I'm feeling SPIRITUALLY INCLINED. I made this whole story to explain it, which will be below, but if you're not inclined to READ! I'll spoiler it for you.
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So, I was dating this native girl. Kinda weird. Real crystal girl, asked me for my exact time of birth to make sure we were compatible, zodiacs or some shit. She was hot though so.
Anyway! We broke up. (if ur a pretty girl please call me) But I used to sleep in her bed, and I shed like a golden retriever. I'm not a furry though, just a blonde.
Anyway, ever since the breakup, I've been hearing her talk to her friends about casting a spell on me, bros.
I think I might be cursed. And as such, I need to break even with the old Mother Ghia or whatever. Rub some rocks, realign my chakras, ya get me? I'll drink fucking moon water if that gets this nature bitch off my back.
You ever hear of Kassandra of Troy? Story is woman gets cursed by Apollo and knows how everyone will die, but nobody will ever believe me. It's a real problem.
I HAVE THAT CURSE. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME. I NEED TO BREAK THIS FUCKING CURSE!
So long story short. In a Namaste attempt to cure my curse. I'm going to be doing Tarot readings. Past present and future, I have them on my desk (They are the cultist simulator deck, Wine). You can either request just the Major Arcana, or you can really throw a wrench my way and DO ALL OF THEM MAJOR AND MINOR!!!
Who is first?
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:20 am
by Mey Ha Zah
Oh Tarot reading. Do a major reading for me!
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:22 am
by Justice12354
I'd like a major reading too please!
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:44 am
by Chadley
Mey Ha Zah wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:20 am
Oh Tarot reading. Do a major reading for me!
The Empress - Past
The Empress can represent fertility, beauty, and action, and takes the role of a mother and a nurturer
Have you been embracing your feminine side?
The Hierophant, Reversed - Present
A reversed Hierophant can mean feeling restricted, constrained, or a desire to make life more malleable and take form for yourself.
Feeling a little stifled recently? Or maybe you're ready to break a glass ceiling.
Wheel of Fortune - Future
The wheel keeps turning, life can come from good to bad, and it's up to you to take the reigns. Remember that that pendulum swings and things will change.
Is life looking up or down to you in the future?
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:48 am
by dirk_mcblade
That's what this is you know: satanic black magic
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Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:55 am
by kinnebian
i used to go on skyrat and read tarot for fun, give me a reading boss
Mey Ha Zah wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:20 am
Oh Tarot reading. Do a major reading for me!
The Empress - Past
The Empress can represent fertility, beauty, and action, and takes the role of a mother and a nurturer
Have you been embracing your feminine side?
The Hierophant, Reversed - Present
A reversed Hierophant can mean feeling restricted, constrained, or a desire to make life more malleable and take form for yourself.
Feeling a little stifled recently? Or maybe you're ready to break a glass ceiling.
Wheel of Fortune - Future
The wheel keeps turning, life can come from good to bad, and it's up to you to take the reigns. Remember that that pendulum swings and things will change.
Is life looking up or down to you in the future?
these look like cultist stimulator cards
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:11 am
by Chadley
Justice12354 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:22 am
I'd like a major reading too please!
The Fool - Past
The Fool is the representation of a new journey, a blank slate, think of it like a starting point.
Do you still feel like you're on this adventure?
The Sun, Reversed - Present
In the reversed position, the Sun indicates that you might have significant difficulties finding positive aspects to certain situations.
I hope you can overcome it, oomfie. Maybe the future will give us an indication.
Death, Reversed - Future
You're not letting go of something preventing you from moving forward. Sometimes you just need to embrace change, life will move on.
Damn man, that's rough. Maybe this is what's holding you in the reversed Sun.
Justice12354 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:22 am
I'd like a major reading too please!
The Fool - Past
The Fool is the representation of a new journey, a blank slate, think of it like a starting point.
Do you still feel like you're on this adventure?
The Sun, Reversed - Present
In the reversed position, the Sun indicates that you might have significant difficulties finding positive aspects to certain situations.
I hope you can overcome it, oomfie. Maybe the future will give us an indication.
Death, Reversed - Future
You're not letting go of something preventing you from moving forward. Sometimes you just need to embrace change, life will move on.
Damn man, that's rough. Maybe this is what's holding you in the reversed Sun.
Oohhh, that was very interesting!
I have a friend irl who does readings and the one time I asked her for one she got everything right which was pretty impressive. As for your reading, I actually thought you were just gonna mess around, but it ended up as a pretty well-composed reading. Damn!
If you'd like me to tell you how accurate I find it to be, I'd say it's very accurate when it comes to the Present and Future, though I don't get what the Past means haha. I feel like this was destined towards my love life and I take that with offense x)
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:21 am
by Chadley
kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:55 am
i used to go on skyrat and read tarot for fun, give me a reading boss
The Hanged Man, Reversed - Past
The reversal meaning of the Hanged Man card represents a very specific period of time during which you feel as if you are sacrificing a significant amount of time while getting nothing in return.
Admining in a nut shell. Run some events.
Judgement - Present
The Judgement card appearing in a reading signifies that you are coming close to this significant point in your life where you must start to evaluate yourself.
Damn, got something special going on, or coming up soon?
The Empress - Future
The Empress can represent fertility, beauty, and action, and takes the role of a mother and a nurturer.
DAMN MAN, ARE YOU HAVING A BABY OR SOME SHIT?
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:23 am
by Timonk
Justice12354 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:21 am
Spoiler to avoid pollution (Quoting Chadley)
Justice12354 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:22 am
I'd like a major reading too please!
The Fool - Past
The Fool is the representation of a new journey, a blank slate, think of it like a starting point.
Do you still feel like you're on this adventure?
The Sun, Reversed - Present
In the reversed position, the Sun indicates that you might have significant difficulties finding positive aspects to certain situations.
I hope you can overcome it, oomfie. Maybe the future will give us an indication.
Death, Reversed - Future
You're not letting go of something preventing you from moving forward. Sometimes you just need to embrace change, life will move on.
Damn man, that's rough. Maybe this is what's holding you in the reversed Sun.
Oohhh, that was very interesting!
I have a friend irl who does readings and the one time I asked her for one she got everything right which was pretty impressive. As for your reading, I actually thought you were just gonna mess around, but it ended up as a pretty well-composed reading. Damn!
If you'd like me to tell you how accurate I find it to be, I'd say it's very accurate when it comes to the Present and Future, though I don't get what the Past means haha. I feel like this was destined towards my love life and I take that with offense x)
*Pushes glasses up*
Well Akshually it's made to make you think that
Justice12354 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:22 am
I'd like a major reading too please!
The Fool - Past
The Fool is the representation of a new journey, a blank slate, think of it like a starting point.
Do you still feel like you're on this adventure?
The Sun, Reversed - Present
In the reversed position, the Sun indicates that you might have significant difficulties finding positive aspects to certain situations.
I hope you can overcome it, oomfie. Maybe the future will give us an indication.
Death, Reversed - Future
You're not letting go of something preventing you from moving forward. Sometimes you just need to embrace change, life will move on.
Damn man, that's rough. Maybe this is what's holding you in the reversed Sun.
Oohhh, that was very interesting!
I have a friend irl who does readings and the one time I asked her for one she got everything right which was pretty impressive. As for your reading, I actually thought you were just gonna mess around, but it ended up as a pretty well-composed reading. Damn!
If you'd like me to tell you how accurate I find it to be, I'd say it's very accurate when it comes to the Present and Future, though I don't get what the Past means haha. I feel like this was destined towards my love life and I take that with offense x)
*Pushes glasses up*
Well Akshually it's made to make you think that
Tbh, Idrc. Even if I'm a bit skeptical about it, I like to give it some credit because that's kinda fun!
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:32 am
by Chadley
Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:12 am
Major and minor maybe? If i take it might as well take the whole package
Two of Pentacles - Past
The Two of Pentacles depicts the usual ups and downs that occur in one’s life.
Having a rocky past? (all the warnings?)
Four of Swords - Present
The Four of Swords is a moment of rest, the calm before the storm.
Take the moment to rejoice, brother.
The Moon - Future
The moon's light can bring you clarity and understanding and you should allow your intuition to guide you through this darkness.
Happy for you brother, maybe you'll find a way to stop getting warned on the fourms.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:42 am
by Chadley
Pepper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:15 am
tell my fortunate fortune teller
themajor one
The Emperor, Reversed - Past
The Emperor, for this card means authority, regulation, organization and a fatherliness. But, reversed, it is a sign of abused authoritative power.
Has someone been holding you down, boo?
Wheel of Fortune - Present
The wheel keeps turning, life can come from good to bad, and it's up to you to take the reigns. Remember that that pendulum swings and things will change.
It's a good sign for the wheel to come after a more negative card!
The Empress - Future
The Empress can represent fertility, beauty, and action, and takes the role of a mother and a nurturer.
Especially with a line up line this! From a reversed emperor to an empress, maybe you'll find someone who treats you better boo. Fingers crossed!
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:52 am
by NoxVS
Fortune teller, I require your strongest fortunes.
Major please
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:01 am
by TheLoLSwat
major please, fortune teller
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:01 am
by Chadley
Rhials wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:17 am
Are major readings free or do I have to pay for them? I would like one either way
The Devil - Past
Getting the devil card in your reading shows that you have feelings of entrapment, emptiness and lack of fulfillment in your life. It might also mean that you are a slave to materialism and opulence and no matter how hard you try, you just can’t seem to shake off the feeling of wanting to indulge in luxurious living.
Maybe go for the simpler things in life, Rhials. But seeing what the rest you have, maybe you already are!
The Fool, Reversed - Present
A reversed Fool card can show that you are living in the moment and not planning for the future.
Are you stuck in the past? It might explain the devil and the fool.
The Tower, Reversed - Future
When you get the Tower card reversed, you can feel some crisis looming along the horizon, and you are struggling as much as you can to try and avoid its manifestation.
You're not on a good path buddy, break the chain before it breaks you. We love Rhials, don't go off the deep end.
one time i dated this girl that was real into the whole astrology crystal necklace thing. she apparently summoned her friend’s dead uncle’s spirit. which made her cry cause omg i’m talking to popop!! :’)
who has the heart to tell em it’s BS? not me that’s for sure. you really gonna be that nerd emoji atheist guy like ERMMM… ACHCHCHHTUALLYY…. ASTROLOGY IS BASED OFF AN INCORRECT REPRESENTATION OF THE PLANETS SO ITS ALL WRONG!
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:15 am
by Chadley
NoxVS wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:52 am
Fortune teller, I require your strongest fortunes.
Major please
Justice, Reversed - Past
A reversed justice is a strong sign of guilt. A resentment you're holding over yourself as punishment.
I hope you've been able to get over this by now, otherwise, I'm hopeful the rest of the cards will help.
The Moon, Reversed - Present
A reversed moon is a sign of confusion and unhappiness, an anxiousness paired with fears. But fears you wish to triumph. Something you want to overcome.
Seems like you're working to forgive yourself, be brave, stay strong.
Temperance - Future
The Temperance tarot card suggests moderation and balance, coupled with a lot of patience.
Looks like everything will be all right in the end.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:39 am
by oranges
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:12 am
one time i dated this girl that was real into the whole astrology crystal necklace thing. she apparently summoned her friend’s dead uncle’s spirit. which made her cry cause omg i’m talking to popop!! :’)
who has the heart to tell em it’s BS? not me that’s for sure. you really gonna be that nerd emoji atheist guy like ERMMM… ACHCHCHHTUALLYY…. ASTROLOGY IS BASED OFF AN INCORRECT REPRESENTATION OF THE PLANETS SO ITS ALL WRONG!
it's wrong to let someone languish in the darkness of unenlightenment, you should break their heart
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 3:05 am
by Chadley
TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:01 am
major please, fortune teller
The High Priestess - Past
The meaning of the High Priestess is related with inner knowledge. Her appearance in a reading can signify that it is time for you to listen to your intuition rather than prioritizing your intellect and conscious mind.
Got something on your mind still?
The Chariot, Reversed - Present
The reversed Chariot's appearance in a reading can help you become aware of both your aggression, and your lack of willpower. It may either be saying that you are lacking in focus, motivation or direction, or that you are being warped by your obsession with your goals.
Maybe you oughta switch it up, lay Lisa to bed for a bit.
The Devil, Reversed - Future
The upside down meaning of the Devil card can be the moment when an individual becomes self-aware and breaks all of the chains that come with addiction and poor habits.
Seems like it really is in the cards for you. Stop using the DRAGnet.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 3:42 am
by Timonk
Chadley wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:32 am The Moon - Future
Happy for you brother, maybe you'll find a way to stop getting warned on the fourms.
The Temperance tarot card suggests moderation and balance, coupled with a lot of patience.
Seems like years of putting up with forum bullshit has hardened you.
The Sun - Present
The Sun card presents an feeling of optimism and fulfillment. This card represents the dawn which follows the darkest of nights. The Sun is the source of all the life on our planet, and it represents life energy itself.
Damn Crag, you must be at peace with yourself. Very happy to hear that.
The Chariot, Reversed - Future
The reversed Chariot's appearance in a reading can help you become aware of both your aggression, and your lack of willpower. It may either be saying that you are lacking in focus, motivation or direction, or that you are being warped by your obsession with your goals.
But it seems like you're just drifting along. Take life by the horns, take charge.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:03 am
by Scriptis
oh boy i hope my reading is the same card three times
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:09 am
by Justice12354
Scriptis wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:03 am
oh boy i hope my reading is the same card three times
Let's hope it's not Death...
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:19 am
by oranges
Chadley what app do you use to get the cards
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:29 am
by yobihodazine2
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:12 am
one time i dated this girl that was real into the whole astrology crystal necklace thing. she apparently summoned her friend’s dead uncle’s spirit. which made her cry cause omg i’m talking to popop!! :’)
who has the heart to tell em it’s BS? not me that’s for sure. you really gonna be that nerd emoji atheist guy like ERMMM… ACHCHCHHTUALLYY…. ASTROLOGY IS BASED OFF AN INCORRECT REPRESENTATION OF THE PLANETS SO ITS ALL WRONG!
I was that guy who doubts the BS and there is no fury like a woman scorned
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:05 am
by Itseasytosee2me
oranges wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:19 am
Chadley what app do you use to get the cards
Looks like cultist sim pictures.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:07 am
by dirk_mcblade
The 易經 is more credible in the sense that it's intended to be used as a tie breaker for making specific decisions and not meant to frivolously be consulted to say "Oh you're going through so and so because I pulled a card" to convince people you're some kind of wizard.
Tarot tards btfo.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 7:00 am
by kieth4
Read me but use the cards from cyberpunk because they're cool and lucky unlike your unlucky American cards.
The meaning of the High Priestess is related with inner knowledge. Her appearance in a reading can signify that it is time for you to listen to your intuition rather than prioritizing your intellect and conscious mind.
The headmin who seems to always know what he wants. Go figure.
The Empress, Reversed - Present
The Empress reversed indicates that you have lost too much of your own willpower and strength because you have started placing too much effort and concern to other people’s affairs.
Something weighting on you, Kieth?
The Hanged Man - Future
The hanged man understands that his position is a sacrifice that he needed to make in order to progress forward - whether as repentance for past wrongdoings, or a calculated step backward to recalculate his path onward.
Is this the end?
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:23 pm
by Chadley
Riggle wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 7:09 am
Oooh! One major reading please! Maybe a minor too if you feel like it...
Full reading for my overlord.
Three of Cups, Reversed - Past
When the Three of Cups is reversed, it means that you may have no time to socialize or go out with friends. You may be too busy with school or work that you can’t spare some time to have fun.
Feeling a little bit overloaded?
Queen of Pentacles, Reversed - Present
When the Queen of Pentacles becomes disconnected with the energy of her suit, she can become someone who is completely self-absorbed. Gone is the upright generosity in her suit, she can be selfish and even envious when others successes seem greater than hers.
I know you work hard at your job, maybe it's time to relax and take the foot off the gas for a little while.
Eight of Pentacles - Future
This card indicates a time that you have to work hard and focus entirely on your tasks. This is not necessarily a negative situation, but this means that you must really strive to be the best.
Seems like whatever you do, it'll get better. Maybe after that cert you're working on.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:30 pm
by Chadley
datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 7:55 am
I'd like a double reading, because I'm an unlucky agent of chaos.
The Hermit - Past
The Hermit is a seeker for the knowledge that comes from within. A lonely wanderer in the path of the night, he searches for that which can only be gained with long periods of solitude - the inner voice.
Have you finished the journey yet?
Eight of Wands - Present
The Eight of Wands is about development to come, something big is on it's way, be patient, for it has to be unexpected.
Seems like good news to me, maybe you find that inner truth.
Four of Cups - Future
The Four of Cups tend to appear when you are feeling discouraged and unmotivated. You may feel as if there is no solution or way forward in your situation.
Or maybe you hit a roadblock if that inner knowledge isn't what you wanted.
Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 2:41 pm
by Chadley
CMDR_Gungnir wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:44 am
I wish for the Major Reading.
Strength - Past
Strength is, strength. It's your inner fortitude and your resilience to strife. You are capable in the storm, and are able to rise up those around you.
Hope this is ringing true for you.
The Sun - Present
The Sun card presents an feeling of optimism and fulfillment. This card represents the dawn which follows the darkest of nights. The Sun is the source of all the life on our planet, and it represents life energy itself.
Hope you've been sharing that inner peace with those around you as well!
The Hierophant, Reversed - Future
A reversed Hierophant can mean feeling restricted, constrained, or a desire to make life more malleable and take form for yourself.
It's a good think you can weather a storm. I hope you work your way to the eye.
