/tg/Station 13

I literally only learned it's spookuni and not spookiuni like a couple months ago

I could ask spookuni for a dollar every day and tell him i'd pay him back tomorrow and not do so, and they'd be too beta to bring it up. nice idiot

I gave spook a can of tuna with a hole in it to hold onto in their office three weeks ago and said I'd pick it up the next day. Spook's office smells fucking rancid, yet they still asked me how my day was with 0 hesitation at the water cooler today

At the 2022 admin Arbor Day office party when I was still getting to know spook, i handed him an empty beer can and said he should crush it against his forehead as a joke, and then he actually just straight up did it, and that's colored every single interaction i've had with them since

MY THREAD HASN'T EVEN BEEN OUT A DAY AND ALREADY A NEW HATE THREAD BY SHAPS. WHEN WILL IT END?

one time i tried to trip spookuni in the hallway when they were passing by, but they only stumbled for a few steps, and they turned around and apologized to me for not falling over?? they dropped a folder full of papers when they did so, and spook didn't even pick them up before scurrying away

one time I told spookuni their shoes were untied and they looked down and actually fixed them. imagine.

one time spook did something bad to every gas canister on the map...

One time spook blew up a server, that was pretty cool we hate the playerbase in this household

all australians are evil and shouldn't be allowed on the internet

spookuni once gave me a note and it is in fact my only negative note therefore I will forever hate them >:(