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"dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 8:02 pm
by Timonk

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 8:54 pm
by warbluke
armament0 wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2024 7:17 pm Ban reason: As detective, shot at a GPS signal that was labelled "don't shoot me" and gibbed the HoS and engineer with the BSA
You can't make a GPS with that signal and expect anything else to happen.

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 9:00 pm
by Misdoubtful
warbluke wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2024 8:54 pm
armament0 wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2024 7:17 pm Ban reason: As detective, shot at a GPS signal that was labelled "don't shoot me" and gibbed the HoS and engineer with the BSA
You can't make a GPS with that signal and expect anything else to happen.
I just couldn't be upset in the slightest if it happened to me honestly.

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:40 pm
by PapaMichael
He was actually innocent?! And the button said "shoot me" instead of "don't shoot me"?!

Hollywood-level plot twists in this one

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 12:22 am
by Jacquerel
just waiting to find out that actually he was the one who was gibbed and the Bluespace Artillery Gun itself applied the ban

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 10:50 am
by DrAmazing343
and then John Bluespace leapt out of the Artillery Console, laughing viciously, evilly, MIRTHFULLY, and said "Go, go, run! But keep your GPS with you at all times; and ensure it is labelled DON'T SHOOT ME, lest I END your MISERABLE life with a BEAN the likes you hath NEVER FELT!"

and all the captain's seccies and all the captain's men could not put the Detective back together again...

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:31 am
by Timonk
Jacquerel wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 12:22 am just waiting to find out that actually he was the one who was gibbed and the Bluespace Artillery Gun itself applied the ban
the BSA has attained sentience and a hate for all human life.

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 6:23 pm
by Dax Dupont
The gps actually being named "shoot at me" is a great plot twist.

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2024 6:44 pm
by Timonk
Dax Dupont wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 6:23 pm The gps actually being named "shoot at me" is a great plot twist.
my title stands true

Re: "dont shoot me!" -Person who wants to be shot

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:24 am
by Vekter