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Posted: **Wed May 31, 2017 10:11 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

If you feed a carpet-plant crayon powder, it will alter its given carpet type to carpet of that color.

Same applies to carpet chemicals.

Its relevant now we have black carpet, so it'd be feeding a carpet plant some crayon powder = get a carpet plant harvest with a black overlay and black carpet tiles when you craft it. (Or have the crayon powder modify the carpet plant genes for "carpet coloration - black" so you can restore the carpet plant when it dies without more powder.)

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:40 am**

Slimes should be able to eat other slimes.
NPC slimes will kill and eat their brethren if they get hungry enough, making them permanently feral and unable to be friendly to, and constantly hostile towards all other mobs.

This is definitely not a plan to create slime cage fights

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:37 am**

i still want fridge magnets you can stick on borgs to make them sing folk tunes

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:22 am**

Anonmare wrote:Slimes should be able to eat other slimes.
NPC slimes will kill and eat their brethren if they get hungry enough, making them permanently feral and unable to be friendly to, and constantly hostile towards all other mobs.

This is definitely not a plan to create slime cage fights

Slime rancher much?

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:06 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:i still want fridge magnets you can stick on borgs to make them sing folk tunes

I want to write code for this, but I have no idea how to avoid it being absolutely terrible!

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2017 3:01 pm**

Gun Hog wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:i still want fridge magnets you can stick on borgs to make them sing folk tunes
I want to write code for this, but I have no idea how to avoid it being absolutely terrible!

when someone hits a Borg with one not removing it from their hand but like a flash use, it makes the Borg say a sentence.

Like
If item hit by = magnet
Borg.say
(List of tunes they could say)

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:45 pm**

Alipheese wrote:
Gun Hog wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:i still want fridge magnets you can stick on borgs to make them sing folk tunes
I want to write code for this, but I have no idea how to avoid it being absolutely terrible!
when someone hits a Borg with one not removing it from their hand but like a flash use, it makes the Borg say a sentence.

Like
If item hit by = magnet
Borg.say
(List of tunes they could say)

But I wanted it to play actual sounds...

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:45 pm**

Make it so that if you can screw driver a live grenade to disarm it.

Posted: **Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:03 am**

calzilla1 wrote:Make it so that if you can screw driver a live grenade to disarm it.

Wirecutters permanently disable primed chemical grenades.

Posted: **Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:55 am**

Swindly wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Make it so that if you can screw driver a live grenade to disarm it.
Wirecutters permanently disable primed chemical grenades.

Flashbangs too?

Posted: **Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:40 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:
Swindly wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Make it so that if you can screw driver a live grenade to disarm it.
Wirecutters permanently disable primed chemical grenades.
Flashbangs too?

No. Also, wirecutters don't permanently disable chemical grenades anymore as of yesterday.

Posted: **Sun Jun 04, 2017 4:24 pm**

Swindly wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
Swindly wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Make it so that if you can screw driver a live grenade to disarm it.
Wirecutters permanently disable primed chemical grenades.
Flashbangs too?
No. Also, wirecutters don't permanently disable chemical grenades anymore as of yesterday.

That seems a bit snow flakey

Posted: **Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:53 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:
Swindly wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
Swindly wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Make it so that if you can screw driver a live grenade to disarm it.
Wirecutters permanently disable primed chemical grenades.
Flashbangs too?
No. Also, wirecutters don't permanently disable chemical grenades anymore as of yesterday.
That seems a bit snow flakey

He means it's not permanent anymore, they can be reused after defusing

Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:31 pm**

Make recyclers able to be turned.

Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:34 pm**

Let us spike some heads
Use a decapitated head on either a metal rod or a spear then click it in hand to set it up on the square you're standing on

Got this idea from someone in chat last night.

Posted: **Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:13 am**

That horror of the suggestion does not match the cuteness of your avatar.

Posted: **Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:28 pm**

One Seven One wrote:Let us spike some heads
Use a decapitated head on either a metal rod or a spear then click it in hand to set it up on the square you're standing on

Got this idea from someone in chat last night.

This idea was born out of a round when we executed literally the worst shitter I've ever encountered. Here's a little taste of his shitterdom: he knew that the round was extended, everyone knew it, and he still tried to convince people that the bartender (who he'd gotten into a fight with) was a ling.

After execution, someone spaced the body and so all we had was the head. The bartender came up with that idea to impale the heads and posted it in ooc.

Posted: **Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:30 pm**

I ahelped how to put heads on pikes once because I was protecting my native land of the dorms with my carp-fu and wanted to ward off invaders. This is needed.

Posted: **Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:11 pm**

Nilons wrote:I ahelped how to put heads on pikes once because I was protecting my native land of the dorms with my carp-fu and wanted to ward off invaders. This is needed.

It was pretty easy to add, actually.

Posted: **Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:12 am**

Remie Richards wrote:That horror of the suggestion does not match the cuteness of your avatar.

It's always the cute ones.

Here's the full image
http://zambiie.tumblr.com/image/124224087686

MMMiracles wrote:
Nilons wrote:I ahelped how to put heads on pikes once because I was protecting my native land of the dorms with my carp-fu and wanted to ward off invaders. This is needed.
It was pretty easy to add, actually.

Oh sweet! Thank you!
I'm expecting this to be used a lot in future rev rounds now.

Posted: **Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:45 pm**

Cute.

Posted: **Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:03 pm**

There should be someway to observe the newscaster as a ghost

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:56 pm**

TrustyGun wrote:There should be someway to observe the newscaster as a ghost

There is an admin button for this that could be adapted for all ghosts. Otherwise, making it TGUI could work as well.

As for my own suggestion: Upgrade module for the Janitor cyborg to replace its mop with the Advanced Mop. There is no practical reason except slipping people with more easily!

Posted: **Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:24 pm**

I'd actually appreciate if the janiborg had some more tools for its module, it's woefully under-equipped. To be honest, I'd probably give it floor tiles, a crowbar, a screwdriver and cable coil so it can do minor maintenance (like screwdrivering hacked doors shut because fuck me it's annoying to see doors with open panels every few feet). And the crowbar+floor tile for replacing broken floor panels. Maybe a module that lets them place mouse traps as well just cause.

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2017 1:16 pm**

Make it so Lings can't regen/revive after being thrown through an emagged recycler.

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:28 pm**

Anonmare wrote:I'd actually appreciate if the janiborg had some more tools for its module, it's woefully under-equipped. To be honest, I'd probably give it floor tiles, a crowbar, a screwdriver and cable coil so it can do minor maintenance (like screwdrivering hacked doors shut because fuck me it's annoying to see doors with open panels every few feet). And the crowbar+floor tile for replacing broken floor panels. Maybe a module that lets them place mouse traps as well just cause.

Having played a lot of janitor cyborg, I decided that you made a good point and made this a thing.

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:21 pm**

It would be nice if Mining Cyborgs could have 100 mod capacity instead of 80. I do not agree with them having inferior KAs, especially when human miners have access to several other weapons such as the crusher, plasma cutter, jackhammer, resonator along with sweet boss loot.

Posted: **Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:39 pm**

Yeah and it balances out by cyborgs being able to cross lava with upgrades and being innately immune to ash storms.

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:13 am**

Make pens buildable in autolathes.

I want to be able to print off foam darts, a ridiculous number of pens and kill someone with a foam pistol.

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:14 am**

Well there's a fountain pen PR out somewhere on github, but im not sure whether ink is synthesis-able.

Making pencils out of wood might be a good second alternative

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:37 am**

Make Heads of Staff unable to be roundstart antagonists if the round begins as low-pop.

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2017 5:41 pm**

Anonmare wrote:Make Heads of Staff unable to be roundstart antagonists if the round begins as low-pop.

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:42 pm**

Make rev rounds end in an automated self-destruct if nobody wins in 50 minutes. At the 40 minute mark, Central Command sends a report stating that if they don't sort this out and get back to work soon then their contracts will be "terminated" and the alert level gets set to Delta.

Just something to prevent endless stalemates, especially if there's no admin on.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:29 am**

Yes please
Though we do need a way of taking care of CEs who just fuck around in space.
Otherwise they'll end it in a draw instead of a victory.
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Give traitor bartenders the ability to buy loaded tech shells for 1-3 TC depending on the type or a bundle of loaded techshells for 8/12 TCs
Give traitor chemists a purchasable and empty Bioterror and a heavily discounted poison kit.
Hell, discounts on anything relating to their job.
Poison kit, mini syringe gun, med scanner, ect ect.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:24 pm**

Allow Malf AI to buy a module for triggering the power outage event!

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:46 am**

Make it so that if the sacrifice target goes off z-level they can no longer halt a bloodcult ritual. It's so cheap to hide on the aux base or to destroy the consoles and the teleporter beacon and hide in a locker on the mining base.

.t salty

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:05 pm**

Re-sprite the curator's soapstone and whip. The whip looks like a piece of hair, and the soapstone looks like somebody puked on a cheeto.

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:30 am**

Someone port vg's suicide sounds
The thought of hearing edgy emo music after the clown shoots him self sounds fucking hilarious
The thought of 4 of them overlapping in the HoP's ears after blob is anounced is even more comical

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:50 pm**

Mimes should start with a broken headset that can only listen.

Posted: **Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:03 pm**

Allow fake nuke disks to be screwdrivered to activate a fake transponder signal that makes pinpointers point towards it, if it is closer to them than the real nuke disk is.

Why not do the old switcharoo while the cap is in cloning, or hide a bunch of fakes all over the station while you scarper off with the real thing

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:30 pm**

Cargo gets points for shipping living ashwalkers into slavery to NanoTrasen job training centers

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:36 pm**

Chefs should speak Swedish. Assistants should speak gutterspeak, which sounds like shitty Queen's English with a super-heavy accent.

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:52 pm**

guys, this is minor suggestions, not shitty ideas

Posted: **Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:57 pm**

Leather overcoats should have 5% (Or lower) melee armour because they're thick. For reference, sec jumpsuits have 10% melee.

Posted: **Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:43 am**

we should make it so using a weight lifting machine like 1000x hulks you

Posted: **Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:04 pm**

For all plants or just a selection with a 'internal seeds' trait, you can craft the seeds out using a sharp knife manually.

Posted: **Sat Jun 24, 2017 5:39 am**

Power sinks and Singulo Beacons should be points of interest for ghosts

Posted: **Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:15 am**

Make it possible to combine an amour vest/hazard vest together with a beaker-igniter assembly/grenade, cable coil and a health sensor to make a vest that can only be removed of the wearer's own volition (Or have it go off if someone strips it).

For that feeling of aloha snackbar.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:16 am**

Bring back self surgery only to MD's.
Add a 1/6th chance of a fumble / clone damage's you dont knows how to operate this machine or higher to medbay machines. Makes doctors important to doing healing without limiting it to just doctors.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:52 pm**

A miner sorta-exclusive self extinguisher attachment for your jumpsuit

Click the button toggle to activate the charge and extinguish yourself, it has three charges and a 25 second cooldown between after being used, costs about 500 miner points.

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:04 pm**

Plasmaman jumpsuit fire extinguisher?

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