/tg/Station 13

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Hathkar wrote:Remove the 'Release All' button from the ORM so one person can't steal all the minerals as easily.

Screemonster wrote:[youtube]n4PR9NZlAB4[/youtube]

add this fucking thing as a side-antag

Davidchan wrote: Ghost bustas event. Randomly anomaly event that creates a cult-like crystal at a random point on the station, allowing ghosts to manifest as shades of their former selves in a small area around the crystal, letting the smash shit and kill anyone that gets in range. As time goes on, crystal corrupts more of the station and expands it's radius that ghosties can roam. Dead bodies dragged to crystal animate as zombies, and ghosts 'killed' while defending the crystal reform after 30 seconds. After this event is triggered Science can build proton packs and ghost traps that prevent ghosts from reforming, and cargo can order said proton packs and traps for a price. Crossing the streams has a low chance of generating a singularity, but always causes a 2,4,8 explosion where they were crossed and deals massive burn damage to both streamers.

megatiger78 wrote:

Davidchan wrote: Ghost bustas event. Randomly anomaly event that creates a cult-like crystal at a random point on the station, allowing ghosts to manifest as shades of their former selves in a small area around the crystal, letting the smash shit and kill anyone that gets in range. As time goes on, crystal corrupts more of the station and expands it's radius that ghosties can roam. Dead bodies dragged to crystal animate as zombies, and ghosts 'killed' while defending the crystal reform after 30 seconds. After this event is triggered Science can build proton packs and ghost traps that prevent ghosts from reforming, and cargo can order said proton packs and traps for a price. Crossing the streams has a low chance of generating a singularity, but always causes a 2,4,8 explosion where they were crossed and deals massive burn damage to both streamers.

you seem to be mistaken, this is the bad ideas thread

PantherPusher wrote:Add a permanent brain trauma that occurs when you lose all your limbs that make you deaf and blind and only able to communicate by nodding your head in morse code.

Anonmare wrote:Add an Airlock Override option under system overrides to APCs that causes every door in their area to toggle open when pressed. Pressing it again toggles every door closed.

Anonmare wrote:Reintegrate lore with codebase.

Help Waffle Corp gain a foothold on the station by giving them a box of re-heatable waffles. Waffles contain a miniscule amount of tricord and a moderate amount of space drugs when heated.

Dr_bee wrote:

Anonmare wrote:Reintegrate lore with codebase.

Help Waffle Corp gain a foothold on the station by giving them a box of re-heatable waffles. Waffles contain a miniscule amount of tricord and a moderate amount of space drugs when heated.

Add toasters to the game, used to toast said waffles, but also functions as a deadly weapon when dropped on a wet floor tile.

Kel-the-Oblivious wrote:Disarm intent will targeting the mouth will knock cigars, cigarette, e-cigs, and pipes out of the target's mouth.

Allow various work places to enforce the no smoking rules.

Anonmare wrote:Target the head to knock someone's cap off

Anonmare wrote:The Nightman cometh.

Anonmare wrote:Add The Dayman and The Nightman as rare chance spawns 1 hour into a round.

The Dayman is not a true antagonist but he must defeat The Nightman, while The Nightman is an antagonist who must defeat The Dayman. The Dayman knows light-themed powers and Sleeping Carp while The Nightman knows darkness-themed ones and Plasma Fist.

The Nightman cometh.

Anonmare wrote:Give the spraycan the ability to paint money on the ground and have it look like real money to anyone who looks or examines it but cannot pick it up.

Gun Hog wrote:"Decontamination" exosuit design.

A mech for the janitor! Why not? A quick, purple, stompy monstrosity loaded with the latest in cleaning tools! Its feet are also scrubbers! No mess can stand up to your MIGHTY STOMP!

Equipment options could include:
- A water/cleaning foam/drying agent sprayer
- Foam grenade launcher
- Bluespace light replacer.
- 3x3 AoE floor tile repair/replacement tool (does not fix hull breaches!)
- Portable trash grinder (sucks up small items and recycles them)

Gun Hog wrote:"Decontamination" exosuit design.

A mech for the janitor! Why not? A quick, purple, stompy monstrosity loaded with the latest in cleaning tools! Its feet are also scrubbers! No mess can stand up to your MIGHTY STOMP!

Equipment options could include:
- A water/cleaning foam/drying agent sprayer
- Foam grenade launcher
- Bluespace light replacer.
- 3x3 AoE floor tile repair/replacement tool (does not fix hull breaches!)
- Portable trash grinder (sucks up small items and recycles them)

Anonmare wrote:Book stacking mech for the Curator when?

Selea wrote:If we have mechas and catgirls,we should probably have magical girls. Like Sailor Moon or more likely Madoka.

CosmicScientist wrote:The armoury starts unequipped and no sec locker includes a taser. There are no helmets even on spawn, sec hats and berets have reduced or no armour. There is no warden shotgun or HoS special e-gun.

On the HoS' desk is a box of Centcom signed cargo point cards. The HoS or someone they order to has to go down to cargo and trade however many of these cards they wish for any of gear they normally would have or a different combination.

If an emergency breaks out, sec can ask cargo to order more of the thing that combats it. Happy go lucky HoSes can get cargo to invest their points in the stock market. Inattentive or understaffed and disorganised security can have their points stolen like engineering's emitters.


Instead of just the normal gear, cargo should be allowed to order in specialised gear:

• Weak armour that covers the entire body, thick material flagged armour that is weak to burn/laser guns, cheap hardsuits that can't carry anything but an airtank in the suit slot and lack a headlamp
• Handlasers, like a handgun but Nanotrasen's variant that doesn't hold enough charge to kill someone but will leave them limping, though can't fit in a pocket
• Disabler rifles, fits on your back and needs to be held in two hands but blasts a wave of nauseating blue that hits everyone in a short range diminishing/reverse cone
• Two handed baton, for when it's not your normal validboner, only fits on your back
• Pepper spray thrower, a riot water cannon but handheld so can't knock someone down, until they feel what it does to their eyes
• Flash grenade, causes extended blindness that ends by slowly reveals the nearby world like coming out of the dying state, causes anyone afflicted to get knocked down when walking into walls or airlocks as if brain damaged You feel like something big hit you!

PKPenguin321 wrote:Ever accidentally hit the HoS while trying to help him up due to being on the wrong intent or because you had the wrong hand active? We should totally add a pop-up confirm prompt every time you want to attack somebody/shoot a gun.