/tg/Station 13

This shit ain't nothin' to me, man.

Nuke ops tried to arm the nuke in my quadrant. Threw 'em under the cargo shuttle and watched 'em scream.
Smokin' on that Space Australian Spider Donk Pocket kush.
Cultist tried to convert me. Converted 'em into a fuckin' statistic.
This that shit that killed Ratvar.
Call me the clown the way I be makin' bitches laugh.
The last heretic that tried to put me on a rune got his neck broke off. The last thing he saw was my insulated gloves and the lettering on my baseball bat.
Cross me in maints and I will make an example of you.
Growin' that shit that got nanites removed.
We're on them Nanotrasen Approved 100% Genuine Nekomata Nibblers.

That's all I got, post your good shit.

ONE FLOORPILL IS NEVER ENOUGH

Told this bitch 'bout the Mansus, gave her my green hand and let the archangels take 'er.
Fucked up hackin' a door, the shock stopped at the price tag on these Tiger Cooperative gloves.
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I was in the trenches, smoking rollies with the Rounies, poppin' Tramadol like Tic-Tacs.

i saw nar'sie with my own eyes, bitch is a 4
strollin through maints i got my eyes on the grounds, i DONT look up
officer pulled a baton i pulled out my wad, shitsec aint nothin to me man
shit sec aint nothin to me, hos hailered me i kept walkin
clown gave me a honk i gave em an ultimatum
engies fixin my door im fixin their moms pipes
im on that tiger coop outlawed donk co subsidized nar'sian green man
this the shit to make a felind murderbone you get me?
this shit aint nothin to me
talk to the CMO see if i give a damn
i dont keep creds on me i keep cash
went to cargo, bitches bowed down
traitor invited me to her place, told sec then reaped the rewards

admins shook after checking my player panel: shit always says antag it's in my dna to be a villain
I been validhuntin different: had to drop the CE, needed his magboots to light this plasma blunt on the SM crystal
revs had to be stopped: they tried to take off the shades. red alert scenario. opps catch my gaze you get dusted

Just signed up as the Janitor, all it meant is I just swept the whole goddamn Nukies
Try and tide into my lathe, I'll FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU GREY SON OF A BITCH
Cult stun hit me like $9 gas— Nar'sian pack ain't loud enough to drop me for even a second
Sippin' on this Lizard Wine, shit got me so fucked up I started speakin' Ash Walker
I'm sittin' out at the Toxins Test Site, hotboxing this bitch with five doobiecaps at once.
Backhanded the CMO— his telebaton wrapped around my head like a goddamn piece of tin foil

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:57 am Backhanded the CMO— his telebaton wrapped around my head like a goddamn piece of tin foil

That one's way stronger than it has any business being

this thread is NOT ALLOWED TO DIE it's too fucking good

some of y'all players club frequent fliers need to post the fuck up because this is my favorite open players club thread rn

When I get stunned my gun don't fall. I don't need a mag harness my rifle is a part of me
Strapped into the Alamo and launched it myself, i don't wait for SLs
Heard FC is organizing a tad op. Took that bird down and primed a WP grenade. I rose out of the ashes and picked the ship clean
Got sent to magmoor. Lit a cigar on the lava and took a puff, rouny ran away
Got into CQC with a warrior, picked that bitch up and threw them into the hoard, the ungas were fed well.
Hunter got the pounce on me, I turned to the side and opened my Louis veton purse, last thing the hunter saw was the barrel of my sawed off
Runner missed the pounce, I picked them up by the nape of their neck, last thing they saw was the price tag on my BR18 gloves

Which king or queen pinned this shit

An unnamed hero of our time. The legendary thread will remain as the Blade Excalibur, trapped within the stone, until the hardest fucking Dracula Flow bar of all time is dropped.

im her, i been her, i will continue to be her.
im skulkin though maints i know where to find tools
chemist kicked me outta there lab i showed them the hammer
RD's chasin me down, he cant get his mitts on this claymore
someone should knock you out kid
strolled into engineering, CE told me to get bent, i round house kicked his parrot into the SM.
sometimes when i wanna lay back i setup a chair on the bridge and light a doogie