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Post by Skorvold » #209

Honk.
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Post by Jeb » #214

Captain's Choice Condoms.

Enough said.
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Post by bandit » #234

rebranding
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Post by TheTerbs » #235

frozen poop knives
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Post by LunchboxKilla » #261

TheTerbs wrote:frozen poop knives
10/10
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Post by Hibbles » #268

Make the AI turrets fire rockets rather than lasers when set on 'kill'.
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Post by Skorvold » #280

Hibbles wrote:Make the AI turrets fire rockets rather than lasers when set on 'kill'.
That would be hilarious.
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Post by Jeb » #341

Hibbles wrote:Make the AI turrets fire rockets rather than lasers when set on 'kill'.
emag the turret to make it attack the ai with rockets
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Post by WeeYakk » #366

Add fun.
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Post by LunchboxKilla » #504

Can't add fun it gets nerfed 3 days after they add it.
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Post by TheTerbs » #510

the CHOCOFIST

its a giant oversized chocolate fist, created by choc fisto, billionaire WWE wrestling champion


"can you fit your fist in your mouth? what if it was made of chocolate? CHOCOFIST"

eating it imbues you with the combined power of every legend with a chocolate fist, for about 35 seconds
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #511

Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.
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Post by TheTerbs » #530

Dunkabunch bars

The second candy to contain actual fibers of Charles Barkleys jersey in every bite. WARNING: upon consuming avoid any and throwing for up to four (4) hours to avoid accidental chaos dunks.

When you finish a dunkabunch bar you anything you throw will land in the nearest trash bin or bball hoop, small chance to spawn the Hell B-Ball, dunking the hell b-ball nukes the station, may spawn shadow Barkleys
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Post by Munchlax » #600

You should be able to sneakily tie someones shoes togheter so they trip when they try to make a step.
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Post by TheTerbs » #710

remove combat entirely, when you try to fight someone, it opens up a private toribash game

loser takes 40 brute, winner is healed completely

then it will be truly about gitting gud
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #733

Make "gud" an item, and the more gud you have in your inventory the less stun time you take and the faster you move.

gud can be extracted from assistants in the gibber - they produce 1 gud for each nonsuicided assistant gibbed.
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Post by TheTerbs » #747

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Make "gud" an item, and the more gud you have in your inventory the less stun time you take and the faster you move.

gud can be extracted from assistants in the gibber - they produce 1 gud for each nonsuicided assistant gibbed.
if you harm intent click a dead body you take a bite out of them

eating people gives you 1 gud
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Post by Kangaraptor » #757

Clowncubes.

Like monkeycubes, but for clowns.
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Post by TheTerbs » #758

Kangaraptor wrote:Clowncubes.

Like monkeycubes, but for clowns.
clownholes

like donut holes

you eat them and become a clown
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Post by bandit » #876

Rainbow slime extracts. Inject plasma and it has the effect of a clown bomb. Inject blood and it spawns several hostile clown mobs.
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Post by looping » #881

bandit wrote:there are other uses for collars besides bestiality
Bomb Collars as a Gulag/Traitor item.
appeal me now ok think about it admin u could have a friend a friend who comes down to ur house and listens to ur words but doesnt respond to them because he knows that words are for the weak and physical violence is the superior form of communication but u wont accept this ur scared ur stuck in the prefix of pretification yea thats right ur sitting there stuck to the floor from ur goopy liquid glue sweat unable tro answer the door guess whos there its my friend spooner who is requesting appeal me
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Post by Stephie » #1276

Ikarrus wrote:Reduce the number of telecrystals double agents get to 5.

Have them actually be creative instead of spawning shitloads of bombs and weapons.
Agents should have 5TC at round start, receive 5 more for getting their target and 5 more for getting their assassin.
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Post by Drynwyn » #1326

Stephie wrote:
Ikarrus wrote:Reduce the number of telecrystals double agents get to 5.

Have them actually be creative instead of spawning shitloads of bombs and weapons.
Agents should have 5TC at round start, receive 5 more for getting their target and 5 more for getting their assassin.
That actually sounds sweet.
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Post by Psyentific » #1350

E: This isn't a shitty idea!
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Post by AseaHeru » #1600

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.
They allready have grenade launchers, but not improvised ones yet...

Someone might view this as a good idea, or atleast better than the clown things.
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Post by tunderchief » #1630

Xenobiology needs to be beefed up and tweaked, it's the new mining. Far too many useless slime colors. Also, a late-stage slime that's extract creates immature xeno eggs upon being injected with plasma would be nice, so those of us in Xeno don't always have to pray to fickle or often absentee gods for a new project once slimes have been fully bred.
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Post by Kelenius » #1740

tunderchief wrote:Xenobiology needs to be beefed up and tweaked, it's the new mining. Far too many useless slime colors. Also, a late-stage slime that's extract creates immature xeno eggs upon being injected with plasma would be nice, so those of us in Xeno don't always have to pray to fickle or often absentee gods for a new project once slimes have been fully bred.
WRONG THREAD.
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Post by tunderchief » #1802

Kelenius wrote:
tunderchief wrote:Xenobiology needs to be beefed up and tweaked, it's the new mining. Far too many useless slime colors. Also, a late-stage slime that's extract creates immature xeno eggs upon being injected with plasma would be nice, so those of us in Xeno don't always have to pray to fickle or often absentee gods for a new project once slimes have been fully bred.
WRONG THREAD.
not at all, I believe it falls well into the category of 'poor ideas'.
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Post by Psyentific » #1826

So, Xenos in Xenobiology, every round?
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Post by tunderchief » #1849

Psyentific wrote:So, Xenos in Xenobiology, every round?
fund he
Only if Xenobiology does it's job. I'm thinking a xeno slime would be on the same evolutionary level as adamantine/black, or one step further.
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Post by Psyentific » #1851

tunderchief wrote:
Psyentific wrote:So, Xenos in Xenobiology, every round?
fund he
Only if Xenobiology does it's job. I'm thinking a xeno slime would be on the same evolutionary level as adamantine/black, or one step further.
I'd actually be up for that, if it meant more !!FUN!! and more Xenos.
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Post by Kelenius » #1856

How about

Final tier slimes have a tiny chance to mutate into a rainbow slime

And his extract, when injected with plasma, makes an alium egg.
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Post by tunderchief » #1872

Kelenius wrote:How about

Final tier slimes have a tiny chance to mutate into a rainbow slime

And his extract, when injected with plasma, makes an alium egg.
Yeah, that sounds good. Can't be a ridiculously small chance, though. 10-15% sounds fair, considering how much effort it takes to get that far.
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Post by ExplosiveCrate » #3252

i dont even know what the context for my signature was
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Post by AseaHeru » #3299

Can already be done.
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Post by Psyentific » #3330

Fill your pepperspray with lube or water, take your pick.

Alternately, fill it with Chloral or similar.
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Post by Miauw » #4088

Kangaraptor wrote:Clowncubes.

Like monkeycubes, but for clowns.
wrong thread
this would be a great joke item
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Post by Drynwyn » #4090

Brb, coding clowncubes.
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Post by bandit » #10569

Mime slimes. Extract acts as mute sting.
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Post by AlexAB » #10923

Quack boards. They look like normal boards, like the ones used to make machines and computers. If you use them on your hand, however, you can change their name to anything you like, once. If the board is inserted in a machine or computer frame, it will be accepted, as normal. However, once the device is finished, instead of whatever the builder thought was being built, only a rubber duck is left where the frame was standing.
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Post by AseaHeru » #10979

That sounds amusing...
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Post by kosmos » #11226

AlexAB wrote:Quack boards.
Fund he.

Oh and clown should be able to combine two bikehorns (or maybe a bikehorn and a rubberduck) to make a dual-bikehorn, enabling two honks before the click-cooldown! Two dual-bikehorns in both hands would enable exotic quad-honking!
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Post by TheTerbs » #11430

kosmos wrote:
AlexAB wrote:Quack boards.
Fund he.

Oh and clown should be able to combine two bikehorns (or maybe a bikehorn and a rubberduck) to make a dual-bikehorn, enabling two honks before the click-cooldown! Two dual-bikehorns in both hands would enable exotic quad-honking!
you can trihonk with your pda, ducky, and horn if you get in a good rhythm
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Post by JStheguy » #11437

Leaving eggs on the solars should turn them into fried eggs after a bit.
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Post by bandit » #13974

Radiation storms should count as radiation for the singlo generator. "QUICK DRAG IT INTO MAINT"
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Post by Cipher3 » #14135

The captain's spare ID card should start in primary tool storage so assistants don't break into the captains' quarters and greytide. Instant roundstart captain's quarters greytide solution.
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Post by bandit » #14137

If 9 assistants stand in a circle, it spawns a giant gray cap Commander Keen-style and whisks them to the armory

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Post by Gamarr » #15381

Wire in your hand should make you strangle people that much easier.
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Post by Superneji » #15692

A new game mode:
Battletech
Two teams of nuke ops arrive at the station, each with huge pools of telecrystals and an autocloner on their shuttles
Mech purchases are mandatory
To win, a team has to have less total deaths than the other team by the time the round ends (when the station crew call the shuttle due to 3/4 of the station being razed by stray shots)
Shuttle camping could be discouraged by banning everyone after each round of this
Set this to 1 and all other gamemodes to -1
Y/y?
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Post by JStheguy » #15715

Replace the prototype SMG with a M16
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