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GREETINGS, FORUMITES!!! TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE REAPING, AND THE FORUM GAMES WILL START SOON.
I SHALL BE POSTING HERE EVERY SO OFTEN WITH UPDATES, ILL DO ANY PARTICULARLY FUNNY SITUATIONS OR THE SUCH IN MY USUAL STYLE. HERE ARE THE TEAMS, THEY ARE RANDOMLY CHOSEN: GOOD LUCK, THE FIRST ROUNDS SHALL BE UP SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE!
(if you werent chosen, either you changed your forums pfp a lot, werent active or didnt have a forums pfp (looking at you, dirk!))
Last edited by kinnebian on Sun Jun 11, 2023 3:42 pm, edited 14 times in total.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm
I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm
At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm
I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am
WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10
SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm
If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm
I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 4:31 pmBAW, NO!! I was betting on you..
You know, I was betting on myself too.
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer!#ConcurForever
Reminds me that time where I wasinsane.
I am horrible at chess and it makes me want to adminbus
I did not take this screenshot, I just thought it was funny.
by the bye, I recommend you, if you dislike what I did in game/feel like what I did could be improved, please post feedback about it or make a complaint, I am willing to improve in my handling of administrative actions and whatnot and if you give me constructive feedback I can improve in that goal!
I am willing to try out carrying about events, as well, and that’s why you should use this thread if you think of a idea
and now, a word from ekaterina
ekaterina wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 8:36 am
No shit I'm wrong about that, almost as if it's a joke. I thought "source: trust me bro" would make it obvious that it's a joke. The only part of that line that wasn't a joke was the end.
Reminds me that time where I wasinsane.
I am horrible at chess and it makes me want to adminbus
I did not take this screenshot, I just thought it was funny.
by the bye, I recommend you, if you dislike what I did in game/feel like what I did could be improved, please post feedback about it or make a complaint, I am willing to improve in my handling of administrative actions and whatnot and if you give me constructive feedback I can improve in that goal!
I am willing to try out carrying about events, as well, and that’s why you should use this thread if you think of a idea
and now, a word from ekaterina
ekaterina wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 8:36 am
No shit I'm wrong about that, almost as if it's a joke. I thought "source: trust me bro" would make it obvious that it's a joke. The only part of that line that wasn't a joke was the end.
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:44 pmEND OF DAY 5
Oh boy, I can feel it.
We're coming close to the end.
Theres not many people left, but lets get into!
Drag getting some nice clean water, Aces!
Vekter and Arm playing it safe, probably for the best.
Adam is doing his best to keep the horde away.
Looks like the gangs all back together, but with Striders and Shaps together? I'd sleep with one eye open, Shaps.
THE VIOLE-
Wait, thats it? Huh.
Well, see you next time...
Damn dirty apes trying to steal my flames. That’s my fire!
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm
all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
Flatulent wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:02 am
You and anyone who supports the rule 3 as described by mso is simply put not an lrp player
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm
What a.. confusing event.
this isn't confusing at all, shaps would do anything to kill arm
Super Aggro Crag wrote:This is what u get when u let people into your community
play opus: echo of starsong
I'm an admin, typically on /tg/station Sybil. If you've got anything you'd like to say about me, my adminning, or my decisions, please comment in my admin feedback thread!
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
Only admins died on day 6
Death to all admins
They shall not win
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
...BUT WHATS THIS? ADAM TAKES A STUMBLE AND FALLS INTO A DEATH PIT!!
THERES ONLY TWO LEFT NOW, AND I THINK ITS TIME FOR THEM TO FIGHT!!!!
I WILL BE USING AI STORY GENERATOR TO GENERATE A FIGHT BETWEEN THESE TWO CHAMPIONS!!
ON THE LEFT WE HAVE CONRAD, AI ART MASTER, TRIALMIN FOR TGSTATION, CHARISMA OFF THE CHARTS!! HE CURRENTLY HAS 4 KILLS TO HIS NAME, AND NONE OF THOSE WERE CHEAP FIGHTS, LET ME TELL YOU THAT!
ON THE RIGHT WE HAVE VEKTER!!!, CHAMPION OF THE URGENT AHELP, VETERAN ADMIN, WITH CURRENTLY NO KILLS TO HIS NAME? WILL HE TAKE HIS FIRST BLOOD HERE?
LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND OTHER PERSONNAGE, PLACE. YOUR. BETS!!!
I mean, if Vekter isn't the one to win by placing the most permanent ban of all, death, onto his enemies... I feel it wouldn't be an appropriate win, would it?
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer!#ConcurForever
Beesting killed everyone then went "you are all mere mortals not worth my time." And killed himself
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
It's important analyze the two remaining tributes, and look back through their history to make sure we haven't overlooked anything important.
CONRAD
Day 1 - Ran away / Ran from Stereo
Day 2 - Defended his fire / Killed Kawoppi with an explosive
Day 3 - Killed ambushers / Chased Adam
Day 4 - Saw smoke / Snuggled with LoLSwat
Day 5 - Made a slingshot / Fended off from fire
The Feast - Did not go to the feast
Day 6 - Plotted with Stereo / Stayed awake all night
VEKTER
Day 1 - Stayed at the Cornucopia / Hunted tributes
Day 2 - Sang songs / Made a slingshot
Day 3 - Received explosives / Hunted tributes
Day 4 - Made a slingshot / Failed to start a fire
Day 5 - Disappointed their hunter-gatherer ancestors / Slept in shifts
The Feast - Was defended by Shaps
Day 6 - Overheard Stereo and Conrad / Received medical supplies
Conrad is in a rough position. He's sleep deprived, he lost his ally that he had just been planning with, but even without his ally he may be able to pull it off. He has a slingshot and a plan for victory - But is that enough to win?
Then you have Vekter. While they may not have any kills, it's not for a lack of trying. Two attempts to go hunting that simply didn't turn up anyone to kill. They are armed with explosives, TWO slingshots, medical supplies, and an ace up their sleeve: They were the only tribute to remain at the Cornucopia. While all the others either ran, were cut down, or grabbed something and booked it, Vekter remained. They may not have been able to get the best equipment, but they have everything that's left. Whatever was missed in the mad scramble, Vekter has it.
Conrad may be the man with a plan, but Vekter was listening and knows exactly what that plan is.
I'm counting on Conrad, to be honest
hero, driving the round forward, definitely robust, even added a bit of the spicy side show drama there with lolswat
Super Aggro Crag wrote:This is what u get when u let people into your community
play opus: echo of starsong
I'm an admin, typically on /tg/station Sybil. If you've got anything you'd like to say about me, my adminning, or my decisions, please comment in my admin feedback thread!
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm
We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm
If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm
Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm
I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm
I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am
borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm
basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
Narrate an epic fight scene between two contestants, Vekter and Conrad.
Conrad as a trial admin for the game TGStation. He is charismatic, and currently has 4 kills to his name. He is equipped with a slingshot and multiple explosives. However, he is tired from a lack of sleep.
Vekter is a veteran admin for the game TGStation. He is very diligent. He has 2 slingshots, some explosives and medical supplies. He has no kills to his name.
The setting is in the hunger games, they are the only two people fighting. The fight is to the death.
and without further ado... the fight itself, generated using chatgpt 3.5.
The two men stood at opposite ends of the arena, their eyes locked in a deadly stare-down. Conrad's hands were shaking slightly as he clutched his slingshot and explosives, feeling the weight of exhaustion bearing down on him. Vekter was calm and collected, with a steely determination in his eyes.
The bell rang out, signaling the start of the fight. Conrad quickly loaded up his slingshot with an explosive and took aim at Vekter. The shot missed its mark by inches as Vekter dodged to one side, firing back with a shot from one of his own slingshots.