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advanced slip'n'slide

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:32 pm
by bman
if two or more bananas/slippery items are placed in a row, column, or any diagonal direction and you slip on one of the items while moving in the same direction the row is going you'll slide across the whole thing, with your speed increasing proportionally to the number of items you slip on.

you will have great momentum even after slipping on the last banana and keep moving parallel to the direction of the row until friction stops you (if gravity is present sets in and grounds you to a halt) or you collide with an object/person, with increasing consequences for collision depending on how fast you were going.

if you're moving at a low speed, you'll lose your momentum quickly and upon collision you will recieve only small bruises.
if you're moving at a moderate speed, you'll take longer to lose your momentum and collision can hurt you badly.
if you're moving at high speeds, you'll have lots of momentum and upon collision with an object or player you or the collidee may lose body parts. colliding with a window will smash you through it cleanly and if you hit a wall it may lose its plating.
if you're moving at extreme speeds, you become akin to a bullet and will gib immediately upon collision; the object/player you collide with however will also be destroyed
if you're moving at impossible or mindboggling speeds, achieved by 100 max-potency bananas placed in a 200 banana-long row, you will achieve such high speeds that all the nucleon particles in your body will disintegrate into fundamental quarks that proceed to move to the core of your mass; this will cause you to have impossibly high density. the movement will force your body into a cylindrical shape. you will turn into an immovable rod that is destined to loop across an entire row, column, or diagonal on the z-level, annihilating anything in its path.

doing the same as above with 200 bananas will just cause you to spawn a supermatter singularity reskinned to a giant spinning banana upon collision

Re: advanced slip'n'slide

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:36 pm
by bman
also if you're a plasmaman and you slide for long enough you explode like a firework

Re: advanced slip'n'slide

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:25 pm
by Selea
keeping in mind ,that AFAIK disposals is saving momentum, you can make banana cyclotrone.

Re: advanced slip'n'slide

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:05 pm
by Takeguru
If you hit a grille at "body part loss" speeds you should turn into a spray of giblets and chunks coming out the other side

Re: advanced slip'n'slide

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 7:02 pm
by Qbopper
Takeguru wrote:If you hit a grille at "body part loss" speeds you should turn into a spray of giblets and chunks coming out the other side
excellent fucking idea