Help me brainstorm engraving flavor text

[Armhulen]

I'm making dwarf fortress-like engravings you can engrave into walls. Wanna help me write some text for it? Go right on ahead here:

https://hackmd.io/@bazelart/rJ2H_1M0d/edit

and thanks in advance boys

[Farquaar]

^Neutral*
%SOMETHING, etched so crudely you'd think a three-year-old did it.
%PERFORMER, admiring a %SOMETHING.
%PERFORMER, cringing at the sight of %SOMETHING.
%PERFORMER, cringing at the sight of %TARGET.

*Crime*
%PERFORMER, flipping the bird at %TARGET.
%PERFORMER, stealing a %SOMETHING from %TARGET.
%PERFORMER, savagely beating %TARGET with a %SOMETHING.

*Weird*
A group of %PERFORMER, bowing down in reverence before %SOMETHING.
%PERFORMER and %TARGET. The %TARGET is on fire. The %TARGET is screaming. The %PERFORMER is laughing.
%PERFORMER, assuming a funky pose underneath a disco ball.

*Medbay*
%PERFORMER performing surgery on %TARGET.
%PERFORMER botching a surgery on %TARGET.
%PERFORMER dragging %TARGET into medbay.
%PERFORMER injecting %TARGET with %SOMETHING serum.

*Kitchen*
%PERFORMER pulling a pizza topped with %SOMETHING out of a microwave.
%PERFORMER refusing to eat a soup containing extra %SOMETHING.
%PERFORMER greedily chowing down on some %SOMETHING à la mode.
%PERFORMER grinding %TARGET into meatballs. Ew!

If you like these I can make more when the mood strikes me.