New Job:Elvis Impersonator

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Helios
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New Job:Elvis Impersonator

Post by Helios » #618746

As far as I'm concerned, the Theater needs another regular patron, that's not just a Mime and Clown.
Elvis impersonators could do weddings too, if the Chaplain is out of town.
Obviously he would have a leather jacket, and switchblade comb, and his iconic shades.
If there is HoP shenanigans where they open a bunch of Elvis impersonators, you could have a full on Tunnel Snakes/The Kings situation.
It works on an individual level, scales in a funny way, and I'm sure there is some entertaining speech filters that could add Elvis lines to regular dialog and make people laugh baby.
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Re: New Job:Elvis Impersonator

Post by cacogen » #618769

but will it scale
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Re: New Job:Elvis Impersonator

Post by datorangebottle » #618789

Helios wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:56 am As far as I'm concerned, the Theater needs another regular patron, that's not just a Mime and Clown.
Elvis impersonators could do weddings too, if the Chaplain is out of town.
Obviously he would have a leather jacket, and switchblade comb, and his iconic shades.
If there is HoP shenanigans where they open a bunch of Elvis impersonators, you could have a full on Tunnel Snakes/The Kings situation.
It works on an individual level, scales in a funny way, and I'm sure there is some entertaining speech filters that could add Elvis lines to regular dialog and make people laugh baby.
this is within the scope of the clown, mime, and assistant already.
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Re: New Job:Elvis Impersonator

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #618799

datorangebottle wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:57 pm
this is within the scope of the clown, mime, and assistant already.
Mime is in the scope of clown and assistant already.
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Re: New Job:Elvis Impersonator

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #618805

make it so when he sings it has a magical effect.
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Re: New Job:Elvis Impersonator

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #618807

All now i can imagine, after a successful venue, the Elvis impersonator swaddles away to his private quarters, door locked shut.

The sound of scissors, a curse and yelp of pain as the sound of flesh flops into petri-dish, taking off his face and stores it in a little box ready for a new gig with the other allowed impersonations within his repitoire.

He is... the NFT-faced man. Legally licensed by Centcomm entertainment union to wear the faces of other unique certified figures.


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