Disease: Space IBS
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:13 pm
Also known as "Cuban Pete's Revenge", SIBS is an acquired, acute gastro-intestinal balance, that occurs during prolonged exposure to plasma in its unignited gas or solid forms.
Symptoms:
Feeling bloated
Stomach cramps
Occasional rectal gaseous discharge
(Studies shown that this is a small amount of plasma, that dissapates in the air 2 seconds afterwards. Some...Studious members of our scientific team have confirmed that, while it is possible to ignite these emissions, the amount released is nowhere near enough to cause the firestorms plasma is infamous for.)
Cure: Walking it out, or a Sugar Cookie (The closest thing to a Digestive Biscuit I could find at the moment)
Symptoms:
Feeling bloated
Stomach cramps
Occasional rectal gaseous discharge
(Studies shown that this is a small amount of plasma, that dissapates in the air 2 seconds afterwards. Some...Studious members of our scientific team have confirmed that, while it is possible to ignite these emissions, the amount released is nowhere near enough to cause the firestorms plasma is infamous for.)
Cure: Walking it out, or a Sugar Cookie (The closest thing to a Digestive Biscuit I could find at the moment)