AWAKEN MY MASTERS - AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS

[srifenbyxp]

Make gym equipment let you get SWOLE if used enough.

Temp - 10+ HP, more likely to knock down when punching mouth, character sprite gets visually bigger.

[Professor Hangar]

This brings to mind the odd idea of assistants immediately running off to the gym and grinding virtual exercise equipment every round

[Armhulen]

This brings to mind the odd idea of assistants immediately running off to the gym and grinding virtual exercise equipment every round

is this not your every desire

[Ayy Lemoh]

Add the goonstation coach job.

[Anonmare]

THEIR BOND IS AS STRONG AS THEIR MUSCLES!

[Professor Hangar]

Gym equipment does seem like a good idea, and it makes plenty of sense to add a public gym to the dorm area, as well as Security, and the Captain might have a mini-gym in their quarters.

Probably different aspects of exercise; arms, legs and torso would be probably the simplest version. Because we need to have the jokes about skipping leg day.

[Remie Richards]

I made exercise bikes once.
that reduced your fat (nutrition).
that produced power when pedalled.
and had a little "press left arrow/a, then right arrow/d, then left arrrow/a..." ""minigame"".

but nobody made me a sprite ;_;

[D&B]

Make it so if you work out for 20 mins straight you can pose to stun people.

[FantasticFwoosh]

We've had this thread before. And i swear in a few other places too.

Also the beach bums must be swole as shit.

[J_Madison]

>gains
>1 hour shift
>food literally has no protein
Enjoy ur nogainz

[FantasticFwoosh]

>gains
>1 hour shift
>food literally has no protein
Enjoy ur nogainz

Monkeyburgers & suicide hoplines.

Also uh, tofu i guess???

[Anonmare]

Donk pockets canonically have meat in them

[Professor Hangar]

My burgers have everything the human body needs

Because they're everything the human body IS!

[DemonFiren]

My burgers have everything the human body needs

Because they're everything the human body IS!

but do we really need appendices?

[Professor Hangar]

My burgers have everything the human body needs

Because they're everything the human body IS!

but do we really need appendices?

Well of course, otherwise how are we going to organise notes, suggest further reading and explain niche concepts not given full attention in the main body of the work?

[Remie Richards]

you're horrible prof.
well done.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Sweat it out!

[Smoopadoop]

add more sports and make them make you stronger too
i actually like playing b-ball with the other assistants but nobody ever does it
actually, make sports make you S T R O N G E R than single-person exercise, to encourage sports and working together etc

[srifenbyxp]

forgot to add this
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Also this is habbening I assume yes? I winrar again, after all my ideals are always great!

[Professor Hangar]

The chemist had better be able to make steroids.

[srifenbyxp]

And protein powder to make the buff last longer and make the gains come easy

[Anonmare]

Spessmen always skip leg day.

[srifenbyxp]

BFW - MAKE IT HAPPEN. LET ME GET SWOLE

Treadmill - run slightly faster
Weights - get physically bigger & lil HP increase
Punching bag - punch faster

TATOR ITEM {Grey Shirt Only!}- Multi-Punch Scroll {Punches deal less damage but no click limit}

[DemonFiren]

we need a traitor item that re-enables quicktabling

[srifenbyxp]

Just make the carp scroll have no click limit and quick tabling. While we're at it macro the actions like the elbow drop, give that shit a button so we don't take a damn minute going through the intents. "B-but you just click on the intents!" well it only takes a second for you to get knocked on your ass.

Also might as well add if your SWOLE you get hungry faster.

BUFF THE CARP SCROLL - MAKE GYM EQUIPMENT GET YOU SWOLE

[iamgoofball]

?

[DemonFiren]

clearly if this happens the chaplain should start with fitness boni

because he exorcises regularly

[srifenbyxp]

BY MY OILED ABS MAKE IT SO

[Hikurac]

The chemist had better be able to make steroids.

And protein powder to make the buff last longer and make the gains come easy

Creatine: http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to ... er_Recipes

The path to endless gains awaits us.