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Ability to smash the glass on glass panel doors to squeeze through them, even if you don't have access to the door or if it's bolted down.

cups/beakers break when you throw/drop them

Scones wrote:cups/beakers break when you throw/drop them

this half-way happens with lightbulbs already

Scones wrote:cups/beakers break when you throw/drop them

Is this not a feature already? I remember dropping beakers when coughing and getting a flufftext about them breaking and splashing on the floor.

Tokiko2 wrote:

Scones wrote:cups/beakers break when you throw/drop them

Is this not a feature already? I remember dropping beakers when coughing and getting a flufftext about them breaking and splashing on the floor.

not on tg

Add a random event that causes the vision fog overlay to appear for every crewmember. Some time later, an ear-splitting air raid siren plays and spawns a couple of faithless next to every crewmember.

Xhuis wrote:

Anonmare wrote:-snip-

lusty xenos or no

I am like super fucking okay with NPC xenos that gibber 'hiss~' and use the old Valentines ERP stungrope intermixed with their usual xenostabs.

In addition to "passively" and "aggressively", players can now grab one another "suggestively".

mosquitoman wrote:or it could just fill the person with histamine, just like in real life!

This sounds like it could be a real thing now that I remembered that histamine exists. It'd screw over a random person even worse than appendicitis, with even more alignment of the stars required for it to occur. Sounds like great fun for everyone PR when?

Space carp randomly chew through cables they encounter, including cables to the singularity emitters.

Make a new medical pipe craftable from glass that lets you smoke pills instead of eating them. I just want to make a skeezy maintenence hobo who hits the crank pipe

Add this fuckin' thing as a tatorweapon.

Wyzack wrote:Make a new medical pipe craftable from glass that lets you smoke pills instead of eating them. I just want to make a skeezy maintenence hobo who hits the crank pipe

wrong thread

bandit wrote:Space carp randomly chew through cables they encounter, including cables to the singularity emitters.

that'd never happen, tho
the singulo chamber is closed off last time i checked, and even if it wasnt they would get pulled in, and there are no exposed wires in engineering :V

Give traitor AIs the ability to wirelessly emag machines and mobs by clicking them. This means a traitor AI could, with the help of one of its own borgs/human tratior/unsuspecting roboticist subvert unslaved borgs. You can pull shenanigans such as emaging APCs to appear Malf, emag doors for allowing greytide into restricted areas, sell contraband from the Syndicate to Cargo, and a bunch of other funny and dangerous things with various computers and machines!

That's not half bad.

Also, here's another lizard-centric one: Reptilian genetics! (At least for the two big blocks.)
Instead of x-ray, lizards grow a pit organ, therefore get thermal vision (plus the ability to see mobs inside bins, pipes, tubes and lockers, as well as through chameleon projectors and stealth fields.)
And instead of HALK! they should, naturally, turn into Deathclaws.

DemonFiren wrote:That's not half bad.

Also, here's another lizard-centric one: Reptilian genetics! (At least for the two big blocks.)
Instead of x-ray, lizards grow a pit organ, therefore get thermal vision (plus the ability to see mobs inside bins, pipes, tubes and lockers, as well as through chameleon projectors and stealth fields.)
And instead of HALK! they should, naturally, turn into Deathclaws.

0/10 not enough citrus face

DemonFiren wrote:That's not half bad.

Also, here's another lizard-centric one: Reptilian genetics! (At least for the two big blocks.)
Instead of x-ray, lizards grow a pit organ, therefore get thermal vision (plus the ability to see mobs inside bins, pipes, tubes and lockers, as well as through chameleon projectors and stealth fields.)
And instead of HALK! they should, naturally, turn into Deathclaws.

Here's a good idea for a superpower for lizards: One that turns them into the superior race. :^)

PKPenguin321 wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:That's not half bad.

Also, here's another lizard-centric one: Reptilian genetics! (At least for the two big blocks.)
Instead of x-ray, lizards grow a pit organ, therefore get thermal vision (plus the ability to see mobs inside bins, pipes, tubes and lockers, as well as through chameleon projectors and stealth fields.)
And instead of HALK! they should, naturally, turn into Deathclaws.

Here's a good idea for a superpower for lizards: One that turns them into the superior race. :^)

But they already have that active...

TheNightingale wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:That's not half bad.

Also, here's another lizard-centric one: Reptilian genetics! (At least for the two big blocks.)
Instead of x-ray, lizards grow a pit organ, therefore get thermal vision (plus the ability to see mobs inside bins, pipes, tubes and lockers, as well as through chameleon projectors and stealth fields.)
And instead of HALK! they should, naturally, turn into Deathclaws.

Here's a good idea for a superpower for lizards: One that turns them into the superior race. :^)

But they already have that active...

They have the genetic defect variant, not the superpower, but I can see how you would be confused by that (what with you being a lizard and all). :^)

No, no, what I'm saying is that lizards already have the 'sssuperior race' superpower. Humans don't, though, and because it doesn't show up on the Genetics console, you need to transplant a human brain into a lizard body to unlock it.

(And slightly more on-topic: an admin button that turns every player-controlled mob into a lizardperson, and every brainless mob into a normal lizard.)

Saying 'ayy lmao' should instantly make you an abductor. Also, saying 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' should spawn a steel beam and then a bottle of thermite labeled "Jet Fuel" next to it.

If somebody builds a phazon, the shuttle should automatically be called and all the communication consoles should explode.

Silly Miauw, that's not how you spell HONK

Paddy wagon mech.

Lightish armor/decent speed, can't use the big guns (just tasers, flashbang launcher, utility mods etc).
Has a capacity for X number of people (3-5, since a ripley can carry like 200 people). Bonus points if it can also hold securitrons/ED-209's.
You can drag people onto the mech to put them in, but only the pilot can let them out.

Mech comes along to crime scene, helps stun nerds/unleash a bunch of 209's.
Sec officers put cuffed criminal scum into the paddy wagon.
wagon fucks off back to brig and disgorges it's payload into brig cells.

No more worrying about losing prisoners on the way to the brig/holding multiple prisoners at once.
You could also use it as an APC, by carrying sec officers inside and droping them off ready for battle.

So, it's an armed clown car?

Honestly, I think a mech that could breach and clusterbang rooms, and also transport prisoners, would be pretty cool. For security, anyway. It's not unusual to need to fuck up a cult/gang/rev base.

>clusterbang

That's assuming Science won't keep those for themselves.

I remember thinking of these and suggesting em a while ago ingame, but

Detcord - ???? TC

Looks like a cablecoil, looks like cable when placed, and even works like a wire. ignite it though and it'll go off along it's placed length in a couple of seconds, acting like a low yield explosive fuse. should knockdown/stun anyone on tiles it is under/adjacent to and has the bonus effect of causing any placed explosive bombs to go off. Don't know if it should be able to breach hull or not, or how much it should cost/how much you get. But i thought it was a rad idea. Also can be shaped (using maybe half of the reel) to punch through rwalls like a door knocking charge.

rigged cell - exactly like a cell injected with plasma, but easier to obtain if not in engineering / chem/ sci - 2 TC

Yo guys all these posts up to like Lumi's have actually been decent ideas

Like seriously what the fuck are you doing in the bad ideas thread

This is the testing ground for ideas you personally think are awesome but know lots of other people will hate.

If you get 'this isn't a shitty suggestion' you know it was okay.

OutspokenGolf wrote:I remember thinking of these and suggesting em a while ago ingame, but

Detcord - ???? TC

Looks like a cablecoil, looks like cable when placed, and even works like a wire. ignite it though and it'll go off along it's placed length in a couple of seconds, acting like a low yield explosive fuse. should knockdown/stun anyone on tiles it is under/adjacent to and has the bonus effect of causing any placed explosive bombs to go off. Don't know if it should be able to breach hull or not, or how much it should cost/how much you get. But i thought it was a rad idea. Also can be shaped (using maybe half of the reel) to punch through rwalls like a door knocking charge.

rigged cell - exactly like a cell injected with plasma, but easier to obtain if not in engineering / chem/ sci - 2 TC

The detcord is actually neat, man.

Bluespace grenade launcher, lets you drop a grenade wherever the hell you target regardless of how much shit is in the way. Including through cameras.

Syndicate/security magnet gun. Pulls metal objects towards you. Will also pull metal objects out of someone's hands and cause people wearing metal clothing (like armor) to fall down for a second.

ANION STORM DETECTED

A handful of randomly chosen words in the AI's lawset are replaced by another random word (from the string of ion law words).

Platinum slimes that come from splitting sepia slimes. When a platinum slime core is injected with plasma, it creates a chronofield like with a sepia slime, but instead of being able to throw or shoot things you can punch with no click delay.

Man Portable Mini-Singularity Launcher. Massive heavy weapon that fires a mini singularity in a straight line that destroys everything in it's path and explodes after some time. Gives out a massive amount of radiation to the user and those around him when it fired.

You mean, like a Blackstorm? Fuck yeah.

But that means we'll also need a Cain.

Sundowner's armor: deploy explosive shields and any shitter that attacks you in melee gets thrown away from you in a small explosion, but you can't move while they're deployed. Retract them and you're FUCKIN INVINCIBLE

New food item: The Dindu Muffin

Ingredients: broken zipties, any type of drink container, dough slice

When eaten (or forse fed), your skin color changes to black, you grow an afro, get permanently set to arrest and Beepsky summoned to your location, but you also are fully healed and get a speed boost.

Dueling Pistol set for the Captain and uppity greyshits to settle their disputes with.

Emag capability for sleepers.
Emagging a sleeper will randomly scramble its buttons, making it frustrating to use. Pressing the button for morphine might inject salbutamol instead. A player can use trial and error to figure out which buttons are which.

spasticVerbalizer wrote:New food item: The Dindu Muffin

Ingredients: broken zipties, any type of drink container, dough slice

When eaten (or forse fed), your skin color changes to black, you grow an afro, get permanently set to arrest and Beepsky summoned to your location, but you also are fully healed and get a speed boost.

i laughed
drop the on-eaten effect and it might be a funny addition to cooking

Babin wrote:Emag capability for sleepers.
Emagging a sleeper will randomly scramble its buttons, making it frustrating to use. Pressing the button for morphine might inject salbutamol instead. A player can use trial and error to figure out which buttons are which.

wrong thread

tablecraft 3 donuts and 1 frosted donut for one sheet of donut steel
this new metal can be used for walls, tables, etc. in addition to eating and functioning like a normal material

Xhuis wrote:tablecraft 3 donuts and 1 frosted donut for one sheet of donut steel
this new metal can be used for walls, tables, etc. in addition to eating and functioning like a normal material

Donut mechs when

Killbasa wrote:

Xhuis wrote:tablecraft 3 donuts and 1 frosted donut for one sheet of donut steel
this new metal can be used for walls, tables, etc. in addition to eating and functioning like a normal material

Donut mechs when

you need an original character to make use of this material

Screemonster wrote:

Killbasa wrote:

Xhuis wrote:tablecraft 3 donuts and 1 frosted donut for one sheet of donut steel
this new metal can be used for walls, tables, etc. in addition to eating and functioning like a normal material

Donut mechs when

you need an original character to make use of this material

my character, Windguard Shadowsphere, is morbidly obese to the point where he has taken the shape of a ball
thanks to this he is able to fit into the legendary donut mech, a mech of unlimited power when armed with the sacred Snowflake Cannon (a weapon that makes people into unique original characters).

My characters are original in that I am the first to steal real Argonians!

Now let me do this.

Mimic closets.

Mimic shuttles.

Mimic everything.

It's like a mimic but a shuttle/closet. Eats people that get inside them and all that.

obligatory post:
let's give humans mutant parts, like ears and tails

Add silentanium. It can only be obtained by shaft mimers, is invisible to everyone else, and does not show up in ore redemption machines unless you're a mime.

Silentanium doors and airlocks make no noise when opened, silentanium walls are invisible, and of course the Reticence can now be built in Robotics, with the assembly options for parts and circuitry only being visible to mimes.
Silentanium floor tiles also look like space/the asteroid.

DemonFiren wrote:Add silentanium. It can only be obtained by shaft mimers, is invisible to everyone else, and does not show up in ore redemption machines unless you're a mime.

Silentanium doors and airlocks make no noise when opened, silentanium walls are invisible, and of course the Reticence can now be built in Robotics, with the assembly options for parts and circuitry only being visible to mimes.
Silentanium floor tiles also look like space/the asteroid.

Wrong thread, this is "poor" ideas thread not the "Code it now!" ideas Thread.