/tg/Station 13

We need to BUFF gorillions

1. Allowed to wear shirts, shoes, and helmets
Imagine a gorilla wearing the JUSTICE HELMET

2. Allowed to rename yourself
BIG BANANA or Monkey Bussnizz?

3. Make gorillas run faster on all fours


4. Why should we even bother to do this? What do we get out of it?

Make gorillas able to make every male crewmember in a radius pull their dick out and make it insta ban for 3 days due to rule 8 breaking.

Nonbannable

Make them able to pickup humans but only if it's a blonde female in the white dress

indeed