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Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:35 pm
by Timonk
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Archie, are you christian? please answer

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:37 pm
by AsbestosSniffer
I am BEGGING this person to ask for a headmin review, it'd be too entertaining.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:09 pm
by RedBaronFlyer
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This is amazing.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:19 pm
by Imitates-The-Lizards
Truly the drought is over

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:32 pm
by DrAmazing343
THE APPEALS KEEP GETTING WORSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WILL THE PUNCHES EVER STOP COMING??? THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE FLOOD

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:39 pm
by Justice12354
I think Archie is a christian... Maybe even a robbie... Possibly a jonathan

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:41 pm
by DrAmazing343
Jonathon Gupta is the son of Christ. He will usher in a new era of blood and glory for /tg/.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:55 pm
by PapaMichael
Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:27 pm
by gameaddict07
I AM ALPHA MAN!!!
I AM SO LOVE YOU!!!
FELL MY LOVE!!
OHH OUU OHHH UHH OHH AAHHH!!!

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:28 pm
by Timonk
PapaMichael wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:55 pm Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"
there is a reason why i included HTML incident in my ban appeal issues table. my eyes are bleeding...

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:44 pm
by Justice12354
PapaMichael wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:55 pm Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"
I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:46 pm
by Dax Dupont
What the fuck am I reading

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:09 pm
by gameaddict07
Justice12354 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:44 pm
PapaMichael wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:55 pm Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"
I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining
I think he's just trying to assert that he is TOTALLY STRAIGHT therefore it cant be ERP because he's STRAIGHT and he pretended to have sex with a MAN so its OK

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:15 pm
by Justice12354
gameaddict07 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:09 pm
Justice12354 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:44 pm
PapaMichael wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:55 pm Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"
I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining
I think he's just trying to assert that he is TOTALLY STRAIGHT therefore it cant be ERP because he's STRAIGHT and he pretended to have sex with a MAN so its OK
That gives me narcissist vibes: "If I didn't mean for it to hurt you, why are you hurt? I couldn't have possibly meant for it to actually hurt you!"

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:25 pm
by NoxVS
Justice12354 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:44 pm
PapaMichael wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:55 pm Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"
I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining
Bigots are uninteresting and everywhere. All the admins have dealt with them, and this guy is pretty tame in comparison to the worst of them. I wasn't even a full admin by the time I had to handle a guy spamming a KKK song except they had "cleverly" made it about lizards.

"I don't even support LGBT people" damn bro, you and literally every other middle schooler we've banned because their "complex and subtle" sense of humor is edgy = funny

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:02 pm
by Jacquerel
gameaddict07 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:09 pm
Justice12354 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:44 pm
PapaMichael wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:55 pm Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"
I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining
I think he's just trying to assert that he is TOTALLY STRAIGHT therefore it cant be ERP because he's STRAIGHT and he pretended to have sex with a MAN so its OK
no guys its fine im not gay i only pretend to be online in video games

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:22 pm
by MrStonedOne
the characters they assaulted were women thou?

or that was my understanding.

is this a no women on the internet thing? implying the players were men?

or do they think erp is in general a gay thing to do?

Its all bait none the less.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:06 pm
by Blacklist897
dendy says what we all are feeling

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:06 am
by NecromancerAnne
I AM ALPHA MAN!! sounds like a great brain damage line

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:57 am
by Archie700
Harusha wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 4:07 pm Archie, are you a Christian?
This is now my signature.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 1:00 am
by Archie700
OHH OUU OHHH UHH OHH AAHHH!!!
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Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 1:39 am
by NoxVS
Blacklist897 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:06 pm dendy says what we all are feeling
I wish they added a +1 from all the headmins for it, would have been funny to see

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:25 am
by Jonathan Gupta
DrAmazing343 wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:41 pm Jonathon Gupta is the son of Christ. He will usher in a new era of blood and glory for /tg/.
Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:43 am
by Vekter
lol owned

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:43 am
by EmpressMaia
Urban him then have an admin make fun of him on his first reconnection then ban him again

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:27 am
by Scriptis
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:25 am Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta
o lord jhohny gupto, i beseech thee, please stop killing the peasants

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:31 am
by Jonathan Gupta
Scriptis wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:27 am
Jonathan Gupta wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:25 am Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta
o lord jhohny gupto, i beseech thee, please stop killing the peasants
BEHOLD! ONE OF YE NEWLY EXECUTEES! WE SHALL YARNISH HIS NAME AND NEVER UYYER Iy AGAIN! UyyERING THE DEADS NAMES WILL SUMMON YHEIR EVIL SPIRITS LEADING TO THE REVOLT ON MY REIGN!

HEAR YE HEAR YE FIVE CALLS OF HIS LAST NAME! WHERE yE LANDS HE SHALL ROAM WILL BE DESTINED FOR YARNISH!

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:44 am
by Constellado
holy shit.

that appeal is deranged.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:18 am
by Blacklist897
"I AM SO LOVE YOU!"

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:23 am
by Archie700
In short, it was written in my Valentine to do EPP in dormitories and I organized a massive naked party in dormitories, and then we were blown up with a grenade. Now it seems strange to me, but then everyone was doing some bullshit, fucking this Valentine's Day should be removed altogether
Translation, he kidnapped two people, dragged them to dorms, then proceeded to do ERP until someone blew his head off with a pistol for it.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:38 am
by Timonk
Archie700 wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:23 am
In short, it was written in my Valentine to do EPP in dormitories and I organized a massive naked party in dormitories, and then we were blown up with a grenade. Now it seems strange to me, but then everyone was doing some bullshit, fucking this Valentine's Day should be removed altogether
Translation, he kidnapped two people, dragged them to dorms, then proceeded to do ERP until someone blew his head off with a pistol for it.
are you a christian though

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:14 pm
by EmpressMaia
Oh also can we forward this appeal to all the other major servers admins

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:30 pm
by MrStonedOne
Thanks to public permabans other servers have already mirrored that ban.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:42 pm
by Timonk
MrStonedOne wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:30 pm Thanks to public permabans other servers have already mirrored that ban.
Yea but can you tell us if Archie is a Christian though

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:24 pm
by Justice12354
I saw Archie at church yesterday... I think Archie is a Christian

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:36 am
by AsbestosSniffer
Archie is actually His Holiness in the flesh, thank God we live in such enlightened times™

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:07 pm
by Drag
NecromancerAnne wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:06 am I AM ALPHA MAN!! sounds like a great brain damage line
Holy shit you're right, coders get on this

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:18 pm
by Donglesplonge
terry really stepped up this fiscal quarter with notable rule 8 related shenaniganry

hope manuel can secure the next quarter on the top of the bracket

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:12 pm
by MrStonedOne
Drag wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:07 pm
NecromancerAnne wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:06 am I AM ALPHA MAN!! sounds like a great brain damage line
Holy shit you're right, coders get on this
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/82710

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:14 pm
by MrStonedOne
i'm tempted to edit the pr and give it the random chance to say over radio

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:10 am
by DrAmazing343
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING BASED MSO

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:42 am
by Archie700
AsbestosSniffer wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:36 am Archie is actually His Holiness in the flesh, thank God we live in such enlightened times™
POV: Thy just posted sex on mine hallowed grounds.
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Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:27 am
by MrStonedOne
DrAmazing343 wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:10 am
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING BASED MSO
anybody could have done that.

i just did a search on github for brain damage strings to find the code the read the brain damage lines so i knew what file they were stored in, and then i went back to the github main page, browsed to that file, hit the pen icon in the corner to edit the file, and added the , to the end previous line and added the line.

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:25 am
by Yobrocharlie
Mahn