A New Toolkit For Mime Antagonists

[Sandshark808]

The clown has his clown car, the geneticist has his monkey syringer...

And the mime could be so much more! Behold, the THIEF KIT!

Spoiler:

The Thief Kit, purchasable for 20 TC, is like a clown car for people who are so behind the times that they can't talk. It comes with a silly pinstriped outfit, a black beret, a burglar's mime mask, and a gigantic sack marked "Swag." When held, the sack takes up both hands and the thief acts like a miniature clown car with some crucial differences:

1. You can yoink people into the sack instantly by clicking them, even if they're lying down. However, you have to click on them. Just bumping them doesn't do anything.

2. Protected by an aura of dastardly deeds, the thief bends laser light around his body. Any laser beam that hits the mime is reflected off in a random direction. Bullets still strike them.

3. Any item capable of being picked up can be yoinked into the sack, and the sack will vacuum up all items on a surface (like a table) in much the same way as a chef's tray.

4. As the thief runs, items will fall out of the sack at random intervals, including trapped persons.

5. If the sack is dropped (such as by slipping and falling), anyone inside can resist or walk out of the sack. Items are expelled with a small force in every direction.

6. The mime's powers are magnified while in thief form. Your chosen mime power increases in effectiveness, causing invisible walls to block 3 tiles and the invisible chair to become an invisible bear trap (just remember where you put it, or you'll be in for a lot of teasing in deadchat).

To be considered a "true thief" and get the empowered mime skills, you need to be wearing the entire suit and be holding the sack.

[wesoda25]

because hahahahha now BOTH "entertainment" roles can be annoying ahhahahahaha no

[Tarchonvaagh]

Sounds nice, there should be more unique items for roles and RACES

[deedubya]

I need this in my space life.

[ATHATH]

This is a great idea, except for:

4. As the thief runs, items will fall out of the sack at random intervals, including trapped persons.

Maybe make the mime drop a few things from their sack whenever they get hit by something?

[Sandshark808]

This is a great idea, except for:

4. As the thief runs, items will fall out of the sack at random intervals, including trapped persons.

Maybe make the mime drop a few things from their sack whenever they get hit by something?

That sounds more balanced since you can't just run people over to pick them up. Thematically though the joke is that you pick up way too much stuff so it spills out of the sack.

My other idea was that it can randomly strip people and drop their items on the floor, and then when they're fully naked they fall out too.