/tg/Station 13

A chemical that if you put it on a shoe it makes em squeaky like a clown shoe

Spray it on people in the hallway and watch the station go mad

That seems annoying. Fund it.

and if you drink it you'll make squeaky sounds when you talk for as long as it is in your system

Mix it with bananas to get honk juice.
Honk juice makes people honk when they're hit and sadtrombone when dead.
It can also be combined with sonic powder for HONK

You can make squeak floors already by placing bananium tiles
Couldn't you at some point washing machine the clown shoes to make them look like regular shoes but squeaky