new random event: boneless rib sandwich

[Super Aggro Crag]

Station gets an alert that "NtRib is BACK!" from centcomm and they bluespace deliver a crate of boneless rib patties to the freezer for the chef to make. Eating the sandwiches gives you bonebenderol reagent which allows you to ventcrawl for a limited time. Overdosing melts your skeleton and turns you into a flesh puddle. Or makes your heart explode, whatever.

[FantasticFwoosh]

This is the best & worst thread you have ever made.

Its a space station, not a third world country, if anything make some boneless rib steak patties out of synthflesh, a goliath steak & radium rather than drop broken items through a imaginary open top roof in space.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Dont buff miners silly

[FantasticFwoosh]

Dont buff miners silly

Go down there and poach your own free range meat then using the aux base for delicious meals.

[Super Aggro Crag]

They have enough things
Bluespace is most efficient way to transport meat product!

[Super Aggro Crag]

Bumping this thread because (((fwoosh)))

[Cherrypone]

merge when

[Yakumo_Chen]

Two rib sandwiches should make you fat automatically, three should give you a heart attack.

[paradox97]

Yes please!

[bman]

alright then, fund it.

[starmute]

Station gets an alert that "NtRib is BACK!" from centcomm and they bluespace deliver a crate of boneless rib patties to the freezer for the chef to make. Eating the sandwiches gives you bonebenderol reagent which allows you to ventcrawl for a limited time. Overdosing melts your skeleton and turns you into a flesh puddle. Or makes your heart explode, whatever.

I approve were I a coder I would instantly make this.