/tg/Station 13

What if you injected someone with 50u of Monkey Powder, it'd take half their mass (making them a dwarf) but also spawn a monkey that's loyal to whoever it spawned out of. You could be monkey pals, it'd follow you and attack whoever attacked you. While we are at it, what if we let dwarfs vent crawl? That's something to consider, it'd give them a claustrophobia mood debuff or something though.

So you get a smaller sprite, the ability to ventcrawl, and a monkey pet that will defend you... All for the low cost of mixing a few chems? I don't think being a dwarf is the devastating side effect you think it is.

it should make you vomit a monkey instead

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VexingRaven wrote:So you get a smaller sprite, the ability to ventcrawl, and a monkey pet that will defend you... All for the low cost of mixing a few chems? I don't think being a dwarf is the devastating side effect you think it is.

i miss when people didnt think of this as a battle royale game and things could just be whacky or fun without everything needing to be balanced to a hair

If it's going to take half your mass why not also have it cut your max health by half as well?

If it's gonna take half your mass it should make you fail when you lift weights

terranaut wrote:

VexingRaven wrote:So you get a smaller sprite, the ability to ventcrawl, and a monkey pet that will defend you... All for the low cost of mixing a few chems? I don't think being a dwarf is the devastating side effect you think it is.

i miss when people didnt think of this as a battle royale game and things could just be whacky or fun without everything needing to be balanced to a hair

Because I don't want to get murderboned by ventcrawling midgets and their pet monkey every round? I'll stop thinking of it as a battle royale game when people stop treating it as one.

RaveRadbury wrote:If it's going to take half your mass why not also have it cut your max health by half as well?

Yes. Its time to nerf dwarfs, make em so they can't access consoles because they are so short.

Hey what if it also dealt brain damage, explained by the monkey taking half the brain or something