/tg/Station 13

Correct answers only please.

have sex without getting permabanned

pee and poop

swing on a big rope like tarzan

learn from their mistakes

say nigger

I came here all happy in pants to just say the old "walk and talk at the same time" but jfc this forum is cursed.

what the flarp...

conrad wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 1:00 am the old "walk and talk at the same time"

Not all of us are shackled to the leaden weight of hotkeys. Embrace the true way, or you will never know the joy of making Three Stooges noises while running from sec.

Also spessman die immediately after getting guillotined instead of surviving for a few seconds like real men.

warbluke wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 1:38 am

conrad wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 1:00 am the old "walk and talk at the same time"

Not all of us are shackled to the leaden weight of hotkeys. Embrace the true way, or you will never know the joy of making Three Stooges noises while running from sec.

Also spessman die immediately after getting guillotined instead of surviving for a few seconds like real men.

Blinking out Morse code for I'm gonna metagrudge this mf

Sometimes when blood is part of the equation I rub a dollar bill on it and act like george washington is bleeding out and only i can save america by feeding him to a vending machine and then i take pride in not acknowledging the obvious consumerist critique present in the act and instead musing upon some other through line of reasoning to justify myself.
Edit: And spacemen cant do that

space men cant inudtrialize

Fuck

Pay taxes.

Though I always imagined that Nanotrasen stations were like company towns, you don’t get paid in actual money and instead you get paid in company money (which can only be used at Nanotrasen)

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:13 am Pay taxes.

Though I always imagined that Nanotrasen stations were like company towns, you don’t get paid in actual money and instead you get paid in company money (which can only be used at Nanotrasen)

that does seem like the implication, what the heck even ARE credits?

smoke more than 2 cigarettes without their lungs turning into a tar pit

Scriptis wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 6:36 am smoke more than 2 cigarettes without their lungs turning into a tar pit

If I had the skill I would totally make a PR with a positive quirk of "lungs of steel" (lungs more resilient or something to smoke more, like the goonstation trait to smoke more without being addicted) and a negative or neutral quirk of "hunger pains" (get hungry faster, gotta eat more often)

I swear I only eat like, twice a shift when there's a good chef, then starve when we get a round where the chef is deep-frying mold and making human burgers

look at the ceiling

pray without severe consequences

Scream racial slurs into the void

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:36 am pray without severe consequences

the law of attraction definitely manifests severe consequences