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What did YOU do while the forums were down?

HAT I HAVE A HAT I HVE A HTA HAT I HAVE A HAT

Oy vey I’m suing for the lack of Jewish holiday crap all over the site. DE SANTAIZE YOUR MIND!

What the hell took everything down?

the hats

worth it

i started learning mapping

I played on locally hosted servers and it was rly fun actually

HAT

jewish space lasers is all i am saying

I was playing Lancer

what mech did u run with

like seven or eight of them because I'm the dm

OK, I have to try and fit a guy into this christmas hat

hgmmm

alright this is FIRE

I took a break for once it was great. New fortnite season is fun.

vect0r wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 9:46 am What did YOU do while the forums were down?

Played a bunch of was sentenced to World of Tanks

Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:54 pm alright this is FIRE

im sorry i peeked i know his secret please forgive me

dendydoom wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 5:06 pm

Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:54 pm alright this is FIRE

im sorry i peeked i know his secret please forgive me

i don't remember what i did
must've been hella awesome tho

I was playing baldur's gate 3 again.

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:24 pm like seven or eight of them because I'm the dm

okay, let's get into it, what was your team composition, what were your players playing, etc.
you can't just leave it at "lol i was dming" come on... i wanna know about how your atlas player fatal clashed a demolisher ship's hammer, then threw it into a building.

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 5:48 pm I was playing baldur's gate 3 again.

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:24 pm like seven or eight of them because I'm the dm

okay, let's get into it, what was your team composition, what were your players playing, etc.
you can't just leave it at "lol i was dming" come on... i wanna know about how your atlas player fatal clashed a demolisher ship's hammer, then threw it into a building.

the players are only LL1 and have one combat to go before LL2 so it's three Everests and a Chomolungma right now, although they're still pretty differentiated already in capability

one of my players (CQB mech with shotguns, planning on switching into close-quarters missile launchers very soon) boosted across the map in an attempt to rapidly secure the objective but was pinned down duelling a ronin for several rounds who crit them three consecutive turns in a row before the hacker got tired of people making duel of fates references and melted their reactor
the players had real trouble damaging a veteran bastion (which was dressed as a fantasy bridge troll and kept bellowing riddles due to a voicebox which was not controlled by the pilot of the mech, they were battling in an amusement park during its off-hours) which also in turn didn't really achieve anything except scaring people with how durable it was
the sniper did sniper things while standing on top of a rapidly deteriorating statue of a fantasy elf
one player (flying melee) managed to end the fight with 0 damage to HP despite being focused by an elite scourer and several other combatants, but stressed themselves twice via overkill rolls
the hacker did hacker things and ended up making the moves which ended the encounter in a success but also spent the first half of the combat without many targets due to being the only person not piloting an everest with the core power active

an NPC showed up to assist them near the end of the scene (they didn't need it to be honest but it felt nice) and they correctly guessed his "secret" identity before all the players agreed that their first guess that was wrong and it was actually a different guy they met recently instead (it wasn't)

in the future I am going to have the person they mistakenly thought turned up to anonymously help them actually turn up to anonymously help them though, because I think it is very funny

Lancer moments!

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:01 pm one of my players (CQB mech with shotguns, planning on switching into close-quarters missile launchers very soon) boosted across the map in an attempt to rapidly secure the objective but was pinned down duelling a ronin for several rounds who crit them three consecutive turns in a row before the hacker got tired of people making duel of fates references and melted their reactor

I love your hacker player tbh.
"enough memeing, time to dunk on this guy."

the players had real trouble damaging a veteran bastion (which was dressed as a fantasy bridge troll and kept bellowing riddles due to a voicebox which was not controlled by the pilot of the mech, they were battling in an amusement park during its off-hours) which also in turn didn't really achieve anything except scaring people with how durable it was

This is just great. The idea of a bridge troll animatronic that's actually a mech is kinda brilliant ngl. Did any of the players try to answer the riddles?

the sniper did sniper things while standing on top of a rapidly deteriorating statue of a fantasy elf
one player (flying melee) managed to end the fight with 0 damage to HP despite being focused by an elite scourer and several other combatants, but stressed themselves twice via overkill rolls

ime the players stressing themselves is more guaranteed than not. kinda funny that they took no damage while playing super aggressively, though.

the hacker did hacker things and ended up making the moves which ended the encounter in a success but also spent the first half of the combat without many targets due to being the only person not piloting an everest with the core power active

Average chomolungma moment. Everest's core power is just so good!

an NPC showed up to assist them near the end of the scene (they didn't need it to be honest but it felt nice) and they correctly guessed his "secret" identity before all the players agreed that their first guess that was wrong and it was actually a different guy they met recently instead (it wasn't)

in the future I am going to have the person they mistakenly thought turned up to anonymously help them actually turn up to anonymously help them though, because I think it is very funny

I'm tempted to suggest having the real NPC come out of nowhere and drop-kick the mistaken one out of the way, but that might lead to the players getting the wrong idea.

I coded this: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/80120

and i coded this: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/80107

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:35 pm

the players had real trouble damaging a veteran bastion (which was dressed as a fantasy bridge troll and kept bellowing riddles due to a voicebox which was not controlled by the pilot of the mech, they were battling in an amusement park during its off-hours) which also in turn didn't really achieve anything except scaring people with how durable it was

This is just great. The idea of a bridge troll animatronic that's actually a mech is kinda brilliant ngl. Did any of the players try to answer the riddles?

Yes, I had "101 riddles for children" open in a browser tab.

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:28 pm Yes, I had "101 riddles for children" open in a browser tab.

Did they answer the riddles correctly? Did they get anything for answering the riddles?
Sorry for the followup questions, I just find the idea really funny.

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm and i coded this: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/80107

damn timonk, you're such a talented coder.

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:31 pm

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:28 pm Yes, I had "101 riddles for children" open in a browser tab.

Did they answer the riddles correctly? Did they get anything for answering the riddles?
Sorry for the followup questions, I just find the idea really funny.

They got all of htem right (although not only on the first try)
and their reward was the animatronic saying "Correct! You may pass!" while the guy inside the mech contrinued trying to turn the speaker off.

One of the players specified that they wanted to destroy the automated speaker box when they structured it because their character was getting annoyed by the comms chatter saying "It's an egg!" to a brainless machine.

i was gonna hangout with a friend but they got sick

zergking wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:05 am Oy vey I’m suing for the lack of Jewish holiday crap all over the site. DE SANTAIZE YOUR MIND!

can we please robust this jewish woman?

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm

first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:38 pm

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm

first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

I should have fucking caught it too, I know very damn well Timonk is banned from making prs

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 9:35 pm They got all of htem right (although not only on the first try)
and their reward was the animatronic saying "Correct! You may pass!" while the guy inside the mech contrinued trying to turn the speaker off.

One of the players specified that they wanted to destroy the automated speaker box when they structured it because their character was getting annoyed by the comms chatter saying "It's an egg!" to a brainless machine.

lmfao. IMAGINE wanting to turn that off. I'd leave it on just to have my GM say, "Correct! You pass!" in a fake-y circus guy voice.

I watched YouTube then I started editing a video (video is not finished yet)

Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:54 pm

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:38 pm

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm

first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

I should have fucking caught it too, I know very damn well Timonk is banned from making prs

i am not banned anymore this is slander

Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 1:10 am

Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:54 pm

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:38 pm

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm

first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

I should have fucking caught it too, I know very damn well Timonk is banned from making prs

i am not banned anymore this is slander

Dude that's crazy news, congratulations

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:38 pm
first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

only part of my revenge for the summer ball. millions shall suffer.

Armhulen wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 1:10 am

Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 1:10 am

Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:54 pm

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:38 pm

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm

first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

I should have fucking caught it too, I know very damn well Timonk is banned from making prs

i am not banned anymore this is slander

Dude that's crazy news, congratulations

i havent been banned since april 2022

Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 1:11 am

Armhulen wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 1:10 am

Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 1:10 am

Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:54 pm

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:38 pm

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm

first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

I should have fucking caught it too, I know very damn well Timonk is banned from making prs

i am not banned anymore this is slander

Dude that's crazy news, congratulations

i havent been banned since april 2022

late congratulations hey are you gonna take it or naw

no

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:38 pm

Timonk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:27 pm

first successful rickroll of me for like, five years. mother fucker.

The secret to never get rickrolled is to have such shitty internet that the video doesn't load in time