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I hear the word 'peanut thread' thrown around a lot but I have no idea what it actually is other than its used to describe posts about ban appeals, and I have no ban appeals to talk about how about we talk about ACTUAL peanuts. How do you consume your peanuts? Are you allergic (weak)? Do you put Grape Jelly or strawberry Jam to accompany your PB&J? Do your characters in ss13 share your opinions? Does your static cut off the crust? Please answer.

I'm gonna peanut your peanut request about actual peanuts.

Look at this loser looking for alternative sources of protein.

conrad wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:14 am I'm gonna peanut your peanut request about actual peanuts.

Look at this loser looking for alternative sources of protein.

no please... don't...

snailomi wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:03 am I hear the word 'peanut thread' thrown around a lot but I have no idea what it actually is other than its used to describe posts about ban appeals

threads made so everyone can give thoughts on different topics (usually ban appeals), since people arent allowed to post in the actual ban appeal threads anymore.

I dont really like peanuts at all but peanut butter is cool sometimes i think

snailomi wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:03 am I hear the word 'peanut thread' thrown around a lot but I have no idea what it actually is other than its used to describe posts about ban appeals, and I have no ban appeals to talk about how about we talk about ACTUAL peanuts. How do you consume your peanuts? Are you allergic (weak)? Do you put Grape Jelly or strawberry Jam to accompany your PB&J? Do your characters in ss13 share your opinions? Does your static cut off the crust? Please answer.

it comes from the term peanut gallery

urban dictionary wrote:The term originated back in the theatre, where the cheapest seats were those way at the bottom floor and where people purchased peanuts because they were the cheapest snack. If they disapproved of the performance, they would throw the peanuts.

basically its the term for spectators who dont have any real involvement discussing a situation

Why is it not sunflower threads? Eating roasted sunflower seeds seems to fit the metaphor better.

They are salty and leave a shell after you eat it. Just like the threads.

I love grape jelly and chunky peanut butter on white, but sometimes I fuck with sourdough, too. Sourdough bites so good…

I can't believe you're a crunchy peanut butter enjoyer, actually heartbroken rn.

there aren't a lot of foods i won't eat; i don't consider myself picky at all
with that said, chunky peanut butter is fucking bad.

Sightld2 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 2:44 am I can't believe you're a crunchy peanut butter enjoyer, actually heartbroken rn.

girlypop I can only respect creamy pb enjoyers if they recognize the hardball masterpiece that is crunch.

SOMETIMES I just don't feel like it and creamy is nice but the crunch adds texture that I like, plus it's like 99% more peanut in my butter!!!

peanut butter objectively tastes bad if you like it youre a pyscho

kinnebian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 3:32 am peanut butter objectively tastes bad if you like it youre a pyscho

sight I know what we're gonna do today

peanut butter was made the universal constant of joy so long as you have peanut butter in your possession you will remain happy regardless of any troubles you may face

as it was written in the bible of course

We get a gift of peanuts every year around Xmas at work. I swear they are the best peanuts. They have a really good salt.

thinking about how in the l4d1 comics the military base had military sized jars of peanut butter bigger than your head and zoey just goes fucking feral.

Nabski wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:54 am We get a gift of peanuts every year around Xmas at work. I swear they are the best peanuts. They have a really good salt.

chunky guitar riff

establishing shot of a giant peanut shaped car tearing through the dunes

"we know what you want in a nut. that salty experience like no other"

a rotund gentleman in a very large cowboy hat gets out of the giant peanut,

"that's why here at big nuts we load our high quality legumes into an 18th century musket and get the job done right"

the large man does just that and then fires the peanuts. the camera zooms out just in time to show them blast through manuel's dchat.

"salt, straight from the source, applied to your nuts by force. that's a guarantee."

The only thing I've truly learned in my years of being an admin is that I need to ban the people who openly admit to liking chunky p-nut butter

I use peanuts as a topping for these spicy Thai noodles I sometimes cook.

Drag wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:38 am The only thing I've truly learned in my years of being an admin is that I need to ban the people who openly admit to liking chunky p-nut butter

I'd like to see you TRY you creamy PB stan

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 11:02 am

Drag wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:38 am The only thing I've truly learned in my years of being an admin is that I need to ban the people who openly admit to liking chunky p-nut butter

I'd like to see you TRY you creamy PB stan

Bet.

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 11:02 am

Drag wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:38 am The only thing I've truly learned in my years of being an admin is that I need to ban the people who openly admit to liking chunky p-nut butter

I'd like to see you TRY you creamy PB stan

I stand in solidarity with my chunky peanut butter sisters, strike us down and we will do nothing but at least we stood our ground...