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Alright guys. It's time. Bonermaster needs to be freed.
Here's the plan:

We have 3 teams of 6 + 4 solo operatives.

Team 1 "Luck-bringers", will enter by stealth boat at Entry Point 2. They are going to create a distraction at Action Point B. Something explosive and flashy. This will lure the guards patrols to this section of the island. Then they will give the signal for the power to be cut, and Team 2's charges to be detonated, leading to rioting and utter chaos. They will also use small arms in order to kill or pin down as many guards as possible, though exercising caution while doing so.



Team 2 "Liberators" will enter by stealth boat at Entry Point 1, and are going to dig a stealth tunnel to underneath the main cell block. They will plant charges at Action Point A to destabilize the foundations, and collapse the west side of the prison security walls, detonating them after being given the signal by Team 1. This will lead to the prisoners escaping and rioting, creating an opening for Team 3.



Operative Alpha "Zeus", Operative Beta "Sidious", Operative Delta "Hemmingway", and Operative Gamma "Robinhood" are going to ride with Team 2 and detach from their positions.

Operative Alpha will be in charge of sabotaging the power generators after Team 1 gives the signal.
Operative Beta and Operative Delta will sabotage the anti-air weaponry, so Team 3 can enter the airspace.
Operative Gamma will enter deep cover and assume the role of a guard and make their way to Bonermaster's holding cell. They will await the signal by Team 1, and the initiation of the plan. At that point, they will free Bonermaster and take him to Extraction Point A, where Team 3 will arrive and provide supporting fire.



Team 3 "The Dukes", with the anti-air weaponry disabled, and guards distracted by Team 1 & 2's operations, will arrive at Extraction Point A by helicopter. They will link up with Operative Gamma who will covertly escort Bonermaster to Extraction Point A and time their arrival. If needed, Team 3 will provide covering fire against any guards who still may be in the area. As soon as Bonermaster is secure in the vehicle, they will depart and give the A-okay signal to other teams.



At that point, all remaining solo operatives, and Team 1 and 2 should have been making their way to Extraction Point B, where marine transport will be ready and waiting. Once all surviving operatives are onboard, the boats will depart.



That is the plan.

I will not lie, this is going to be a dangerous mission.
But it is a necessary one. I need you all to be ready to do your best work here. I expect only the best of the best to volunteer.

Who is ready to bring Bonermaster home?

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No. I'm so fucking done with all of these limpdick threads, we have a rp subforum. Use it.
I don't know who all of these imaginary forum posters are, and I don't care.
I know Duffeldog's ban(good riddance) has left this community with little to talk about, especially considering there wont be another feature release for 2 months but filling an important subforum with meaningless bullshit isn't the way to pass time. I wasn't planning on paying much attention to the forums while we get ready for the 0.7S release but this has gotten out of hand. I have permission from Sourpout to enforce this as a rule, though official forums rules have not been amended due to Sourpout being AFK during his move but expect the change to be written in sometime next week. Until then,
Anyone making threads not pertaining to the game in this subforum is being banned from this subforum for a minimum of two weeks
Some especially problematic posters have already had warning applied, yes they do count for year-to-date warning checks for appeals of any kind. EksD has already started a thread whining about his new warnings so if you want to whine do it there. If you feel the need to write about nothing for the next 2 months, I'd recommend you do it in the RP subforum, if not using that time to taste test drill bits.

Thank you Capsandi, very cool.

I'm ready to fight for bonermaster, top gun style...

Sign me up for team 3.

I'm in.

Isn't general for talking about the game.

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No. I'm so fucking done with all of these limpdick threads, we have a rp subforum. Use it.
I don't know who all of these imaginary forum posters are, and I don't care.
I know Duffeldog's ban(good riddance) has left this community with little to talk about, especially considering there wont be another feature release for 2 months but filling an important subforum with meaningless bullshit isn't the way to pass time. I wasn't planning on paying much attention to the forums while we get ready for the 0.7S release but this has gotten out of hand. I have permission from Sourpout to enforce this as a rule, though official forums rules have not been amended due to Sourpout being AFK during his move but expect the change to be written in sometime next week. Until then,
Anyone making threads not pertaining to the game in this subforum is being banned from this subforum for a minimum of two weeks
Some especially problematic posters have already had warning applied, yes they do count for year-to-date warning checks for appeals of any kind. EksD has already started a thread whining about his new warnings so if you want to whine do it there. If you feel the need to write about nothing for the next 2 months, I'd recommend you do it in the RP subforum, if not using that time to taste test drill bits.

Is this a copypasta I’m too retarded to know?

why dont we just kill the bat man

Glad to see those who have already volunteered. Excellent stuff. This plan is gonna go swimmingly.
Who else wants in?

i guess im free after lunch sure sign me up

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 3:40 am

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No. I'm so fucking done with all of these limpdick threads, we have a rp subforum. Use it.
I don't know who all of these imaginary forum posters are, and I don't care.
I know Duffeldog's ban(good riddance) has left this community with little to talk about, especially considering there wont be another feature release for 2 months but filling an important subforum with meaningless bullshit isn't the way to pass time. I wasn't planning on paying much attention to the forums while we get ready for the 0.7S release but this has gotten out of hand. I have permission from Sourpout to enforce this as a rule, though official forums rules have not been amended due to Sourpout being AFK during his move but expect the change to be written in sometime next week. Until then,
Anyone making threads not pertaining to the game in this subforum is being banned from this subforum for a minimum of two weeks
Some especially problematic posters have already had warning applied, yes they do count for year-to-date warning checks for appeals of any kind. EksD has already started a thread whining about his new warnings so if you want to whine do it there. If you feel the need to write about nothing for the next 2 months, I'd recommend you do it in the RP subforum, if not using that time to taste test drill bits.

Is this a copypasta I’m too retarded to know?

This has to be bait.......

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 10:10 am

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 3:40 am

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No. I'm so fucking done with all of these limpdick threads, we have a rp subforum. Use it.
I don't know who all of these imaginary forum posters are, and I don't care.
I know Duffeldog's ban(good riddance) has left this community with little to talk about, especially considering there wont be another feature release for 2 months but filling an important subforum with meaningless bullshit isn't the way to pass time. I wasn't planning on paying much attention to the forums while we get ready for the 0.7S release but this has gotten out of hand. I have permission from Sourpout to enforce this as a rule, though official forums rules have not been amended due to Sourpout being AFK during his move but expect the change to be written in sometime next week. Until then,
Anyone making threads not pertaining to the game in this subforum is being banned from this subforum for a minimum of two weeks
Some especially problematic posters have already had warning applied, yes they do count for year-to-date warning checks for appeals of any kind. EksD has already started a thread whining about his new warnings so if you want to whine do it there. If you feel the need to write about nothing for the next 2 months, I'd recommend you do it in the RP subforum, if not using that time to taste test drill bits.

Is this a copypasta I’m too retarded to know?

This has to be bait.......

It is bait, I tried not to egg him on

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 10:06 am i guess im free after lunch sure sign me up

This is just the kind of motivation we need. Excellent, soldier.

I'm ready!


With prepared regards
-BONERMASTER

o. I'm so fucking done with all of these limpdick threads, we have a rp subforum. Use it.
I don't know who all of these imaginary forum posters are, and I don't care.
I know Duffeldog's ban(good riddance) has left this community with little to talk about, especially considering there wont be another feature release for 2 months but filling an important subforum with meaningless bullshit isn't the way to pass time. I wasn't planning on paying much attention to the forums while we get ready for the 0.7S release but this has gotten out of hand. I have permission from Sourpout to enforce this as a rule, though official forums rules have not been amended due to Sourpout being AFK during his move but expect the change to be written in sometime next week. Until then,
Anyone making threads not pertaining to the game in this subforum is being banned from this subforum for a minimum of two weeks
Some especially problematic posters have already had warning applied, yes they do count for year-to-date warning checks for appeals of any kind. EksD has already started a thread whining about his new warnings so if you want to whine do it there. If you feel the need to write about nothing for the next 2 months, I'd recommend you do it in the RP subforum, if not using that time to taste test drill bits.

*copypasta*

I'd never, Baw. I know how long these take!

They sent Bonermaster out HERE for THAT?

Yeah, count me in.

Sing me up for team 1! Free bonemaster, creed III was an accident!

I'll pilot the helicopter.

What do you mean that you need a license?

im only in here to get my refund

The plan will begun tomorrow at 17:00 Hours. Any last volunteers report in. Good luck and godspeed to you soldiers.

He practiced law without a license. I'm giving the prison warden fair warning.

dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 9:41 am cac.jpgHe practiced law without a license. I'm giving the prison warden fair warning.

SNITCH!!!

Shit. We need to launch now. Hopefully we can sabotage the communications tower to stop the call from going through. Someone not going on the mission, go disable the Verizon cell-tower!

Otherwise, TEAM 2, GET IN THERE AND START DIGGING THE TUNNEL,
Alpha, Beta, Delta, and Gamma, get to your respect points and be ready.

TEAM 1 standby til TEAM 2 gets under the foundations, and then move in.
TEAM 3, wait at the heliport and be fueled and ready to take off.

GO GO GO!

I just...
eh...
can I walk?

What team am I in?

I frew up

They've got air assets sir, and our emplacements aren't responding - get the MANPADS! We can't let these guys get that sicko out of prison... not after what he did in that movie theatre.

Uh... why is that red light blinking? Is that bad?

UPDATE TEAMS: TEAM 2 HAS LANDED



AWAY FURTHER TEAM 2 SIGNAL THAT THE CHARGES ARE PLANTED

kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 9:31 pm I just...
eh...
can I walk?

It's on an island. You're already on the boat with Team 2 who has just landed. JUST STICK WITH THE GROUP.

vect0r wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 9:38 pm What team am I in?

YOU ARE ALSO PART OF TEAM 2 SOLDIER, AND SUPPOSED TO BE HEADING TO THE TUNNELING LOCATION.

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 9:50 pm I frew up

Roger that soldier. Carry on with your orders. Save that vomit for the guards.

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 10:24 pm
They've got air assets sir, and our emplacements aren't responding - get the MANPADS! We can't let these guys get that sicko out of prison... not after what he did in that movie theatre.

ATTENTION ALL SQUADS, ABOVE IS THE INTELLIGENCE I JUST RECEIVED!--- WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN SPOTTED (thanks Team 3, you weren't supposed to fly within line of sight...), and FURTHERMORE, SOMEHOW THEIR AA WAS DISABLED BEFORE WE EVEN LANDED- OPs DELTA & BETA, YOUR NEW OBJECTIVE IS TO KILL THE portable AA GUN CREWS.

DUE TO THE EMERGING CIRCUMSTANCES, I WANT TEAM 1 TO ADVANCE AND CREATE THE DISTRACTION WHILE TEAM 2 CONTINUES TO DRILL.
DRILL FASTER ---- WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME!

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 10:33 pm Uh... why is that red light blinking? Is that bad?

YOU MORON, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT AT THE HELIPORT, NOT FLY INTO THEIR AA RANGE ALREADY... thankfully their main guns are disabled, BUT YOU NEED TO DODGE THE FOOT PERSONNEL'S AA weapons! GET OUT OF THERE!

Operative Gamma, DO YOU RESPOND? Have you assumed cover as one of the guards?!

"Site Director Sorrows, I'm sorry to interrupt bu-"
"how many times have I told you not to interrupt my lunchtime?"
"yes sir I know but this is genuinely important..."
Director Tobias Sorrows let's out an exasperated, borderline over-dramatic sigh.
"go on then", he says aggressively.
"the site is under attack. We don't yet know what they're after or how many people there are but they're trained and prepared. We even suspect they might have some insidee knowledge..."
"damn. Do we have comms?"
"unclear sir, we've sent a request for backup from the mainland."
"right. Try again. Ask them for team gamma-9 with my authorisation code 'ontario-omega-tesla'. In the meantime get security forces and the enhanced team around the cell block"
"yes sir"
"and.. Get my chopper ready? I don't want to be around if it all goes to shit."

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 9:18 pm Shit. We need to launch now. Hopefully we can sabotage the communications tower to stop the call from going through. Someone not going on the mission, go disable the Verizon cell-tower!

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 11:15 pm

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 10:33 pm Uh... why is that red light blinking? Is that bad?

YOU MORON, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT AT THE HELIPORT, NOT FLY INTO THEIR AA RANGE ALREADY... thankfully their main guns are disabled, BUT YOU NEED TO DODGE THE FOOT PERSONNEL'S AA weapons! GET OUT OF THERE!

Oh god, oh fuck, uh, wait, shit, lemme hit this button real quick, I think it's the boosters-




... I'll work on getting this thing back up and running, just get him out of there.

Fuck, I fell asleep did I miss the signal?

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 6:16 am
... I'll work on getting this thing back up and running, just get him out of there.

MISSILE AWAY!

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 6:16 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 11:15 pm

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 10:33 pm Uh... why is that red light blinking? Is that bad?

YOU MORON, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT AT THE HELIPORT, NOT FLY INTO THEIR AA RANGE ALREADY... thankfully their main guns are disabled, BUT YOU NEED TO DODGE THE FOOT PERSONNEL'S AA weapons! GET OUT OF THERE!

Oh god, oh fuck, uh, wait, shit, lemme hit this button real quick, I think it's the boosters-




... I'll work on getting this thing back up and running, just get him out of there.

SHIT. Atleast it's still usable. Okay, just defend your position.

CMDR_Gungnir wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 6:40 am Fuck, I fell asleep did I miss the signal?

Yes. Atleast you fell asleep on Team 1's boat. AS SOON AS TEAM 1 LANDS, MAKE THE DISTRACTION. GIVE IT EXTRA PUNCH.

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 2:35 pm

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 6:16 am
... I'll work on getting this thing back up and running, just get him out of there.

MISSILE AWAY!

TEAM 3 WATCH OUT, more INCOMING FIRE at you ON THE GROUND.

Director Sorrows is in the site's operations wing.
"Vi, can I get a sit rep?"
"of course sir, the helicopter we were tra—"
"they have a HELICOPTER?"
"well they had a helicopter. It crashed."
"oh good, we shot it down"
"err, no.. It crashed"
"what do you mean it crashed? Competent people don't just crash helicopters. What do these people even want? So far it seems all they've achieved is wasting my time!" Tobias takes a sip of his tea, rubs his forehead and asks more "what about the backup I asked for?"
His assistant chimes in, "they aren't coming. Apparently they're training."
"what? What's the point of training if not for situations like this?"
"well sir... The deputy director said it might have been to do with the rude remarks you had with the co-ordinator at Christmas"
"and what, I was supposed to not mention the fact that his wife's holiday quiche was horrible? Everyone knew! It was inedible"
Nobody replied — after all, what would they say?

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 5:45 pm

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 6:16 am

MISSILE AWAY!

TEAM 3 WATCH OUT, more INCOMING FIRE at you ON THE GROUND.

Oh shit, uh. How many flares does this thing have?

Hopefully enough.

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 5:45 pm

CMDR_Gungnir wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 6:40 am Fuck, I fell asleep did I miss the signal?

Yes. Atleast you fell asleep on Team 1's boat. AS SOON AS TEAM 1 LANDS, MAKE THE DISTRACTION. GIVE IT EXTRA PUNCH.

I'll use TRIPLE what you told us to, boss!

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 5:45 pm

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 2:35 pm MISSILE AWAY!

TEAM 3 WATCH OUT, more INCOMING FIRE at you ON THE GROUND.

Don't think the countermeasures work while I'm stuck on the ground. I'm just gonna shoot at it with my gun and pray.

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 6:54 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 5:45 pm

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 2:35 pm MISSILE AWAY!

TEAM 3 WATCH OUT, more INCOMING FIRE at you ON THE GROUND.

Don't think the countermeasures work while I'm stuck on the ground. I'm just gonna shoot at it with my gun and pray.

Pfft, that M60 isn't a Phalanx.

Shoulda ran when you had the time.


*Clicks on radio* Downed target confirmed destroyed, focus on cutting off other methods of exfiltration - get those RHIBs busted, they don't have enough to survive on this island against us for long, and airborne reinforcements from the mainland are coming in soon.
Dumbasses exposed their landing site with all that shock and awe on arrival!

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 6:54 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 5:45 pm

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 2:35 pm MISSILE AWAY!

TEAM 3 WATCH OUT, more INCOMING FIRE at you ON THE GROUND.

Don't think the countermeasures work while I'm stuck on the ground. I'm just gonna shoot at it with my gun and pray.

Every assistant that breaks into tech storage is a greytider.
Every assistant that doesn't break into tech storage is a well disciplined greytider!

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 2:18 pm https://youtu.be/E0cxG27tcTU

Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill. It's time for the high explosives.

Y'all got 10 seconds to get to cover.

somewhere in the middle of nowhere, north of the prison, in a small alaskan boat…
finally, after WEEKS of being inactive on the forums, I can finally complete kinnebian’s massive conspiracy theory. Even without the edited stock photos, I am determined. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care what they say. I just want to ask them some questions so I can finally rest, be PERMANENTLY inactive and-

wait, is the prison supposed to have have anti air munitions?

shit.

Epicgamer545 wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 8:04 pm somewhere in the middle of nowhere, north of the prison, in a small alaskan boat…

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finally, after WEEKS of being inactive on the forums, I can finally complete kinnebian’s massive conspiracy theory. Even without the edited stock photos, I am determined. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care what they say. I just want to ask them some questions so I can finally rest, be PERMANENTLY inactive and-

wait, is the prison supposed to have have anti air munitions?

shit.