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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:31 am #139813

What if we added clown borgs that couldn't be synced to AI laws, their only objectives being to Honk the crew

They would have infinite, 5 minute cooldown banana dispenser
Look like a clown
Have a water sprayer
Airhorn cannon that makes people deaf and stuns them
blow-up cuffs that can be broken out of in 5 seconds
Made by putting 10 bananium in a cyborg exoskeleton then tossing in a brain

Is this the worst idea ever?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Deitus » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:52 am #139814

Zilenan91 wrote:What if we added clown borgs that couldn't be synced to AI laws, their only objectives being to Honk the crew

They would have infinite, 5 minute cooldown banana dispenser
Look like a clown
Have a water sprayer
Airhorn cannon that makes people deaf and stuns them
blow-up cuffs that can be broken out of in 5 seconds
Made by putting 10 bananium in a cyborg exoskeleton then tossing in a brain

Is this the worst idea ever?


i actually wholly support this, though i know it will never happen =/
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:58 am #139816

They should only be slaved to an AI if it has been carded into a HONK.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:57 am #139821

Make the Hand of God gods the deities from a certain popular color-coded space pantheon.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:02 am #139823

that's godus you're talking about right?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:06 am #139826

Zilenan91 wrote:that's godus you're talking about right?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Saegrimr » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:44 am #139947

More severe Ion Storm variant that just takes the current law list and shuffles them around.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:08 am #139967

Ionic laws sets inspired by
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:05 am #139988

on the topic of AI laws and shitty ideas:
ASCII-mov, which forces the AI to speak in images and only obey orders from people who communicate with symbols.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby bandit » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:33 pm #140057

Hacking the mining equipment vendor gives miners the ability to purchase a swarmer shell to use on the asteroid.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Cheimon » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:14 pm #140093

PKPenguin321 wrote:on the topic of AI laws and shitty ideas:
ASCII-mov, which forces the AI to speak in images and only obey orders from people who communicate with symbols.


Related: Tamarimov, where you can only speak in allegory. "Shaka, when the walls fell." "Temba, his arms wide."

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zilenan91 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:38 pm #140109

bandit wrote:Hacking the mining equipment vendor gives miners the ability to purchase a swarmer shell to use on the asteroid.



There's like 4 or 5 mining vendors on Box alone
If we don't want every round to turn into swarmers, we could always make it so that if you emag an alien toy it can dispense an alien embryo into people. Aliens are way way easier to deal with than swarmers.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zellion » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:56 pm #140127

mining vendor should give you an mp3 player that can be equipped on your ear and plays a loop of dwarf fortress music

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:57 pm #140203

Zellion wrote:mining vendor should give you an mp3 player that can be equipped on your ear and plays a loop of dwarf fortress music

This is the poor idea thread, not the good idea thread.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby BeardtongueV1 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:44 am #140207

Is there even a word for posting good things ironically?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby ChangelingRain » Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:51 am #140245

Saegrimr wrote:More severe Ion Storm variant that just takes the current law list and shuffles them around.

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This isn't a bad idea though? This is an excellent idea.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Takeguru » Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:25 pm #140979

PKPenguin321 wrote:on the topic of AI laws and shitty ideas:
ASCII-mov, which forces the AI to speak in images and only obey orders from people who communicate with symbols.


Only if admins still ban humans and lizards that try to communicate back in symbols, unless they type the full name out for each one.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby newfren » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:53 am #141013

Takeguru wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:on the topic of AI laws and shitty ideas:
ASCII-mov, which forces the AI to speak in images and only obey orders from people who communicate with symbols.


Only if admins still ban humans and lizards that try to communicate back in symbols, unless they type the full name out for each one.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:55 am #141047

I'd say Lesser Than Open Square Bracket Pipe Close Square Bracket Greater Than.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:54 am #141054

You're all a bunch of fuckign nerds lmao

Suggestion: Magic Operatives - Four trained, competent and studious cheap apprentices have volunteered "chosen" to go on a dangerous mission to blow up the infamous Space Station 13, because it's blocking the Archmage's view of Venus. Apprentices get 10 magic points between the and can't choose Lich, Jaunt, Teleport, Mind Swap or anything absoloutely meme-y along with a wand of their choice.

And

Add the Mime's mech as a legitimately buildable exosuit.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:56 pm #141066

Make the Reticence buildable, yes, but PLOT TWIST: Mimes are the only ones who can see the silentanium deposits necessary to build it.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:45 pm #141141

A Skul-gun implant for operatives.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby TheWulfe » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:36 am #141263

bandit wrote:Hacking the mining equipment vendor gives miners the ability to purchase a swarmer shell to use on the asteroid.


I dunno, maybe just buying a normal drone that's sort of like a dedicated Mining Drone bored ghost players can enter might not be too shit of an idea.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Cik » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:47 am #141276

1g88a wrote:Ionic laws sets inspired by


mediborg_programming.mkv

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Takeguru » Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:03 pm #141588

Table Crafting.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:22 pm #141592

Takeguru wrote:Table Crafting.

ebin ;DDD
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Dec 21, 2015 6:17 am #141761

Takeguru wrote:Table Crafting.

honestly if we could just take the "table" out of "table crafting" i would have no problem with the system
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Wed Dec 23, 2015 7:41 pm #142410

Make the Gateway have to be dialled in and out for each use and have it announce someone's arrival with a warning, a la:-

ATTENTION:INCOMING TRAVELLER

Plus a closable iris to prevent people from coming back.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:15 am #142453

Anonmare wrote:Make the Gateway have to be dialled in and out for each use and have it announce someone's arrival with a warning, a la:-

ATTENTION:INCOMING TRAVELLER

Plus a closable iris to prevent people from coming back.

Don't we already have exile implants to throw people out with.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:19 am #142454

1g88a wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Make the Gateway have to be dialled in and out for each use and have it announce someone's arrival with a warning, a la:-

ATTENTION:INCOMING TRAVELLER

Plus a closable iris to prevent people from coming back.

Don't we already have exile implants to throw people out with.

Yeah but what about people who haven't arrived yet you want to show the door to?

Also we need an Away mission with NPCs armed with staff rifles and chain mail armour
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:06 pm #143136

I've got more shit for the shit pile.

The Professional Bundle!:-
    A new bundle from the Syndicate(TM) that comes with the following items!
  • Syndicate Sniper - Pre-loaded with penetrator rounds (one clip only)
  • Chameleon Thermals
  • Agent ID
  • Voice Changer
  • Chameleon Jumpsuit
All this can be yours for the low, low price of 20TCs.

Warning: Due to security reasons your sniper will sport a regular firing pin and you will be unable to acquire more ammo beyond what you are given. Please assassinate responsibly.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:41 am #143212

Anonmare wrote:I've got more shit for the shit pile.

The Professional Bundle!:-
    A new bundle from the Syndicate(TM) that comes with the following items!
  • Syndicate Sniper - Pre-loaded with penetrator rounds (one clip only)
  • Chameleon Thermals
  • Agent ID
  • Voice Changer
  • Chameleon Jumpsuit
All this can be yours for the low, low price of 20TCs.

Warning: Due to security reasons your sniper will sport a regular firing pin and you will be unable to acquire more ammo beyond what you are given. Please assassinate responsibly.

A bundle that includes the sniper would be cool.

I still suggest a bundle that's just a chemsprayer full of incendiary chems and a (cool, syndicate) firesuit.
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Postby EndgamerAzari » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:10 pm #143317

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Gun Hog » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:30 am #143354

You can no longer use a headset while stunned or lying down.

DUN DUN DUN

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:48 am #143385

Gun Hog wrote:You can no longer use a headset while stunned or lying down.

DUN DUN DUN

It’s as if millions of voices suddenly cried "HELP TRAITOR KILLING ME" in terror and were suddenly silenced…
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Gun Hog » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:21 am #143781

Buff the Pierrot's Throat virus to force characters to actually :honk:! Not just say "HONK", but to make the actual honk sound!

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Shadowlight213 » Sun Jan 03, 2016 9:12 am #144490

Gun Hog wrote:Buff the Pierrot's Throat virus to force characters to actually :honk:! Not just say "HONK", but to make the actual honk sound!

Wrong thread

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Gun Hog » Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:50 am #145020

Allow the clowns summoned by the clown bomb to accept ghosts as their players! Notify the ghosts of the bomb upon detonation!

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Helios » Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:02 pm #146108

We have a problem of certain jobs not being filled, and others being impossible to get even if you have them set to high, so what I propose is a currency system for round joins.
If you set a preference to high of a job that isn't that popular, like Head of Security, you get 100 or 200 neoshekels.
If you set a preference to high of a job that is super popular, like Roboticist, you have to pay 100 or 200 neoshekels.
With this, we can dissuade people from playing specific jobs we don't want people playing, like assistants, in exchange for jobs we do want them playing, like officers.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:09 am #146235

Helios wrote:We have a problem of certain jobs not being filled, and others being impossible to get even if you have them set to high, so what I propose is a currency system for round joins.
If you set a preference to high of a job that isn't that popular, like Head of Security, you get 100 or 200 neoshekels.
If you set a preference to high of a job that is super popular, like Roboticist, you have to pay 100 or 200 neoshekels.
With this, we can dissuade people from playing specific jobs we don't want people playing, like assistants, in exchange for jobs we do want them playing, like officers.

if you dip into negatives, the space jews federation swoops you up and you're never heard from again
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Helios » Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:14 am #146239

No, you personally have to pay the admins money in order to play specific jobs.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Gun Hog » Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:24 am #146286

The Spear of Justice! Defensive weapon which blocks all projectiles and attacks originating from the holder's faced direction. Makes a nice chime noise when blocking. Two handed, cyan in color, made of light, similar to an energy sword.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:22 am #146319

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Helios wrote:We have a problem of certain jobs not being filled, and others being impossible to get even if you have them set to high, so what I propose is a currency system for round joins.
If you set a preference to high of a job that isn't that popular, like Head of Security, you get 100 or 200 neoshekels.
If you set a preference to high of a job that is super popular, like Roboticist, you have to pay 100 or 200 neoshekels.
With this, we can dissuade people from playing specific jobs we don't want people playing, like assistants, in exchange for jobs we do want them playing, like officers.

if you dip into negatives, the space jews federation swoops you up and you're never heard from again

Or this thing from sealab shows up.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:49 am #146339

I need to watch Sealab.

Tell me it can be torrented somewhere.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zellion » Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:51 pm #147180

If you're an implanted sec officer, when you activate your baton in sight of a rev you should shout "TRAITOR!"

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Shadowlight213 » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:47 am #147404

Add mumble integration or voip to spessmen with positional audio and hot keys for radios. Now you can actually yell "Help traitor!" yourself, fir maximum immersions!

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:13 am #147405

But then no one would play as qt grill anymore.

And I'd have to get a lizard filter.
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Postby ShadowDimentio » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:01 pm #147485

>Lizard
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Pick one
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"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
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"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:06 pm #147487

ShadowDimentio wrote:>Lizard
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Pick one

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:10 pm #147494

Gun Hog wrote:The Spear of Justice! Defensive weapon which blocks all projectiles and attacks originating from the holder's faced direction. Makes a nice chime noise when blocking. Two handed, cyan in color, made of light, similar to an energy sword.

Actually, you know, that's a great idea.

If, and only if, it auto-equips maximum-resistance armour on you if a traitor attacks you and a large percentage of the station's populace is dead.
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