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Itseasytosee2me
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im drunk rn

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #686645

I have not been drunk in a LOOOOOONG time, like before i started playing ss13.
uh
anyways
how are you guys doin i clearly can not hold my alcohol very well this was only like 5 shots of vodka that shit was bitter as hell holy fuck

come back next tuesday for scheduled schitzopost
- Sincerely itseasytosee
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by BeeSting12 » #686650

why would you just take straight shots of vodka?? unless its the flavored shit like truly or smirnoff.
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by dirk_mcblade » #686657

Last time I took shots I tried to pass out in the gutter during the rain.
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by conrad » #686658

hi drunk rn
im conrad
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug: ⋆ :beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot: ⋆ :heart:
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Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
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conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by massa » #686672

I've been drunk a lot lately and I keep barraging people in my DMs for attention when I get home and I'm alone and bored

like, discord people. then I grief a few overwatch games, pass out, and we're back. If you would like to sign up for drunk texts from julia I can help you.
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #686673

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 8:27 am why would you just take straight shots of vodka?? unless its the flavored shit like truly or smirnoff.
i chased it with with apple juice
- Sincerely itseasytosee
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by TheLoLSwat » #686676

ended a 26 day tolerance break yesterday 🙏 bless your heart
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by kinnebian » #686684

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 12:38 pm
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 8:27 am why would you just take straight shots of vodka?? unless its the flavored shit like truly or smirnoff.
i chased it with with apple juice
did you catch it?
respect (let him do his thing)
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #686687

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 8:27 am why would you just take straight shots of vodka?? unless its the flavored shit like truly or smirnoff.
it allows u to put alcoho linto your body
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by BeeSting12 » #686690

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 2:51 pm
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 8:27 am why would you just take straight shots of vodka?? unless its the flavored shit like truly or smirnoff.
it allows u to put alcoho linto your body
yea but theres tastier ways to do it

like mix with cranberry juice

shit i mixed lemon lime prime with my vodka last night
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
hows my driving?
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by Kendrickorium » #686697

conrad wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 9:14 am hi drunk rn
im conrad
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by conrad » #686702

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 4:15 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 9:14 am hi drunk rn
im conrad
die
no
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug: ⋆ :beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot: ⋆ :heart:
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am conrad is a badass
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pm
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
With love,
A genuine cyclops.
absolutely based, do you wear an eyepatch?
That would render a cyclops blind.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pm
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #686725

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 3:19 pm
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 2:51 pm
BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 8:27 am why would you just take straight shots of vodka?? unless its the flavored shit like truly or smirnoff.
it allows u to put alcoho linto your body
yea but theres tastier ways to do it

like mix with cranberry juice

shit i mixed lemon lime prime with my vodka last night
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by WineAllWine » #686728

I haven't been sober since 2013
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Re: im drunk rn

Post by Omega_DarkPotato » #686798

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 11:20 pm I haven't been sober since 2013
name is accurate + very suikacore
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