/tg/Station 13

it makes you barf when you drink coffee and makes you happy when you drink tea. Also, you lose the ability to craft a baseball bat, but gain the ability to craft a cricket bat.

its paddlin time

unironically funny, do it

You should start with an outright addiction to tea.

also if you drink something out of kingston's cup in medbay you get a bonus

should make you randomly add "a"s before "e"s and "u"s after "o"s so you go paedophile and colour

Only if we get an americanophile quirk where you start off fat and only eat burgers.

Gylifi wrote:Only if we get an americanophile quirk where you start off fat and only eat burgers.

Excuse me. This is an offensive, disgusting, outdated stereotype and I must ask you apologize. For you see, we also eat pizza, you philistine.

Gylifi wrote:Only if we get an americanophile quirk where you start off fat and only eat burgers.

Westaboo* quirk where you wear a cowboy hat and are forced to say howdy, yee-haw, etc

And of course a weeaboo quirk where your character wishes they were japanese and uses an anime avatar for their ss13 admin account

PKPenguin321 wrote:And of course a weeaboo quirk where your character wishes they were japanese and uses an anime avatar for their ss13 admin account

holding the replica katana gives them incredible happiness but attempting to swing it cuts off a limb

Wehraboo - Makes you goosestep and start off every other sentence with 'I'm not a nazi, but'

MisterPerson wrote:

Gylifi wrote:Only if we get an americanophile quirk where you start off fat and only eat burgers.

Excuse me. This is an offensive, disgusting, outdated stereotype and I must ask you apologize. For you see, we also eat pizza, you philistine.

I can confirm as an American I eat literally nothing but pizza

Gylifi wrote:Only if we get an americanophile quirk where you start off fat and only eat burgers.

And spawn with a 1911.