/tg/Station 13

Hello Players Club.


Do you ever wish to violently put hands on your fellow spacemen in the conquest of championship gold? Well i cant really do that but I can simulate what it would look like! Taking place in the Holodeck ( 1 2 ), the bravest and brightest throw their hats in the NTPW tournament for a chance to win singles (w) glory (m) and/or tag (m) team (w) gold.

But lolswat, what does this MEAN?!? What are your plans? What do you need the players club for??

Well guys thats where this bucket comes in . I need everyone to throw their staticname (name and photo please! And if you want to be good or evil). Its ok the bucket will fit all of it.

Once I get enough people, at the very least I want to run a tournament bracket for a championship with spinning wheel of different match types to keep things fresh

Thats cool and all lolswat, but is there an idea about how our statics will look?

Its ok I already made a few!

Axle Brady (sybil)

Clef Pokah (sybil)

Sun Catton (sybil)

Morgan Holloway (sybil)

SILICON (TerraGov)

Lisa Green (not ready yet!)

Mr. Chang (permabanned, formerly sybil)

Intern John (sybil)

Kendra Hunter (not ready yet!)

Wolf Muddler (sybil)



Well what would the matches look like??

NTPW Exhibition - Morgan Holloway vs Sun Catton

NTPW Exhibition - Clef Pokah vs Wolf Muddler





Well, why are you doing this?!?

Idk wrassling is fun and ive always enjoyed doing things like this, and less negativity in the players club is cool

oh and theme song is added in post so im taking requests for those too if you have something good

This sounds incredible, honestly. I loved Jerma985’s Jermania wrestling videos.

I sadly don’t have access to my computer (multiple states over at the moment) so I’ll fill a thing out on Monday if you’re still taking submissions at that time.

Richard Hastings: Evil


(Art by hiynastrike)

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 3:04 am This sounds incredible, honestly. I loved Jerma985’s Jermania wrestling videos.

I sadly don’t have access to my computer (multiple states over at the moment) so I’ll fill a thing out on Monday if you’re still taking submissions at that time.

its ok submissions will be open for the foreseeable future

hell yeah

Static is Ricky Paxton, appearance should just be my pfp, face not heel.

Amazing idea can't wait to, you know, win, as is expected.

E: found the big ass pic of Ricky Paxton

i absolutely love this shit, put me in as good

thAT FUCKING ROBOTICS SHIRT AND CAPE HAHAHAHAHA

chang looks what i imagined him to look like

Broly Butterfingers



I'm such a heel

Height: 5' 8"

Weight Class: Super Heavyweight

Class: Technician primary, Powerhouse secondary

Egotistical - 8
Disrespectful - 7
Prideful - 2
Loyal - 1
Cowardly - 10
Treacherous - 10
Respectful - 1
Bold - 6
Disciplined - 3
Aggressive - 6
Desperate - 8
Perseverant - 2

This is incredibly based, sure put her on the bucket too:

Zombe Anna: EVIL
(She's a Syndie sympathizer and doesn't really give a shit about NT)

EDIT:

Physical Stats
Height: 5'3 F
Weight Class: Cruiserweight
Actual class-thing:
-Primary: Technician
-Secondary: High-Flyer


Super cool lore questionnaire
Egotistical - 9
Disrespectful - 6
Treacherous - 5
Bold - 9
Aggressive - 7
Perseverant - 9
Playful - 10
Crazy - 8

Arrival:


Tiding mode ON:

Joy, the Pink Cat Ai If I HAD to pick good or evil then I'd pick good, but chaotic stupid would be more accurate.

EDIT: 5'9'' Cruiserweight. Primarily a Striker, Secondary a powerhouse.

Bold - 10
Cowardly - 7
Disrespectful - 5

Can I put 2

Timonk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:33 amCan I put 2

why yes of course put as many as youd like

TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:40 am why yes of course put as many as youd like

In that case I also present Darkmoth, definitely Evil

EDIT: 6ft flat. Light heavyweight. Primarily a Powerhouse and secondarily a high flyer.

Egotistical - 9
Disrespectful - 10
Prideful - 9
Aggressive - 8

oh shit i wanna wrassle

whoever made that original ss13 wrestling match put Pepper in it. let's go again

please, coach... put the pommer in...
she's good of course

c4g wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 7:48 am please, coach... put the pommer in...
she's good of course

that's perfect

also i want to fight zombe anne

johnny golden, good

(added a full size rendition of Ricky Paxton on my original post)

thank you for all the support guys i will add everyone because NTPW has a place for everyone

Charley Quinn

lola bola professional gremlin

Jonathon Gupta

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 12:01 pm also i want to fight zombe anne

It's so fucking ON!

okay so the reason i asked for 2 is because of lore i made up years ago and no one ever asked for it. my statics are actually twin brothers. my Human static (captain) is named Kobe Koster and my felinid static is Kobe Catster. Koster relinquished his felinid status by surgically removing his felinid features and he doesnt like his twin brother Catster, even though Catster himself is indifferent to it

Kobe Koster

gear in this image for clarity
Kobe Catster
Hair Color: 0066699 Eye color: 6600CC Business Hair 4, Beard (Neckbeard) i dont know how much you should go into the beard thing but do it how u like
The only difference between them is that Koster is a Human in Captain gear and Catster is a felinid in assistant gear.

since i put 2 i want them to face off in a Hell in a Cell match first (or something similar)

Catlyn Bates...

...but you already knew that, mr. LOLSWAT...

Gene Ball of Bagil with a bunch of fan arts that people have made of me.

I am gonna beat the shit out of you nabski (in-game)

Tag my boy Joey Petunia in, "Does All His Own Stunts"

mrmelbert wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 6:16 pm Tag my boy Joey Petunia in, "Does All His Own Stunts"

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That is just Little Mac.

I love it.

Mary Megablade, evil. Theme song is "Libera me from hell."

Nabski wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 3:37 pm Gene Ball of Bagil with a bunch of fan arts that people have made of me.

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Pixel

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Watercolor

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I don't remember where the undarkened version of this one is (other than my wall and I don't want to get up to take a picture)

CG

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AI

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THAT FUCKING WATERCOLOR THOUGH

Alexander Moore Manuel sector

stop stealing my swag bro

So here I was, sitting on the stairs (pic rel) wondering how I could make these characters FEEL authentic. And then it hit me





I need more from ALL of you!! (not actually a need it just sounds better)

Physical Stats

Height (5'1 to 6'7 F | 5'5 to 7'4 M)

Weight Class (cruiserweight, light heavyweight, heavyweight, super heavyweight)

Actual class-thing (A primary and a secondary) Super cool lore questionnaire

Out of the following words, which would you use to describe your characters and how much (a scale of 1-10 if you have no other means)

Egotistical
Disrespectful
Prideful
Loyal
Cowardly
Treacherous
Respectful
Bold
Disciplined
Aggressive
Desperate
Perseverant


example

Reminder to edit your posts for this so the clutter is less and lolswat can better handle it

I would wish to nominate two statics for a potential tag team

Cunabula XZ, my own, the very normal, kinda evil, sec ethereal, 5’7” F cruiser weight
primary: striker secondary: technician
disrespectful: 7
prideful: 6
loyal: 9
cowardly: 4
aggressive: 10
desperate: 10
perseverant: 8


and the evil Irish lad, John Mooney, 5’2” M light heavyweight, my friend’s, who I am not telling about this :3
primary: powerhouse secondary: striker
disrespectful: 4
prideful: 8
loyal: 6
treacherous: 4
respectful: 7
desperate: 4
perseverant: 7


i fucking hate html oh and both are Manuel sector nerds and both hate the syndicate
(i also have way too many statics (9 more), but i don’t want to completely flood this forum unless you want/need more)

Moore
Prideful-8
Loyal-6
Desperate-9
Aggressive-5
Cowardly-2
primary: Technician
secondary: striker
light heavyweight
Height 6'1 M
He has tapped into the old man strength but living part of life in low gravity made him weaker by default

NT has forced Volkan Magna into the pit!
"His hemiplegicness is now cured, so lets get him to fight!" they say...
(poor dude)
He wants to tag team with Alexander Moore.


Sector: Manuel
Height: 5'11
Weight Class: Light heavyweight.
Actual class-thing: Technician, high flyer secondary.


Egotistical: 6
Disrespectful: 3
Prideful: 6
Loyal: 5
Cowardly: 9
Treacherous: 3
Respectful: 7
Bold: 5
Disciplined: 8
Aggressive: 3
Desperate: 9
Perseverant: 8 (seems like opposites to cowardly but it makes sense in my head. Don't think about it.)
(is that how these works? idk...)

HOW HE LOOKS:
This lad will be wearing the classic CE jumpsuit with cloak. He only sometimes wears the white hard-hat but he will probably prefer to have it on for this due to its protective properties.

IMAGES:
With CE clothing (he wears the cloak though) Without CE clothing: Here is some art people made of Volkan:

I forgot to do this, my bad.

Name: Eugine Adrian Hynes

Physical Stats:

Height:
6'0

Weight class:
Heavyweight (Possibly Super Heavyweight? Not muscle, just fat)

Class:
Primary: Technician
Secondary: High Flyer (only because he is really good at cargo)

Alignment: Good

Egotistical 0
Disrespectful : 1
Prideful : 3
Loyal : 10
Cowardly : 10
Treacherous : 1
Respectful : 8
Bold : 2
Disciplined : 6
Aggressive : 3
Desperate : 5
Perseverant : 4

Theme: https://soundcloud.com/doctor_jekyll/ca ... nal-anthem

Photos: I've never really pictured what Eugine looks like, but a Paul Blart looking guy with a Ron Swanson mustache who is a cowardly guy who screams, "I NEED AN ADULT" when in danger is funny to me.

Ricky Paxton, the old man in a suit

Physical Stats

Height : 5'9

Weight Class : light heavyweight

Actual class-thing (A primary and a secondary)
Primary: Striker
Secondary: Technician

Super cool lore questionnaire
On a scale of top to bottom:

^ Loyal
| Egotistical
| Respectful
| Cowardly
V Bold

I've edited my post to contain the new info + a few reference sprites