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Your side of the story: As CMO got attacked by an engineer in maint( I thought he was a traitor but he turned out to be a gangster later) , got stunned and dragged into dorms, got released and converted by some other gangsters, took the engineer to dorms and started choking him while writing lewd emotes.

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Jun 07, 2023 8:13 pm i got permabanned for farting on a dude bare assed but it got overturned cuz i proved he provided consent cuz i said "im gonna fart on you bare assed" and he said "BRING IT ON"

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 am

oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 am

oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:49 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 am

oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

yes but there is a vast gulf of difference between "griefing someone in game, making an impassioned, 6 paragraph plea for leniency 3 years later, and then immediately griefing someone in a different manner and saying "i didnt even do this last time" and "breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff, making a plea, and then breaking ERP rules via nonconsensual stuff." This guy only has one shot but beardbeard gets more cuz its funny instead of weird

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:01 am When did 2beard do ERP, I just thought he griefed the server

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:28 am 2beard griefing 1 single round every few years is funny, lighten up people

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:50 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:45 am

oranges wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:11 am

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:09 am

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:33 am 6 years is a really long time. obviously they were gonna be unbanned

2beard has been banned for 6 years but TYRANT headmins REFUSE to unban him

that is because every time he is unbanned he immediately does something to get rebanned

Yeah but it's funny

Unbanning 2beard is griefing the server and should be a bannable offense.

capn_monkeypaw wrote: ↑Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:27 pm 2014-06-02
[hornygranny] Beardbeard Permaban | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2015-08-28
[Tsaricide] Beardbeard - I have a dream | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2016-01-15
[hornygranny] Beardbeard - new year new me | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2017-06-29
Beardbeard - Make /tg/station great again | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2018-01-18
[jordie0608] Beardbeard - Blacklist Appeal | Posting as Sideburns - Denied


2018-06-09
[jordie0608] Beardbeard - Blacklist Appeal | Posting as Sideburns - Successful


2018-07-04
24 hour server ban applied by togopal

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Rule 1 ban - As a silicon with custom laws (https://i.imgur.com/PkxIfoB.png), killed a HoS for "not typing proper english". Custom laws do not allow you to kill without reason. Adminhelp log https://i.imgur.com/ogckiR5.png

2018-07-04
[togopal] sideburns - patriotism gone too far | Posting as Sideburns - Denied


2018-07-09
Permanent server ban applied by lazengann

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On round ID 90715, set the SM up to delaminate and then disconnected. It was extended. Please explain on forums.

2019-06-01
Ban evades on the event hall during database downtime
"I was playing on the event hall yesterday while the ban database was down and I want to continue doing that."


2019-06-02
[Lazengann] Beardbeard - Ban Appeal | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied


2020-06-25
You are here ---> X

dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:41 pm We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.

https://forum.ss13.co/archive/index.php?thread-5175.html wrote: Let's play a game! It'll be fun.

This is a ~*THOUGHT EXPERIMENT*~. Nothing here should be taken as a threat, offer, or suggestion that any of the acts about to be described will ever happen. Okay? Okay.

Let's say for the sake of this ~intellectual construct~ that we happened to live in the same town and were in the same social circles, but weren't friends - just barely acquainted. Because I'm a suave motherfucker, you invite me back to your place to watch Strange Days on DVD, because that movie is awesome and totally go check it out.

We get to your place, I excuse myself to the bathroom and - vanish. After a while, you check on the bathroom, only to find a perfectly coiled turd delicately balanced on top of the toilet seat, and I've apparently escaped out the window.

Huh. Weird. Things happen, though, and you invite me over again, because seriously that movie is so great.

This time, I head to the kitchen for a snack, and vanish. Investigation reveals that I've sharted in your water pitcher, turning what was once a gallon of crisp, clear Adam's Ale into my own personal chowder. Also escaped out the window again.

Maybe it's just a custom of his people, you think, and invite me over again, because the soundtrack for that film is remarkably great and turned me on to Macedonian folk pop.

I announce that I forgot something in my car, and vanish. You roll your eyes and head outside to survey the damage, only to find that I had apparently pressed my anus to your mail slot (and that I've been a good boy and eating my fiber lately) and pooped a perfect rectangle through it, like the world's foulest Play-Doh Fun Factory.

You sigh and invite me over again, because Strange Days is an excellent piece of speculative fiction and the idea of being able to record and play back experiences is fodder for some really great imagination.

This time I shove past you when you open the door and, in record time, drop a big hairy loaf in your fish tank. You almost puke on the floor while fishing it out because I'd had Mexican the night before, and your prize clownfish is picking the green onion bits out of the mess.

Through gritted teeth, you invite me over AGAIN, because although she's still in a subservient role to the protagonist, and doesn't pass the Bechdel test, the character of Mace is a rare example of a strong black woman in film.

This time I've brought a gift! A box of raisins. Excellent, you say, and shelve it for later, because you're not hungry now, but were going to make oatmeal cookies later, and oatmeal raisin cookies are proof of a kind and loving deity. The DVD player is on the fritz, though, and we wind up watching three hours of Hee Haw reruns. I take my leave, and that's when you discover that the box of raisins is instead filled with tiny blobs of painstakingly-rolled tiny poops. You begin to wonder what happened to me as a child.

It takes you a good half hour of psyching yourself up to pick up the phone and let me know that you got your DVD player fixed, so come on over and we'll enjoy the cinematography of Matthew Leonetti.

This time I've brought a bottle of wine! Let's pretend that I'm getting a little tired of coming up with wacky scenarios and it's piss, alright, it's a wine bottle filled with piss. Maybe it's mine, maybe it isn't, but the piss provenance isn't the issue here, okay? It's just piss. A refreshing change from poo shenanigans, sure, but you're still left with a bottle of Riesling where Riesling is crossed out with a green crayon and PEESLING is written in its place. And the S is backwards, this is for Reasons. I'm a writer!

That's what, six already? Two more? Okay.

You invite me over again, for reasons no sane person could even begin to speculate to, and I announce to you that I have truly changed my ways, and in fact, had hired a cleaning crew to come by earlier while you were at work and scour the place stem to stern. As much as it unnerves you to have had people in your apartment without your knowledge, and as much as it worries you that I was apparently able to let them in somehow, you have to admit that the place has never looked better. We watch the film and agree that it's one of the finest films ever made, and that it's a damnable shame that James Cameron is famous for lesser films like The Terminator series, when this is clearly his masterwork. We bid each other adieu, and you head to bed happy that for once, you got through an evening without any unauthorized exhaust. The next morning comes, and the apartment smells FOUL. It takes you three hours to check the place over, and you finally found that I have laid the king hell of all eggs on the filter for your air conditioner. You stare at it in silent amazement, wondering how I passed that thing and was able to walk afterward. You consider shooting it before tossing it in the dumpster, because you're not used to seeing anything that large that is neither alive nor a stone.

I call you the next morning wanting to know if you'd like to see The Terror Of Tiny-Town, an all-dwarf spaghetti western. This is the point at which you suggest it's not working out.

Okay. NOW FOR THE EXPERIMENT. At which point in the above did your suspension of disbelief falter? If it was anywhere past the first hidden poo, then you are either far more forgiving than is healthy, or you might have some issues with self-esteem. And yet, after repeatedly making a terrible mess of the place and making sure we don't want you around anymore *seven seperate times*, you still expect to be invited over for coffee and discussion of Ralph Fiennes and Vincent D'Onofrio's best film?

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:49 pm

dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:41 pm We put Bill Cosby in real life perma for less time than 2beard. Free my man 2beard.

https://forum.ss13.co/archive/index.php?thread-5175.html wrote: Let's play a game! It'll be fun.

This is a ~*THOUGHT EXPERIMENT*~. Nothing here should be taken as a threat, offer, or suggestion that any of the acts about to be described will ever happen. Okay? Okay.

Let's say for the sake of this ~intellectual construct~ that we happened to live in the same town and were in the same social circles, but weren't friends - just barely acquainted. Because I'm a suave motherfucker, you invite me back to your place to watch Strange Days on DVD, because that movie is awesome and totally go check it out.

We get to your place, I excuse myself to the bathroom and - vanish. After a while, you check on the bathroom, only to find a perfectly coiled turd delicately balanced on top of the toilet seat, and I've apparently escaped out the window.

Huh. Weird. Things happen, though, and you invite me over again, because seriously that movie is so great.

This time, I head to the kitchen for a snack, and vanish. Investigation reveals that I've sharted in your water pitcher, turning what was once a gallon of crisp, clear Adam's Ale into my own personal chowder. Also escaped out the window again.

Maybe it's just a custom of his people, you think, and invite me over again, because the soundtrack for that film is remarkably great and turned me on to Macedonian folk pop.

I announce that I forgot something in my car, and vanish. You roll your eyes and head outside to survey the damage, only to find that I had apparently pressed my anus to your mail slot (and that I've been a good boy and eating my fiber lately) and pooped a perfect rectangle through it, like the world's foulest Play-Doh Fun Factory.

You sigh and invite me over again, because Strange Days is an excellent piece of speculative fiction and the idea of being able to record and play back experiences is fodder for some really great imagination.

This time I shove past you when you open the door and, in record time, drop a big hairy loaf in your fish tank. You almost puke on the floor while fishing it out because I'd had Mexican the night before, and your prize clownfish is picking the green onion bits out of the mess.

Through gritted teeth, you invite me over AGAIN, because although she's still in a subservient role to the protagonist, and doesn't pass the Bechdel test, the character of Mace is a rare example of a strong black woman in film.

This time I've brought a gift! A box of raisins. Excellent, you say, and shelve it for later, because you're not hungry now, but were going to make oatmeal cookies later, and oatmeal raisin cookies are proof of a kind and loving deity. The DVD player is on the fritz, though, and we wind up watching three hours of Hee Haw reruns. I take my leave, and that's when you discover that the box of raisins is instead filled with tiny blobs of painstakingly-rolled tiny poops. You begin to wonder what happened to me as a child.

It takes you a good half hour of psyching yourself up to pick up the phone and let me know that you got your DVD player fixed, so come on over and we'll enjoy the cinematography of Matthew Leonetti.

This time I've brought a bottle of wine! Let's pretend that I'm getting a little tired of coming up with wacky scenarios and it's piss, alright, it's a wine bottle filled with piss. Maybe it's mine, maybe it isn't, but the piss provenance isn't the issue here, okay? It's just piss. A refreshing change from poo shenanigans, sure, but you're still left with a bottle of Riesling where Riesling is crossed out with a green crayon and PEESLING is written in its place. And the S is backwards, this is for Reasons. I'm a writer!

That's what, six already? Two more? Okay.

You invite me over again, for reasons no sane person could even begin to speculate to, and I announce to you that I have truly changed my ways, and in fact, had hired a cleaning crew to come by earlier while you were at work and scour the place stem to stern. As much as it unnerves you to have had people in your apartment without your knowledge, and as much as it worries you that I was apparently able to let them in somehow, you have to admit that the place has never looked better. We watch the film and agree that it's one of the finest films ever made, and that it's a damnable shame that James Cameron is famous for lesser films like The Terminator series, when this is clearly his masterwork. We bid each other adieu, and you head to bed happy that for once, you got through an evening without any unauthorized exhaust. The next morning comes, and the apartment smells FOUL. It takes you three hours to check the place over, and you finally found that I have laid the king hell of all eggs on the filter for your air conditioner. You stare at it in silent amazement, wondering how I passed that thing and was able to walk afterward. You consider shooting it before tossing it in the dumpster, because you're not used to seeing anything that large that is neither alive nor a stone.

I call you the next morning wanting to know if you'd like to see The Terror Of Tiny-Town, an all-dwarf spaghetti western. This is the point at which you suggest it's not working out.

Okay. NOW FOR THE EXPERIMENT. At which point in the above did your suspension of disbelief falter? If it was anywhere past the first hidden poo, then you are either far more forgiving than is healthy, or you might have some issues with self-esteem. And yet, after repeatedly making a terrible mess of the place and making sure we don't want you around anymore *seven seperate times*, you still expect to be invited over for coffee and discussion of Ralph Fiennes and Vincent D'Onofrio's best film?

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Thu Jun 08, 2023 8:59 pm 2beard can't be unbanned because we named multiple ingame items after him being banned and this would break the coding standards

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Wed Jun 07, 2023 7:29 pm You know, I always forget that Thunder has been adminning since 2014 and nobody ever gives credit

Truly the silent workhorse of /tg/station