/tg/Station 13

TheBibleMelts wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2023 11:47 pm alright i'll unlock this, but i hope you show effort in taking action on at least one suggestion put in here.


p.s

give clowns confetti guns.

Agux909 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 12:22 am Add a clown monocycle. Make it very hard to ride and also give clown the ability to juggle stuff so he can juggle while riding it.
(you could also add a tiny bike while you're at it, like seriously how is it possible there isn't one in the game after almost 20 years of clown shenanigans)

TheBibleMelts wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2023 11:47 pm

give clowns confetti guns.

Atlanta-Ned wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:55 am solar flare event that sets a random area on fire

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 12:44 am

Agux909 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 12:22 am Add a clown monocycle. Make it very hard to ride and also give clown the ability to juggle stuff so he can juggle while riding it.
(you could also add a tiny bike while you're at it, like seriously how is it possible there isn't one in the game after almost 20 years of clown shenanigans)

A Penny Farthing would also be funny but it probably wouldn't work all that well in SS13
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Domitius wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:44 am The balloon cart takes tanks of gas that can be filled with anything but the cart needs to be emagged to accept "Unsafe" gases.

Domitius wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:44 am Balloon Cart for the clown. The balloons can hold gas that it will release if popped. The balloon cart takes tanks of gas that can be filled with anything but the cart needs to be emagged to accept "Unsafe" gases.

COwlbear wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 12:52 am Do you have a potential source of sprites (which can include yourself) or would you prefer no/minimal spritework involved in suggestions?

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:42 am few things off my todo list i dont mind someone else doing first:

shuttle event where the shuttle flies through a cloud of bees, make them splat if they are pushed into the front of the shuttle by hyperspace movement
make ecto armour possessed items not attack you so its marginally less useless
make gravity reactive armour apply forced gravity to people (either low or high, both are funny)
have the icebox map generator spawn more icelegion statues (they look identical to ice legions before they aggro)
change knock heretic's weeping avulstion to a custom, spookier wound
ability to fax paintings so you can send the HoP memes
make sure bananium golems speak in pink comic sans
give cargo a tracking system + radio announcements when they can restock vending machines
more programs for pais, give them your credit card number so they can order things for you from cargo
let peaceborgs put stickers on things
make syndicate mobs ignore people who are wearing agent or nukie ID cards
a "down with security" pin buyable from the black market which does nothing except make beepsky try to arrest you (maybe it could give sec players a negative moodlet on examining you too)
allow modsuits to be crafted by slapping any piece onto any other piece rather than in a specific order
seeing eye dog harness for dogs, allows blind people to see while they are dragging the dog
hand buzzer which shocks people if they do a high-five or handshake with you
envelopes you can use to mail things to people (visually distinct from the cargo ones)
modsuit vacuum cleaner
modsuit cable-laying gun (lays cables in a straight line towards where you click)
modsuit ranged light replacer
whipping people in help intent makes them run faster for 2 seconds
if you throw a bee at someone it should inject the bees reagent into them on contact
let the chaplain exorcise bad moodlets out of people, put them in their shard, and possibly incorcise them into someone else
traitor dehydrated cube you inject with blood to make a fake corpse with that dna
dead ringer from tf2 (with the barcode filed off)
pda app which pinpoints "what direction the station is in" for when youre lost in icebox

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:58 pm how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 6:53 pm

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:58 pm how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

dont know why you asked me to do this but here

blackdav123 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 3:37 pm you should be able to examine a door or other ID required object and see what access it requires because I've had numerous instances of having to run back to the HoP because we're both just guessing on what kind of access shield generators need

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 6:53 pm

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:58 pm how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

dont know why you asked me to do this but here

blackdav123 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 6:56 pm

blackdav123 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 3:37 pm you should be able to examine a door or other ID required object and see what access it requires because I've had numerous instances of having to run back to the HoP because we're both just guessing on what kind of access shield generators need

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 6:58 pm

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 6:53 pm

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:58 pm how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

dont know why you asked me to do this but here

how about a pumpkin necklace??

EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 7:51 pm I like pumpkin necklace

Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2023 11:28 pm dick expansion PR

Cheshify wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 5:10 pm I'm working on a cooking rework design doc, I'll post that here when I'm done.

GPeckman wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 5:50 pm

Cheshify wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 5:10 pm I'm working on a cooking rework design doc, I'll post that here when I'm done.

Didn't food just get (and is still getting, its a work in progress IIRC) a massive rework? The whole foodening thing?

iansdoor wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 1:37 pm Always had a wacky idea of a free addictive chemical ,similar to ammoniated mercury, that would passive fully bruteheal you, selfpurged if any damage was taken or fully healed. The goal of the chemical would be to heal minor fights in escalation shuffles. Each point of healing would add a point? of addiction and adds no addiction when fully healed. I say mention escalation cause taking someone to medical sucks for you, them and medical.

MooCow12 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2023 9:21 pm Remove experisci

MooCow12 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2023 9:22 pm Balance / remove dragnet

MooCow12 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:44 am Remove whatever administrative tools that Conrad has ever used to run an admin event.

conrad wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2023 12:50 pm

MooCow12 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2023 8:44 am Remove whatever administrative tools that Conrad has ever used to run an admin event.

Yes please I deserve freedom