/tg/Station 13

Well, I remember seeing someone walking around in a monkey suit the other day on Sybil, and I thought of the Ape species Idea. "whats the difference between ape and lizard?".
Well I feel like Apes and Humans could have either really hostile attitudes towards Humans, and Humans could have racial, and hostile interactions with apes as well. This new species could also bring an event to where the apes will overthrow the Humans and take control of the station, and pronounce Ape Station 13.
And since there is a lot of talk about bringing more RP to Sybil, maybe this could help.
Tl;dr Rise of the Planet of the Apes on SS13.
(Apologies if this has already been brought up before.)

It... it is time.

Please no more special races.

We have enough shit going on with Lizards as is. We have our human and we have our exotic space alien race. Different flavors of exotic space alien doesn't encourage anything new.

the only way this would work if they had some different kind of social standing than lizards, like maybe Nanotrasen has a high profile ape-man CEO and are trying to get these two groups who hate each other to play nice
but nobody wants canon backstory so that's not going to happen, they'd just be a second group of second class citizens

More opportunities to force someone else's idea of a canon backstory onto people is bad.
We'll drift closer to bay's goofy alien menagerie furry paradise bullshit if we do that.

UGH YOU'RE NOT PLAYING UP THE APE MAN LIZARD MAN RIVALRY ENOUGH CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BAN HIM FROM APE MAN PLEASE?

Emmag genetics consoles to get a new chromosome. Toggle the chromosome on a monkey to make it a money man. Monkeymen have the unique property of removing the effects of the genetic lobodomy that nanotrasen monkeys and monkeyhumans have. Thus the monkeyman will have a random ghost put inside them, and all monkeymen have the antag objective of turning all humans into monkeymen. Monkeymen blood is a unique regeant that has no effect on monkeymen, but turns humans into monkeymen. Therefore if a monkeyman gets their hands on a syringe gun they can become as round ending as singulo or xeno.

NO APEX NO.
NO.

"banned from ape-man"

shit

deathhoof wrote:Emmag genetics consoles to get a new chromosome. Toggle the chromosome on a monkey to make it a money man.

deathhoof wrote:money man

deathhoof wrote:money

Iceb3rg wrote:

deathhoof wrote:Emmag genetics consoles to get a new chromosome. Toggle the chromosome on a monkey to make it a money man.

deathhoof wrote:money man

deathhoof wrote:money

10/10 fund it. Money man when?

OY VEY WHO IS THIS WONDAFUL NEW SPECIES

Nienhaus wrote:

New Roundtype: Space Jews
The Jews attempt to capture all of the money men and put them into a giant piggy bank. The goyim...errr gentiles attempt to stop the hook-nosed menace before all of the money people are captured. The jews are capable of using their noses as a pinpointer to locate the money.

paprika wrote:OY VEY WHO IS THIS WONDAFUL NEW SPECIES

Pap force it onto the sever, now.
>Not using this for Monkey mode as an evolution type where you can use every but no wear shoes.

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mikecari wrote:

Nienhaus wrote:

New Roundtype: Space Jews
The Jews attempt to capture all of the money men and put them into a giant piggy bank. The goyim...errr gentiles attempt to stop the hook-nosed menace before all of the money people are captured. The jews are capable of using their noses as a pinpointer to locate the money.

Pic very much related:

0/10 not khajiit enough.

DemonFiren wrote:0/10 not khajiit enough.

If only tarajan roleplayers didn't act like mental kitten fuckers we could probably to space khajiits but the ss13 community is far too retarded

Nienhaus wrote:

SHUT IT DOWN

Nienhaus wrote:

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA HUMAN WOMEN AT?

paprika wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:0/10 not khajiit enough.

If only tarajan roleplayers didn't act like mental kitten fuckers we could probably to space khajiits but the ss13 community is far too retarded

What if Ape kills Ape?

paprika wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:0/10 not khajiit enough.

If only tarajan roleplayers didn't act like mental kitten fuckers we could probably to space khajiits but the ss13 community is far too retarded

Well, that's Bay. Bayzard players are also completely from /tg/zard players, so there's a hypothetical...

...someone hand me a shovel?

Nienhaus wrote:

OY VILL SAHMBADDY CATCH THIS MONEY MAN AND BRING TO HIM TO MY OFFICE? I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIM.

*handwringing lawyer.jpeg*

An0n3 confirmed for Anti-Sematic
Fathers Day Hater.

Screemonster wrote:

paprika wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:0/10 not khajiit enough.

If only tarajan roleplayers didn't act like mental kitten fuckers we could probably to space khajiits but the ss13 community is far too retarded

KHAJIIT STOLE NOTHING. KHAJIIT IS INNOCENT OF THIS CRIME.

I WISH TO BE DON KONNIT RATHENS.

You know... as a thought. If we DID have a Tarajan thing here...


How long until one named Maiq is permabrigged every round?

ThanatosRa wrote:You know... as a thought. If we DID have a Tarajan thing here...


How long until one named Maiq is permabrigged every round?

3.5 nanoseconds.