/tg/Station 13

GREETINGS, FORUMITES!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE REAPING, AND THE FORUM GAMES WILL START SOON.
I SHALL BE POSTING HERE EVERY SO OFTEN WITH UPDATES, ILL DO ANY PARTICULARLY FUNNY SITUATIONS OR THE SUCH IN MY USUAL STYLE.
HERE ARE THE TEAMS, THEY ARE RANDOMLY CHOSEN:
GOOD LUCK, THE FIRST ROUNDS SHALL BE UP SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE!
(if you werent chosen, either you changed your forums pfp a lot, werent active or didnt have a forums pfp (looking at you, dirk!))

Where is Misdoubtful?

May the odds ever be in our favor or something of that nature.

vect0r wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:00 pm Where is Misdoubtful?

I had an AI choose a random person to get chopped because theres a hardcap of 36, Sorry Misdoubtful!

not on there.......

Ill do a rejects round when this is done, kapiche?

These buffoons all teamed up:



These SAVAGE animals fought over some stupid BAGS... I expected better from you, BONERMASTER.




Vekter stays at the cornucopia. What is he planning?


Fikou and Lisa Green got lucky, and found some backpacks full of goodies!



These people got some misc goodies and weapons! How lucky...





And THESE rascals chose VIOLENCE! OW, EPICGAMER!



And then.. the mad dash is over.. What will happen on the first day?

got a sword, hell yes

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:44 pm got a sword, hell yes

Well I got booze

What did I get?

vect0r wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:47 pm What did I get?

Nothing, you teamed up with beesting, sinful and timber

of course i recieve gifts, being tgstation's heartthrob

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:49 pm

vect0r wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:47 pm What did I get?

Nothing, you teamed up with beesting, sinful and timber

And I quote “share everything they gathered” what did I gather and share? What does our group have?

vect0r wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 10:07 pm

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:49 pm

vect0r wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:47 pm What did I get?

Nothing, you teamed up with beesting, sinful and timber

And I quote “share everything they gathered” what did I gather and share? What does our group have?

Hopes and dreams.........

team sinful me timbers and vect0r boutta win. stg yall better not betray me

don't fuck with me i've got a lighter
i'll use it to umm uh light your cigarette (smoking kills)

ooh a bottle

oh god oh fuck

kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:05 pm

vect0r wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:00 pm Where is Misdoubtful?

I had an AI choose a random person to get chopped because theres a hardcap of 36, Sorry Misdoubtful!

I was so bad I died before it even started

Nice i got arm, there is no way we can lose

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 11:42 pm Nice i got arm, there is no way we can lose

man i've been losing all day

Grrr... damn you Orangebottle!! You won't be so lucky next time!!!
Just remember, in the end, I will be the one to escape the hunger games and this ridiculous prison sentence!!!!

YES, I am off my sedatives, so you can get fucked god damn prison guards!! Once I have escaped, I'll sue the shit out of you! I'LL SUE YOU ALL!!!!!


With fierce regards
-BONERMASTER

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:00 am Grrr... damn you Orangebottle!! You won't be so lucky next time!!!
Just remember, in the end, I will be the one to escape the hunger games and this ridiculous prison sentence!!!!

YES, I am off my sedatives, so you can get fucked god damn prison guards!! Once I have escaped, I'll sue the shit out of you! I'LL SUE YOU ALL!!!!!


With fierce regards
-BONERMASTER

I do not show mercy twice.

With brief regards
-datorangebottle

I don’t know what my item is. I guess I’m gonna use it as a club

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:23 pm I don’t know what my item is. I guess I’m gonna use it as a club

Theyre like dual ninja weapons

kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 2:26 pm

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:23 pm I don’t know what my item is. I guess I’m gonna use it as a club

Theyre like dual ninja weapons

Looks clubish enough for me!

I hope I kill shaps

Eughhh… I gotta work with Beesting? Alright, fuck it… I’m keeping an eye on you after we axe Lisa and Oranges though buddy.

tbh being on the same District as the games master is not a bad thing
Farquaar, we need to be smart about how we approach this

Striders13 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 4:28 pm I hope I kill shaps

You betrayed me mother fucker we grew up together

BLUNT-FORCE TRAUMA!! FREE BLUNT-FORCE TRAUMA!! GET YOUR BLUNT-FORCE TRAUMA HERE!!

DAY ONE

Some initial wandering from these two...



Itseasy constructs a nice little home!


These guys are grouping up, and seem to be OUT for BLOOD.



Vekter doesn't need a team to validhunt.


These 4 had some nice sponsors! Lots of explosives, though...





BONERMASTER and loku get crafty with it!



Timberpoes and Shaps lick their wounds.


Vect0r proving their skill of dashing and dazzling!


Now, for the CONFLICTS.
Striders proving themselves superiour, but merciful..

LoLSwat griefing Domitus!

Stereo VIGOUROUSLY chasing conrad. Dont stop running!

A pitiful fight from orangebottle!

Arm showing their sinfulphobia off!


THE SAD DEATHS
Sorry, Ekaterina... watch your footing next time!

Maybe bring antibiotics next time?



And to end on a sombre note..

5 BWOINKS CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE...

im not getting killed by sinful, no siree

CONRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. I JUST WANNA TALK CONRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Man, this is too realistic. Walking into maintenance and dying instantly is so sad

WHY ANNE

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 12:14 am WHY ANNE

Look, I just need you to hold this spear for a second.
*Assumes throwing stance.*

DISTRICT 11 WE ARE UP

District 11 gonna win this whole thing, Sybil district gang!

So, both of my District 5 teammates died
Welp

Atleast I got a hatchet

I can't wait to get blown up

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 6:16 pm

Striders13 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 4:28 pm I hope I kill shaps

You betrayed me mother fucker we grew up together

I needed that more than you did

My only goal is to kill shaps.

Oh, isn't that nice! I am confidently approaching caveman technology with this serious sling, while you guys are already handling high explosives and 100.000x folded nippon steel blades.
No matter, even a stupid rock can be deadly when applied correctly. While you deign yourselves in safety, I am prepared to fight!
Get ready to be stoned, fools!


With rock-solid regards
-BONERMASTER

Maybe Bonermaster can earn his freedom by winning in lethal combat

I teamed up with some giga noobs hope they don't end up getting me killed

kieth4 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 10:32 am I teamed up with some giga noobs hope they don't end up getting me killed

Dont worry me and empress both have rags and booze

I wonder if i'll hit 8000 posts before I die

I can't believe I'm part of the admin metagang hunting down other tributes

kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:27 pm DAY ONE

Yeah, run you little bitch.