/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:29 am**

A lot of lizards now will just run around completely fucking naked. They're on a Nanotrasen ship, and are considered as being lower than humans. They're also on a company payroll.

Can lizards that run around naked be considered valid for removal by airlock?

>inb4 digitigrade

People do it even as non-digitigrade. Also, fuck your fetish feet. If you want to be a raptor running free in the oppressive halls of Nanotrasen you can be treated like one.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:43 am**

DrPillzRedux wrote:A lot of lizards now will just run around completely fucking naked. They're on a Nanotrasen ship, and are considered as being lower than humans. They're also on a company payroll.

Can lizards that run around naked be considered valid for removal by airlock?

>inb4 digitigrade

People do it even as non-digitigrade. Also, fuck your fetish feet. If you want to be a raptor running free in the oppressive halls of Nanotrasen you can be treated like one.

Are you comfortable with making yourself valid to any lizard who takes off their clothing? This is what will happen. Those lizard characters don't lose their rules protected rights to self-defense for taking off their clothing any more than humans who take off their clothing do. If you attack lizards for no other reason than nudity and toss them out of airlocks you must also be comfortable with lizards having the right to toss you out of an airlock for being an asshole.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:48 am**

cedarbridge wrote:Are you comfortable with making yourself valid to any lizard who takes off their clothing and fights back?

Yes. It's called conflict. Something that's over moderated when it comes to things like this.

Clowns that go without their mask or shoes get beat up.

Mimes that talk get maimed.

Lizards that run around naked because I'M A LIZARD deserve the same, if not worse.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 8:40 am**

fun fact: Indecent Exposure is a crime under Space Law, punishable by a 1-minute brig sentence

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 9:15 am**

lizard tits break my immersion more than anything

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 9:34 am**

If they're naked they're not doing their job and if they're somewhat doing their job they're not doing it properly.
So add dereliction of duty onto that and gulag them for 100-200 points.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 10:01 am**

J_Madison wrote:If they're naked they're not doing their job and if they're somewhat doing their job they're not doing it properly.
So add dereliction of duty onto that and gulag them for 100-200 points.

>he doesn't prance around botany naked

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 10:15 am**

Playing naked ligger and hugging people is really funny

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 10:31 am**

My tail isn't the only thing I'm wagging ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 10:37 am**

Contain yourself, this is a pure thread

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 10:49 am**

Just throw anyone naked in a cell or gulag until they learn to wear clothing.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 10:55 am**

lzimann wrote:Just throw anyone naked in a cell or gulag until they learn to wear clothing.

Im genuinely impressed people needed to be told this in a thread

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 12:14 pm**

I've been called overly harsh by an admin for gulagging assistants that were tide-buddying. How will gulagging a naked lizard not get me bwoinked by the admin and likely noted? I do support this though naked lizards are disgusting and should be purged. (as AI if I see one I give him a good shock)

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 12:24 pm**

Make an admin complaint.

Kill them before an admin can bwoink you.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 12:32 pm**

Or you could just let everyone wear what they want..

Its not nice when you get all your clothes burned off in a fire and then sec harm batons you to an inch of your life because they saw your scales - true story

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 12:47 pm**

Hard to take that seriously considering you were banned from assistant for greytidińg.

and you were on thin ice because all you ever did as MD/Cargo/any other job was to go to locker room at roundstart, strip naked sometimes throw your PDA away and hang with your metabuddies then start trouble and escalate together.

Or the fact that whenever you weren't naked and with your metabuddies you were antag, so I always knew that and killed you when I had the chance.

Better yet than the time you got your MD, security guard and HOP metafriend to rescue you from the gulag after derelicting your job 3 rounds in a row. so I killed all three of them and gulagged you.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 1:11 pm**

It's another "literally complaining about a single player" policy thread

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 1:12 pm**

Just disable lizards in the config. It would fix half the problems with the server.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 1:13 pm**

J_Madison wrote:Hard to take that seriously considering you were banned from assistant for greytidińg.

and you were on thin ice because all you ever did as MD/Cargo/any other job was to go to locker room at roundstart, strip naked sometimes throw your PDA away and hang with your metabuddies then start trouble and escalate together.

Or the fact that whenever you weren't naked and with your metabuddies you were antag, so I always knew that and killed you when I had the chance.

Better yet than the time you got your MD, security guard and HOP metafriend to rescue you from the gulag after derelicting your job 3 rounds in a row. so I killed all three of them and gulagged you.

No offence but you're a miserable person, haven't done that stuff for months but i understand you're gonna hold it against me forever because that's the kind of person you are.

Edit: I also have no idea half the shit you're on about

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 1:13 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:Just disable lizards in the config. It would fix half the problems with the server.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 1:14 pm**

In all seriousness though, the way to fix the direction of the server is not to add more sources of free valids. Call security or calm your lizard tits.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 2:20 pm**

Can you explain what would be the reasoning for this besides xd memes? The Lore reason in OP is dumb and killing the equivalent to slaves because they're a slave and they are running around "naked" would piss off your employer.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:10 pm**

Because they aren't doing anything and usually hinder the crew

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:11 pm**

Technically speaking, public indecency has always been against SPESS LAW.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:13 pm**

if we were allowed to kill people because they were unproductive i could exterminate 9/10 of all the assistants roundstart

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:15 pm**

bandit wrote:fun fact: Indecent Exposure is a crime under Space Law, punishable by a 1-minute brig sentence

This. Plus they'll probably throw a bitch fit over you arresting them and try to escape/fight back so you can tack on extra time for resisting arrest, assaulting an officer, trying to break out, etc. unless they decide to quietly serve out their one minute sentence and then throw on some clothes (which of course they'll never do)

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:29 pm**

you can always have security arrest them for indecent exposure (like you would a human, right?) instead of straight-up trying to fucking murder them first

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:50 pm**

>arrest one for running around naked
>their buddies come break them out of jail

Like pottery

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:52 pm**

Just arrest the lizard once and if they don't put clothes on right away in the brig constantly arrest them for one minute.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:57 pm**

DrPillzRedux wrote:A lot of lizards now will just run around completely fucking naked. They're on a Nanotrasen ship

They're also on a company payroll.

so nanotrasen should encourage humans to murder the lower class citizens (on the company payroll) taking up the menial jobs

this lore argument makes zero sense

IcePacks wrote:you can always have security arrest them for indecent exposure (like you would a human, right?) instead of straight-up trying to fucking murder them first

the "their metabuddies will break them out" is not an argument

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 3:58 pm**

DrPillzRedux wrote:>arrest one for running around naked
>their buddies come break them out of jail

Like pottery

UH OH IT'S A RIOT I CAN USE LETHALS NOW :^)

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 4:03 pm**

listen I just hate lizards so fucking much please let me strip them so I can kill them and not get banned FUCKING LIZARDS GOD DAMN IT I HATE THEM SO MUCH

This whole thread

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 4:19 pm**

DrPillzRedux wrote:>arrest one for running around naked
>their buddies come break them out of jail

Like pottery

this really. riots will be met with lethal force if I am HoS no matter what. gulag anyone who verbally encourages the riot, kill anyone who uses force/physically aids the riot. go full inquisition and the crew will be too scared to step a pinky toe out of line let alone walk about the halls naked.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 4:23 pm**

> slip lizard
> strip lizard
> he's valid now guise :^)

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 4:37 pm**

Are you people illiterate?

I said NUDIST LIZARDS.

Not NUDE lizards.

That does not mean a naked lizard is valid.

It means the ones who wear nothing as their outfit are valid for a beatdown.

Is that simple enough to understand?

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 4:52 pm**

People will still rule lawyer and toe the line to get those sweet valid lizard kills. What about underwear? You can still look clothed if you set the right underwear but you'll fall into your definition of nudist and thus be valid.

This is a policy thread. A policy can't be vague or it isn't a policy.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 4:55 pm**

Grazyn wrote:This is a policy thread. A policy can't be vague or it isn't a policy.

"I don't like thing, I want to click thing until thing goes sideways"

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 5:06 pm**

That one red lizard is always naked, policy clarification please?

Repukan powergamed as miner and I think he griffed me, policy please?

Vcordie always goes looking for the nuke ops shuttle, policy please?

Policy discussion is the new ban request

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 5:06 pm**

DrPillzRedux wrote:Is that simple enough to understand?

Yes, its very transparent that you just want an excuse to kill lizard players for reasons that the rules would not allow you to kill human players.

Nilons wrote:
listen I just hate lizards so fucking much please let me strip them so I can kill them and not get banned FUCKING LIZARDS GOD DAMN IT I HATE THEM SO MUCH
This whole thread

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 5:08 pm**

this entire thread is just a manifestation of pillz' internalized shame at being part of the lizard erp clique

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 5:19 pm**

listen I just hate lizards so fucking much please let me strip them so I can kill them and not get banned FUCKING LIZARDS GOD DAMN IT I HATE THEM SO MUCH

Is this the point where we call him a phagg0t and lock the thread?

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 5:28 pm**

cmspano wrote:
listen I just hate lizards so fucking much please let me strip them so I can kill them and not get banned FUCKING LIZARDS GOD DAMN IT I HATE THEM SO MUCH
Is this the point where we call him a phagg0t and lock the thread?

Why does every thread I post in end with me being called a faggot and it being locked hmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 5:37 pm**

bandit wrote:this entire thread is just a manifestation of pillz' internalized shame at being part of the lizard erp clique

shhh before you get reported for metagriefing as an admin from the other day

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:21 pm**

i think it's already been said a bunch of times but if you want even more ways to unabashedly kill people other than rolling antag/getting converted/taking a real job and defending your workspace/beating the guy who inevitably reads wgw

then maybe you should play quake

there are seriously so many ways to fuck with people that are within the rules and don't boil down to "lol racism" and "lol ne1 valid all the time" that i'm just embarrassed by how unoriginal some of you guys are

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:23 pm**

Nilons wrote:
cmspano wrote:
listen I just hate lizards so fucking much please let me strip them so I can kill them and not get banned FUCKING LIZARDS GOD DAMN IT I HATE THEM SO MUCH
Is this the point where we call him a phagg0t and lock the thread?
Why does every thread I post in end with me being called a faggot and it being locked hmmmmmmmmmmm

I don't think you're the target. And it's "phagg0t" not "faggot", get them straight you phagg0t.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:24 pm**

>join station on bagil
>immediately harassed by pillz' character
>I'm the one who is metagrudging

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:26 pm**

Sec players being megalomaniacal sadomasochists that play in constant paranoia of hearing a fucking stupid horn sound effect and yet refuse to reflect for one single momentary point in the time that maybe they wouldn't have to have their little histrionic breakdowns every time they hear a bicycle horn if they just stopped being complete and utter unlikeable cunts
for the MOTHER
FUCKING
WIN!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:33 pm**

bandit wrote:>join station on bagil
>immediately harassed by pillz' character
>I'm the one who is metagrudging

Also jesus fucking christ yes you can brig them they dont need to be valid yes this was not necessary since it is briggable no ger your fucking strawmen outta here nudist lizards are not all lizards they are not saying kill all lizards you are only saying that so you feel justified when you start aciding peoples clothes off yourself you fuckin ligger

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:46 pm**

bandit wrote:>join station on bagil
>immediately harassed by pillz' character
>I'm the one who is metagrudging

>you come to the library
>start calling me a cuck
>I tell you to get out
>you try and wall me in inside my own department

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2017 6:47 pm**

feem wrote:i think it's already been said a bunch of times but if you want even more ways to unabashedly kill people other than rolling antag/getting converted/taking a real job and defending your workspace/beating the guy who inevitably reads wgw

then maybe you should play quake

there are seriously so many ways to fuck with people that are within the rules and don't boil down to "lol racism" and "lol ne1 valid all the time" that i'm just embarrassed by how unoriginal some of you guys are

feem is right. listen to feem.

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