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plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2023 11:21 pm
by outtogetya
we have to plan a prison break. bonermaster must be freed. no bonermaster left behind. i think it should probably involve the drill from payday. we just like. drill the wall open
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:34 am
by The Wrench
How about we drill you instead? Nonernaster will be okay.
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 2:53 am
by outtogetya
what would drilling me achieve
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:40 pm
by dendydoom
i baked a file into a cake for bonermaster but then it was the epic weed day and i forgot and ate the cake and now i dont feel good
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 2:08 pm
by BONERMASTER
Not to give it all away, but I had a similiar idea planned at some point, where'd we stage a prison break in the style of those MS Paint adventure games, but instead of baby drawings you'd have AI give you cinematic tier shots of everything you do. But that idea kind of failed, because I couldn't really get the AI to behave the way I wanted it to.
But it's not all that bad, you know? At first I hated it, but I started to get used to the system. The food started tasting better, they gave me internet and TV access, even the beatings aren't as bad as they were before, and the machine they hook me up with every day is quite the interesting experience.
So don't worry about me! I will have a fair trial (they are very busy so it keeps getting rescheduled, but that is no problem!), and I will gladly answer for all the crimes I did.
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 3:06 pm
by kinnebian
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 2:08 pm
Not to give it all away, but I had a similiar idea planned at some point, where'd we stage a prison break in the style of those MS Paint adventure games, but instead of baby drawings you'd have AI give you cinematic tier shots of everything you do. But that idea kind of failed, because I couldn't really get the AI to behave the way I wanted it to.
But it's not all that bad, you know? At first I hated it, but I started to get used to the system. The food started tasting better, they gave me internet and TV access, even the beatings aren't as bad as they were before, and the machine they hook me up with every day is quite the interesting experience.
So don't worry about me! I will have a fair trial (they are very busy so it keeps getting rescheduled, but that is no problem!), and I will gladly answer for all the crimes I did.
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
you will answer to my FIST I never got a refund for my horrible cinema experience
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 5:17 pm
by Epicgamer545
I suppose a plan is in order
Initiate project “REFUND”.
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 9:59 pm
by outtogetya
well the only way to get a refund is to get bonermaster out of prison so that seems like pretty good incentive to drag him out of that cell whether he likes it or not
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:56 pm
by kinnebian
they say "BONERMASTER & Associates" but whos the associates?? i feel theres a bigger story here guys...
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:59 pm
by datorangebottle
Wait, BONERMASTER's in jail?
With concerned regards
-datorangebottle
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:37 am
by dirk_mcblade
datorangebottle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:59 pm
Wait, BONERMASTER's in jail?
With concerned regards
-datorangebottle
He's not a real lawyer, committed malpractice.
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:39 am
by datorangebottle
dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:37 am
datorangebottle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:59 pm
Wait, BONERMASTER's in jail?
With concerned regards
-datorangebottle
He's not a real lawyer, committed malpractice.
I can't believe this is happening...
With incredibly solemn regards
-datorangebottle
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:57 am
by BONERMASTER
kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:56 pm
they say "BONERMASTER & Associates" but whos the associates?? i feel theres a bigger story here guys...
The associates are... they are..... uugh, why does my head feel so heavy right now?
Anyway, don't worry! I am very sorry that your cinema experience did not live up to your expectations, and I am ready to receive the fair judgement of the non-biased court, once the trial scheduling works out. Perhaps then, you will receive a fair and appropriate compensation.
On another note, did anyone else have the strangest dreams lately? I swear, they feel so real...
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:09 am
by Tegun
My name is Michael Scofield and my brother is facing the electric chair for a crime he didn't commit...
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 10:56 pm
by Bawhoppennn
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 2:08 pm
the machine they hook me up with every day is quite the interesting experience.
Oh NO. They are trying to harness his ultra male virility. NO- IF EVERYONE HAS has a MASTERFUL boner then NOBODY WILL.
Re: plot to free bonermaster (do NOT tell the police)
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:40 pm
by dirk_mcblade
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:57 am
kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:56 pm
they say "BONERMASTER & Associates" but whos the associates?? i feel theres a bigger story here guys...
The associates are... they are..... uugh, why does my head feel so heavy right now?
Anyway, don't worry! I am very sorry that your cinema experience did not live up to your expectations, and I am ready to receive the fair judgement of the non-biased court, once the trial scheduling works out. Perhaps then, you will receive a fair and appropriate compensation.
On another note, did anyone else have the strangest dreams lately? I swear, they feel so real...
With pacified regards
-BONERMASTER
Every single dream I've had is someone I know yeeting me out of the dream world. But according to them reality is the dream.