/tg/Station 13

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/81897

Now that we can freely obtain bag-fitting shotguns, what would you load?

im a frag-12, meteor shot, or pulse slug enjoyer. Thanks to necromanceranne's autorifle removal PR, tech shell ammo has been made easier to obtain.

I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn’t miss: and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang: bang: and they’re fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because: once again: I’m not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking *******: I’m there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned: which I won’t: you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it’s quick: clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the disabler shots: which take half a clip just to bring someone down: or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls: impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit: fuck all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls.

PapaMichael wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:08 pm I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn’t miss: and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang: bang: and they’re fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because: once again: I’m not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking *******: I’m there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned: which I won’t: you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it’s quick: clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the disabler shots: which take half a clip just to bring someone down: or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls: impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit: fuck all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls.

buckshot and slugs got removed, wake up boomer

We have more shotguns than ever yet we don't even have lethal ammo...
- HoS static spawn
- 3 in the armory
- random contraband locker spawn
- some double barrels in sec vendor(?)
- bartender spawns with one
- you can order from cargo
- craftable shotgun

Yet somehow, against all odds, nanotrasen enforced a no lethals rule

the only good kill chem is baccus blessing change my mind

I mean, rubbershot does a pretty good job of stamcritting people in two point blank, and you will be point-blanking with a sawn-off.

I still think we should have a station trait that gives everyone self defense revolvers. The only thing that can stop a progtot with a gun is a NT aligned crewmember with a gun.

nianjiilical wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:18 am the only good kill chem is baccus blessing change my mind

felind mutation toxin (kills them on the inside)

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 9:57 am I still think we should have a station trait that gives everyone self defense revolvers. The only thing that can stop a progtot with a gun is a NT aligned crewmember with a gun.

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nianjiilical wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:18 am the only good kill chem is baccus blessing change my mind

Destroying angel because nothing happens for 20 minutes then you die

No joke I just looked it up and about 10 units kill you if I am not miscalculating

Get hit with 4x50 and not even multiver will save your ass
Wait 10 minutes after consuming multiver and nothing happens then you randomly drop dead

I remember when we had cryodarts and you could make better frag-12 using them. You can kinda do that with darts but you'll need to land both shots.

PapaMichael wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:08 pm I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn’t miss: and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang: bang: and they’re fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because: once again: I’m not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking *******: I’m there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned: which I won’t: you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it’s quick: clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the disabler shots: which take half a clip just to bring someone down: or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls: impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit: fuck all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls.

I used the x3 shotgun. Uwu knyow why?!? cause the x3 shot gun doesn't miss: :3 awnd *blushes* unwike the ×3 shitty h-h-hybwid tasew *looks at you* it stops a cwiminyaw in theiw twacks in two *starts twerking* hits. Bang: bang: and
*blushes* they'we *walks away* fucking donye. I use fouw shots just tuwu make damn suwe. Because: once again: i'm nyowt thewe tuwu coddwe :3 a buncha cwiminyaw scum OwO sucking *******: ¡'m thewe tuwu 1) suwvive the ×3 fucking wound. 2-2) guawd the ×3 awmowy. *cries* So uwu c-cawn absowutewy get fucked. *screeches* If i get unbanned: *looks at you* which i won't: uwu c-cawn guawantee i wiww continue *screeches* tuwu use the ×3 shotgun tuwu appwehend cwiminyaws. Because it's quick: wean *whispers to self* awnd *blushes* effective as fuck. Why in the ×3 seven *whispers to self* hewws W-wouwd i fuck awound with the ×3 disabwew shots: w;: which take hawf a cwip juwst tuwu b-bwing someone ÚwÚ down: ow ( • 'w' • ) with the ×3 tazew bowts which w swow as bawws: i-impossibwe tuwu aim awnd *blushes* duwu about nyext tuwu jack shit: fuck aww. the *runs away* shotgun iws the x3 supewiow waw e-enfowcement weapon. Because it stops cwime. Awnd iwt stops cwime by weducing the ×3 nyumbew of cwiminyaws woaming the ×3 fucking hawws.

Your signature has perhaps never been more correct. I need some Neurine after reading that, and I’M THE FELINID CATSPEAKER

op hoping he can generate a rage revert of this change.

I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn’t miss: and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang: bang: and they’re fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because: once again: I’m not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking [FRIEND]: I’m there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned: which I won’t: you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it’s quick: clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the disabler shots: which take half a clip just to bring someone down: or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls: impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit: fuck all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls.

oranges wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:42 am op hoping he can generate a rage revert of this change.

what's funny is that it completely backfired because nobody gives a shit

oranges wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:42 am op hoping he can generate a rage revert of this change.

what change? the pr i just linked?

lizard mutation toxin and a knockout chem so they cant stop it.

Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:11 pm Get hit with 4x50 and not even multiver will save your ass
Wait 10 minutes after consuming multiver and nothing happens then you randomly drop dead

It just hit me that if you die to aminitin unless you treat them with cryoxadone or pyroxadone because they can heal anything even on dead bodies apparently, you cannot recover the body because there's currently no way to reverse toxins without chems and for chems you need to be alive but you can't be because you are over the death threshold in toxin damage

Which makes me even more excited for the eventual cryo nerf because I want to hit my local group of spessmen with hidden round removal

Timonk wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:46 am

Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:11 pm Get hit with 4x50 and not even multiver will save your ass
Wait 10 minutes after consuming multiver and nothing happens then you randomly drop dead

It just hit me that if you die to aminitin unless you treat them with cryoxadone or pyroxadone because they can heal anything even on dead bodies apparently, you cannot recover the body because there's currently no way to reverse toxins without chems and for chems you need to be alive but you can't be because you are over the death threshold in toxin damage

Which makes me even more excited for the eventual cryo nerf because I want to hit my local group of spessmen with hidden round removal

I think the toxins damage will cap at 200 and also de-fibbing only cares about brute or burn damage.

im so sad about the supposedly inevitable cryo nerf. i love being surgeon medical. i HATE CHEMISTRY, MEDICINE IS FOR LOSERS!!!!!

dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:18 am im so sad about the supposedly inevitable cryo nerf. i love being surgeon medical. i HATE CHEMISTRY, MEDICINE IS FOR LOSERS!!!!!

I was a full support ride or die DENDYSWEEP voter from the beginning but this singlehandedly turned that shit on it's head. I'm sorry, Dendy, but next election I'm voting BLACKLIST NATION YEAHHHHHH

dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:18 am im so sad about the supposedly inevitable cryo nerf. i love being surgeon medical. i HATE CHEMISTRY, MEDICINE IS FOR LOSERS!!!!!

Im voting "not dendy" in the next election. That's what you get for making fun of me.

But seriously, right now medical treatment is either doing surgery for 10 minutes or using the cryo pod for 2