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I am going to hide in maint with a signal jammer and beat you to death

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:25 pm
by The Wrench
I’m like a trapdoor spider.

Re: I am going to hide in maint with a signal jammer and beat you to death

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:32 pm
by warbluke
What if no one ever comes? What if you're hiding in maint and it's lowpop? What then Spider Creature?

Re: I am going to hide in maint with a signal jammer and beat you to death

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:40 pm
by conrad
warbluke wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:32 pm What if no one ever comes? What if you're hiding in maint and it's lowpop? What then Spider Creature?
Like in PUBG you win your chicken dindin

Re: I am going to hide in maint with a signal jammer and beat you to death

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:46 pm
by conrad
Speaking of dindin funny story

During a NYE party, I forgot which year, but it was one where PUBG was popular, some dude had a chicken hat. So I chased them claiming I wanted muh dindin and, because I was plastered, ran face first at mach 3 into a glass door I didn't see, dislodging the cartilage on my nose.

A friend yelled "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR NOSE" since it was facing sideways. So I popped it back into place, said my goodbyes and went home.

The following day I woke up, still dressed in outerwear (jeans, boots and parka), hungover as hell. Touched my face thinking "Did I break my nose yesterday?" and yep, oh boy did I.

If you read this and identified me you're a real G pls dund doxx me.

Re: I am going to hide in maint with a signal jammer and beat you to death

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2024 8:04 pm
by warbluke
You meet the most interesting people on the interwebs.