/tg/Station 13

Memes sustain me

80% chance of instant 100 tox damage. 20% chance of random superpower

RobustAndRun wrote:80% chance of instant 100 tox damage. 20% chance of random superpower

You'd just end up with people feeding them to others.

I absolutely hate the tidepods meme but I am a sucker for a good station based pun.

having things that are around for no other reason than game-play fluff and possible use to poison people are a good addition, even if eventually the meme loses its luster.

I mean the station DOES have washing machines, it would be the perfect place to put them.

Make them do a big chunk of brain damage, if you eat a few you might display brain powers, or just end up paralyzed

For balance purposes, have them be high risk/high reward for yourself, but low risk/no reward when used on others through some sort of snowflake chemical voodoo.

Make it so it works like the russian revolver to stop ez grief.

i thought this was about special assistant-only escape pods

could just make them resprited space cleaner pills

what happens if someone drinks space cleaner anyway is it like that one scene in metalocalypse with the bleach

They always give brain damage but also a minor chance at superpowers.

So even if they are lucky enough to gain a superpower they still get the brain damage.

I fucking hate this meme but I give this idea my blessing.

This NEEDS to have a unique suicide message! Perhaps the user can foam from the mouth or something.

I think, that greytide pods should have special reagent--liquid soap.
If it was splashed, it produces cleaning foam.Less than foaming agent does, but still.also this foam cleaning all the dirt, but causes itchig and barely noticeable burn dmg.

eating laundry pods sounds like the kind of hilarious epic meme that people would find really funny for a week before it became obnoxious

Qbopper wrote:eating laundry pods sounds like the kind of hilarious epic meme that people would find really funny for a week before it became obnoxious

It is, but the PUN tho.

The name alone makes it worth it. It could be used as a poison, yes, but what would it do when used for it's purpose as laundry detergent? Make whatever you're wearing into a grey jumpsuit.

Examine flavortext
A "Greytide Worldwide" product, Greytide Detergent Pods guaranteed to get stains and colors out of anything.
Warning: Toxic when consumed.

NanookoftheNorth wrote:The name alone makes it worth it. It could be used as a poison, yes, but what would it do when used for it's purpose as laundry detergent? Make whatever you're wearing into a grey jumpsuit.

Examine flavortext
A "Greytide Worldwide" product, Greytide Detergent Pods guaranteed to get stains and colors out of anything.
Warning: Toxic when consumed.

This is golden

un-ironically supporting this to be added to the game means you should eat tide pods irl

NanookoftheNorth wrote:The name alone makes it worth it. It could be used as a poison, yes, but what would it do when used for it's purpose as laundry detergent? Make whatever you're wearing into a grey jumpsuit.

Examine flavortext
A "Greytide Worldwide" product, Greytide Detergent Pods guaranteed to get stains and colors out of anything.
Warning: Toxic when consumed.

Qbopper wrote:sounds like the kind of hilarious epic meme that people would find really funny for a week before it became obnoxious

Super Aggro Crag wrote:

NanookoftheNorth wrote:The name alone makes it worth it. It could be used as a poison, yes, but what would it do when used for it's purpose as laundry detergent? Make whatever you're wearing into a grey jumpsuit.

Examine flavortext
A "Greytide Worldwide" product, Greytide Detergent Pods guaranteed to get stains and colors out of anything.
Warning: Toxic when consumed.

This is golden

I'd like Greytide Worldwide to become a neutral canon corporation. They make safety products such as budget insulated gloves, gasmasks, as well as tools and toolboxes. They also make cleaning products.

cedarbridge wrote:

RobustAndRun wrote:80% chance of instant 100 tox damage. 20% chance of random superpower

You'd just end up with people feeding them to others.

just give it a timer on feeding so people can just move away and youre good