ALL THE ICE CREAM FROM THE STORAGE ROOM
ENJOY EATING VANILLA UNTIL THE RESTOCK VAN ARRIVES SUCKER!!! *runs out of the room and trips, falling on his head and dying instantly*

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 11:53 pm

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 11:47 pm

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:41 pm

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:38 pm dairy queening

you jest but that oreo shake has enough shit in it to kill an elephant

I do not jest, this is your last warning before I call security

you do not jest but I HAVE STOLEN ALL THE ICE CREAM FROM THE STORAGE ROOM
ENJOY EATING VANILLA UNTIL THE RESTOCK VAN ARRIVES SUCKER!!! *runs out of the room and trips, falling on his head and dying instantly*

Well I suppose that problem solved itself, although we probaly can't serve blood soaked choclate ice cream.....

Rules were meant to be broke, whilst we wait for more guests to arrive we'll be serving some snacks! *Brings forward a comically large amount cheetos lime flavoured*

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 1:53 pm Rules were meant to be broke, whilst we wait for more guests to arrive we'll be serving some snacks! *Brings forward a comically large amount cheetos lime flavoured*

*I grab a handful, dropping my metal pipe.wav in the proccess of shoving them down my greasy gob*

I frew up

Vekter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:43 pmI frew up

THE FOOD HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SERVED YET!!!! HOW MANY FUCKING CHEETOS DID YOU EAT VEKTER?!!!

i frew up too

Armhulen wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:58 pm i frew up too

YOU GREASY FUCKING CRETIN, YOU ARE CLEANING THAT UP!!!

wait a minute, these cheetos...

ARE EXPIRED!!
for shame, dinner host! did you spend all the budget to reserve the hall? is that why we had to bring our own food? such a cheapskate...
for the sake of immersion, i am a 5000 year old lich that exists purely to commit misdemeanors

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:15 pm wait a minute, these cheetos...

ARE EXPIRED!!
for shame, dinner host! did you spend all the budget to reserve the hall? is that why we had to bring our own food? such a cheapskate...
for the sake of immersion, i am a 5000 year old lich that exists purely to commit misdemeanors

Uhhh the cheetos were outsourced….. Yeah they were outsourced! As for the food part, I said items not food. Bit wierd to bring food to a dinner party! And the drink is just for funsies

i frew up again

Armhulen wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 7:00 pm i frew up again

AGAIN??? I would kick you out, but I like the beast handler. Just PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TO THE TOILET OR A FUCKING TRASHCAN

i think im gonna frow up

Armhulen wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 7:06 pm i think im gonna frow up

THEN RUN TO THE BATHROOM!! 48th floor, left by the vulcano, right by the riddle and then its opposite the hall of reflections

Me first item, the entire country of Poland Me second Me drinkie

Ey ey ey happy people. Let's get this party started!

I got this bottle of, huh, I think wine, that is a foot.
Look how BIG it is. MASSIVE foot.

Got us some BUCKKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And a six pack of something I found in my uncle's garage.
Where's the food at, I'm starving.

Finally I'm home from work and can get dressed to go to this party

my first item I'm bringing is a classic of mine it's a collection of pamphlets on starsector that I'm going to hand out to people when they're saying things I dislike

my second item is this AIR-2A Genie for when people are saying things that I really dislike because nothing shuts people up like a 1.5 kiloton nuclear explosive


my beverage is ofc the drink of the gods
choccy milk
and yes, I have brought enough to share (not picturing the gallon of choccy milk in the cooler)

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 8:23 pm

No offense Omega, but this "choccy milk" looks absolutely awful. It's too light, it looks more like Nesquik or some terrible thing.



Here you go pal.

sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 8:27 pm

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 8:23 pm

No offense Omega, but this "choccy milk" looks absolutely awful.

I put a starsector pamphlet in your hand and remind you that you should first give it a try before saying it's bad
maybe it's just the lighting in this place, probably caused by the fact that two people are trying to DJ at the same time.

Thank you for the offer of YOUR choccy milk though I appreciate the kindness

We thank you for your patience! The main course will be served in 12 hours, in the mean time take your seats and get ready for the appetizers! For our first appetizer we will be having caviar.

Uh... huh.
This doesn't look like any caviar I've had before, are you sure it's any good?

I preemptively take out one of my starsector pamphlets from one of the pockets on my suit jacket

Im gonna be sick!

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:28 am Im gonna be sick!

im gonna frow up!

i frew up

Armhulen wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 7:06 pm i think im gonna frow up

update: i frew up

The forums have gotten so much more exciting lately
I look forward to dining...

I brought the cancer killing /tg/
[jukebox image]
https://voca.ro/1boWflxo38vx
[boomer drink image]
[background radiation image]

yeah, me

Well after successfully defeating the moab holding our chef hostage dinner is served! We will be having Palt.

I've bought some Cobalt-60 for the host

I'm starting to think I know why everyone's throwing up with food and radioactive isotopes like this... I should probably head out before it gets worse.

Ill bring the protein!

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:11 pm I'm starting to think I know why everyone's throwing up with food and radioactive isotopes like this... I should probably head out before it gets worse.

The doors suddenly bolt.
Why leave? Dessert has not even been served.....

im throwing armhulen out of the window so i can escape

this is a dinner party - obviously the windows are reinforced, so you bounce off them

Maybe if I do a Wario Run, I can bust through the wall.

Wish me luck guys!

Running start, Adam, lets see you try

*Sprints into the wall with such speed vigor I explode on contact*

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:36 am im throwing armhulen out of the window so i can escape

*Armhulen bounces off the wall with a comical *Boing* sound*

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:42 am this is a dinner party - obviously the windows are reinforced, so you bounce off them

Why of course, we dont want you getting hurt.

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:47 am *Sprints into the wall with such speed vigor I explode on contact*

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT HE JUST SPLATTED ACROSS THE WALL, ITS LIKE AN OVERIPE TOMATO HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

brings a bag filled with rats and releases them

FOOD HERE!!