As far as I'm concerned, the Theater needs another regular patron, that's not just a Mime and Clown.
Elvis impersonators could do weddings too, if the Chaplain is out of town.
Obviously he would have a leather jacket, and switchblade comb, and his iconic shades.
If there is HoP shenanigans where they open a bunch of Elvis impersonators, you could have a full on Tunnel Snakes/The Kings situation.
It works on an individual level, scales in a funny way, and I'm sure there is some entertaining speech filters that could add Elvis lines to regular dialog and make people laugh baby.
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but will it scale
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this is within the scope of the clown, mime, and assistant already.Helios wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:56 am As far as I'm concerned, the Theater needs another regular patron, that's not just a Mime and Clown.
Elvis impersonators could do weddings too, if the Chaplain is out of town.
Obviously he would have a leather jacket, and switchblade comb, and his iconic shades.
If there is HoP shenanigans where they open a bunch of Elvis impersonators, you could have a full on Tunnel Snakes/The Kings situation.
It works on an individual level, scales in a funny way, and I'm sure there is some entertaining speech filters that could add Elvis lines to regular dialog and make people laugh baby.
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Mime is in the scope of clown and assistant already.datorangebottle wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:57 pm
this is within the scope of the clown, mime, and assistant already.
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Re: New Job:Elvis Impersonator
make it so when he sings it has a magical effect.
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All now i can imagine, after a successful venue, the Elvis impersonator swaddles away to his private quarters, door locked shut.
The sound of scissors, a curse and yelp of pain as the sound of flesh flops into petri-dish, taking off his face and stores it in a little box ready for a new gig with the other allowed impersonations within his repitoire.
He is... the NFT-faced man. Legally licensed by Centcomm entertainment union to wear the faces of other unique certified figures.
The sound of scissors, a curse and yelp of pain as the sound of flesh flops into petri-dish, taking off his face and stores it in a little box ready for a new gig with the other allowed impersonations within his repitoire.
He is... the NFT-faced man. Legally licensed by Centcomm entertainment union to wear the faces of other unique certified figures.
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