Reverse Jaunt
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 6:33 am
Jaunts are one of the coolest features in the game. It's why we have like 10 of them.
But you know what would be really cool? A jaunt so useless, the only way to get any enjoyment out of it is to kill yourself in such a way, even the AI will have trouble saving you.
Introducing: Unstable Phasewalk.
Bluespace Technology, Money, and rare clown currency has granted science a new step backwards. The Unstable Phasewalk will allow you to shift forward without moving at all!
You can now tresspass in the armory, and feel the effects of the wardens shotgun as if you were actually there!
You can now walk into space, and take pressure damage as if you were actually in space!
Oh no no, your body will be in harms way exactly where you left it. An Enemy of Command attacking you? Sorry, but it's gonna take a few minutes to sync back up with reality!
Ah yes. The Unstable PhaseWalk, very dangerous, very useless.
But you know what would be really cool? A jaunt so useless, the only way to get any enjoyment out of it is to kill yourself in such a way, even the AI will have trouble saving you.
Introducing: Unstable Phasewalk.
Bluespace Technology, Money, and rare clown currency has granted science a new step backwards. The Unstable Phasewalk will allow you to shift forward without moving at all!
You can now tresspass in the armory, and feel the effects of the wardens shotgun as if you were actually there!
You can now walk into space, and take pressure damage as if you were actually in space!
Oh no no, your body will be in harms way exactly where you left it. An Enemy of Command attacking you? Sorry, but it's gonna take a few minutes to sync back up with reality!
Ah yes. The Unstable PhaseWalk, very dangerous, very useless.