/tg/Station 13

replace his garbage ass snowflake ballistic weapon of the month with a real tool of justice
reel in those fleeing prisoners and put them back in their cell
catch that fucking faggot flying around in space who just broke a hole into the armoury
really just ruin a nukeop's day for stepping into your territory


nerf it so it does no damage though
maybe a less gruesome looking sprite (or not)
name it the long arm of the law

i am all for this as long as we also remove his garbage taserfist gloves

give all of sec nerfed krav maga gloves

John_Oxford wrote:give all of sec nerfed krav maga gloves

No, give the warden the ability to train officers in krav maga but only if both parties stand next to each other without moving for two minutes straight.

stop derailing my stroke of genius (or just my stroke) with your goddamn krav memega hate train

Give the warden suit sensors ffs

Haha yeah a meat hook would be SO epic because you wouldn't think a professional security force would have one but they would!

Shaps-cloud wrote:Haha yeah a meat hook would be SO epic because you wouldn't think a professional security force would have one but they would!

good thing we're talking about nanotrasen's security force, then.

Shaps-cloud wrote:Haha yeah a meat hook would be SO epic because you wouldn't think a professional security force would have one but they would!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>professional

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You can just built a meat hook with some metal rods - take like 6 rods or someshit, just grab some roundstart from aux storage.

the shitty ideas thread exists for a reason, please use it

I don't want the meat hook nerfed *miner item* just so the warden can use it. Give hem a energy snare reel thing instead that doesnt deal damage.

John_Oxford wrote:give all of sec nerfed krav maga gloves

>This was actually the intention of the person who coded them

CosmicScientist wrote:I will steal it every round so I can validate being called Hook as Captain right after putting a voice recorder that says tick tock inside a lizard.

We could get really Roman with this. Then revs could use it on the Emperor HoP and make us truly Roman as Ian nuzzles his dead body and tries to save it from being chucked into the Tiber space. The Romans had some fun times.

> lining the escape hallway with crosses bearing the bodies of failed revolutionaries like that bit at the end of spartacus

fund it

Nilons wrote:

John_Oxford wrote:give all of sec nerfed krav maga gloves

>This was actually the intention of the person who coded them

for a while but then i realized that was a nasty idea

You know, this could actually make a great job-specific traitor item. Maybe the chef.

lumipharon wrote:You can just built a meat hook with some metal rods - take like 6 rods or someshit, just grab some roundstart from aux storage.

he means the lavaland one