/tg/Station 13

Post silly chemical ideas here, such as colorful reagent and itching powder.

As I said, superglue.
Natural counter to space lube. Covering tiles with it makes them entirely slip-proof, but you move more slowly.
Covering people with it is a bad idea, as it slows the fuck out of them.

-insert names of newchem chemical here-

Clownium - if you have it in your system, all you can say is HONK

Just make bananium shots work that way, Dorsi.

A chemical that stops the metabolism of other chemicals as long as its in your system. Could be used to make delayed poisons or to stop poison temporarily.

Gunpowder- make it with urine, potassium, nitrogen, and sulfur. Its an explosive chem that actually doesnt blow up on reaction. Doesnt become activated by heat either. Only activates by spark or flame.
Urine - click on a toilet to make it. Click on the tiolet with a container to pick it up. Blinds people like pepperspray if gets in eyes. Has a 1% chance per tick to give nutrition so that one can go bear grills and drink their piss for food.

You sound pissy.

Lizard piss should yeild a higher end explosive like PETN or TATP. Should be TATP so it's risky to make and handling barehanded is tox. damage.
Normal human piss should be just urea nitrate.

And I like the idea of piss. Drink idea, the Lizard Love Potion. 1 part Lizard Piss 1 part Lime 1 Part Vodka

What about corn starch? to make a temporary corn starch vest that will eventually drop off.

Doctors Delight- A heal all drink/chem made with all your essential vitamins and fruit juices, and does not OD you when a mediborg gives you an extra large dose because they care.

Allohsnackbar wrote:Doctors Delight- A heal all drink/chem made with all your essential vitamins and fruit juices, and does not OD you when a mediborg gives you an extra large dose because they care.

Man, that sounds way overpowered. I don't think anyone would ever add it. What makes you think something like that belongs in SS13?
#DDBack1015

Carpnip- Makes space carp friendly to any creature with this splashed on them

Sneezeing Powder- Exactly what it says

Quantum Hair Dye- Splashing it on someone changes their characters hair color. Its a different color every time. (Warning due to uranium being part of the recipe there is a chance of minor radiation poisoning)

Reversing Lube- Only slips creatures wearing clown shoes. TAKE THAT YOU HONKING TWAT!

Liquid Imagination- When splashed on a tile it makes that tile a forcewall...but only to mimes!

can we please not sink to kindergarten goon level and have urine

thanks

+1 for carpnip, mite be cool

I've done some digging on truly horrifying substances. Have a look.

Hydrogen fluoride!
Triazidomethane!
Perchlorates!
Cyanogen azide!
Thioacetone!
Isocyanides! (Notably, butyl isocyanide.)
Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane!

Most of these, naturally, blow up horrifically at the slightest provocation.

I have read that last article before! Guy is a genius writer, makes scientific shit actually really entertaining to read. I guess i am a bit of an orgo nerd though. Anyways hydroflouric acid is pretty much just shittier polynitric acid

Polytrinic is out, though.
Although we did get fluorosulfuric...

Oh those are all from the same dude. IF anyone has a passing interest in science i recommend you give his shit a read, he is a pretty good writer

flurosulfuric is literally just polyacid but renamed to fit in with 'iamgoofball's new chemical naming system' (IE: shit)