Make robotics one of the science jobs everyone claims at the start of a shift and get defensive if someone comes in to their alien play pen / gun factory / experimentor new telescience room.
That way an entire department has access to surgery tools AND easily emagged robots
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Give botanists one ambrosia gaia branch in their backpacks at round start
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Make a voodoo doll ruin!
10tc item when purchased, a large black box appears in users hand. Similar in size and shape to interals box. A SMASH unit is activated by using it in your hands, starting a 15 second timer where the box starts shaking, screaming monkeys can be heard and a siren.
After 15 seconds the box explodes in a cloud of smoke and water mist, spawning 6-12 modified monkeys. Each monkey has night vision, grafted armor similar to HoS coat and blades on their arms that do 20 brute damage and cause bleeding. Each SMASH monkey is also implanted with a micro bomb like nuke ops that detonates upon death.
SMASH monkies are hostile to all crew, including the tator that created them, going on a rampage to kill all non monkies in sight and wandering the station looking for more kills till they die. After 30 minutes any remaining SMASH monkies detonate.
Davidchan wrote:Syndicate Monkey Assault Sealed Hibernation unit.
10tc item when purchased, a large black box appears in users hand. Similar in size and shape to interals box. A SMASH unit is activated by using it in your hands, starting a 15 second timer where the box starts shaking, screaming monkeys can be heard and a siren.
After 15 seconds the box explodes in a cloud of smoke and water mist, spawning 6-12 modified monkeys. Each monkey has night vision, grafted armor similar to HoS coat and blades on their arms that do 20 brute damage and cause bleeding. Each SMASH monkey is also implanted with a micro bomb like nuke ops that detonates upon death.
SMASH monkies are hostile to all crew, including the tator that created them, going on a rampage to kill all non monkies in sight and wandering the station looking for more kills till they die. After 30 minutes any remaining SMASH monkies detonate.
Add pooping. Toilets and bathrooms would be more commonly used. Pooping your pants would make people gag or vomit and increase the likely hood of diseases. Botany could use poop as a fertilizer. Turds could be thrown like fruit. A foul smelling potato plant mutation that makes turds too.
Davidchan wrote:Add pooping. Toilets and bathrooms would be more commonly used. Pooping your pants would make people gag or vomit and increase the likely hood of diseases. Botany could use poop as a fertilizer. Turds could be thrown like fruit. A foul smelling potato plant mutation that makes turds too.
Goon get out.
/TG/ First and Only Sound guy
The only Dev unanimously loved least hated.
One head (that is not the captain) will be assigned as Space Judas.
There goal is to overthrow the captain while maintaining there own position. NOTE: This dosen't give you a murder boner for free card
They will be given a hand held device controlling certain actions such as sending executive orders on the station that can affect everyone, making the captain look like he is rouge.
SpaceJudas's goal is to have Cent Comm throw the Captain out of office.
Event where entire starting crew is syndicate cyborgs whose law 1 is to never break character (i.e. the character of whomever they'd normally spawn as). HELLO NEW ARRIVAL I AM JIMMY JONES, HUMAN QUARTERMASTER.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SYNDIE ROBOT" ARE YOU FEELING OKAY PAL.
MAYBE THIS AUTHENTIC LIZARDPERSON SECURITY GUARD SHOULD TAKE YOU TO SEE AN AUTHENTIC HUMAN PSYCHIATRIST.
Add a radio to bluespace mining capsule pods that's tuck on the Bandit radio channel
[youtube]eBhh23-paLU[/youtube]
is only way to absorb essence of slav and RUSH B with your CS:GO friends as soon as the blowout is over fellow miner.
Allow people laying on the ground to still use disarm and harm unarmed attacks. Greyfights will become two bald idiots laying next to each other slapping and kicking each other.
Davidchan wrote:Allow people laying on the ground to still use disarm and harm unarmed attacks. Greyfights will become two bald idiots laying next to each other slapping and kicking each other.
Replace the EXPERIMENTOR lab with Psionic research.
Make psionics ruin your physical body at the cost of pseudo-magical ability and make the Wizard feel sorry for you before he polymorphs you into a bar stool.
Make a sub version of Ragin' Mages where the wizards only get zero cooldown magic missile. If you've ever seen one of my meme wizard rounds where i trade all my wizard shit for magic missile, you'll know just how hilariously chaotic this is.
/TG/ First and Only Sound guy
The only Dev unanimously loved least hated.
One head (that is not the captain) will be assigned as Space Judas.
There goal is to overthrow the captain while maintaining there own position. NOTE: This dosen't give you a murder boner for free card
They will be given a hand held device controlling certain actions such as sending executive orders on the station that can affect everyone, making the captain look like he is rouge.
SpaceJudas's goal is to have Cent Comm throw the Captain out of office.
This is inspired by CyberJudas for PC.
I was contemplating something like this, except it was an AI/android hybrid sent by NT to assimilate all head staff, FORCE station 13 to complete station objectives, and then, for instance, use the Bluespace Artillery to stress test the station itself (I'm not familiar with the other station objectives). Influenced by the Sci-Fi concept of a Singleton: an AI that assumes direct control of world governments and so on. The lore behind it, I imagine, would be Nanotrasen finally deciding to discontinue station 13 due to consistently terrible performance and deciding to take full advantage of the opportunity to perform valuable research (station stress-test).
If 5 or more items are bought via uplink on the station z level within a 60 second window, the comm consoles give a message about anamolous bluespace technology and give the room or area of one of the trades to discourage tators buying their shit all at once. Item purchases of more than 15 tc give a similar alet but not the location.
Davidchan wrote:If 5 or more items are bought via uplink on the station z level within a 60 second window, the comm consoles give a message about anamolous bluespace technology and give the room or area of one of the trades to discourage tators buying their shit all at once. Item purchases of more than 15 tc give a similar alet but not the location.
If anyone attempts to assemble a stun prod in the first 20 minutes of a round, have it explode and take off their arm and set them on fire for being a shitty validhunter. Bonus points if spears made in this time frame autoimbed in the persons body as well.
Allow Bananaium sheets to be ground into a liquid that, when combined with the Life reagent and black powder, can be used to make an explosive. Except instead of an explosion, it produces simple mob Clowns in all directions unless there's something blocking it (like a wall).
If you put 2 micro lasers in to the clown mask it can fire lasers out of the eyes. Better the laser, the more damage it does
If you put a manipulator into the clowns horn, when you honk, it does the same as a pk borg harm alarm. The best manipulator can do the same as a H.O.N.K horn
If you put a magazine into the clowns starting banana, it can fire it
If you put a sand stone brick into the clown shoes, it does 15 damage if you hit some one with it and can trample people
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy
do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
You can make a emagged/annoying multitool hacked vape explode by setting it on fire with burn damage to the mouth. It'll spit out all its reagent gas in one big whoosh, explode and set you on fire.
A fitting end to the Vape Nyash menace. Cuban pete would be rolling in his grave at cigars going out of fashion for this hipster shit.
All round-start doctors start out with a disposable hypo-spray with a limited allowed set of reagents (which can be emagged visibly upon inspection) that dispenses 10 max units at a time with the same storage (in shorthand - ultra shitty hypo-spray you have to micromanage with a active beaker to unload more than 10 units it can hold and disperse at once)
> and summarily RND can research replacement 'domestic and disposable' hypo-sprays like the doctors for their own purposes for like tech 3, which is usually easily obtained alongside stuff like early implants and blood content scanners.
Alternatively doctors start out with a 1 - 3 use disposable mini syringe gun with a EMERGENCY 3 use custom pin inside it, which will disable it after three shots to prevent power-creep without obviously stealing a regular electric pin or emagging a test pin (/and or syndicate pin).
Both of these alternatives (mini pinned syringe gun/terribad domestic prototype 10 unit hypo-spray) are meant to be balanced so doctors can defend themselves and ward off shitters and these objects are placed in the bag so that accessibility to regular syringe guns can be more heavily enforced in places like 1 in secure storage, and 1 in each doctor locker so they are accounted for. Sort of similar to the issues surrounding chef whetstones and eventually being moved to be a round-start item without being LITERALLY as strong as a normal syringe gun.
The only way epipens ought to be refillable is with epinephrine only. We really don't need everyone running around with a one use hypospray in their internals box (especially if it could be filled with death chems).
I'd suggest a specialised machine in medical storage or chemistry.
One that cannot be constructed by Science. Maybe it needs Sci and Cargo to work together, maybe it needs med/chem access to use.
DemonFiren wrote:I'd suggest a specialised machine in medical storage or chemistry.
One that cannot be constructed by Science. Maybe it needs Sci and Cargo to work together, maybe it needs med/chem access to use.
A special epi-pen condimaster unit?
Bottles are annoying anyway, even if it was another option beside bottles and patches in the regular chemistry chem master attached it'd be helpful to LOTS of people.
New ability: A cat-person may click a person on help intent to lick them. Doing so reduces or stops bleeding on wounded mobs. Doing so as a lizard will heal one point of brute damage instead. Same delay as self-patching.
Gun Hog wrote:something something, metabuff for scalies and furries licking out each other because Eiii-Arrrpeeee
No thanks. On catpeople it sounds better because they are a permavalid race so might yet need some kind of self medication but yeah i can see this only being misused by highly sexualised lizards already. Keep it in xenobio or adminbus please.
DemonFiren wrote:Add a serious damage bonus to lizard bites, obviously.
Only damaging a lizard in the groin has significantly more damage and weaken chances.
I think mammals have a tougher time taking a kick to the nethers than reptiles, but if you're willing to present findings stating otherwise I'll examine them.
DemonFiren wrote:Add a serious damage bonus to lizard bites, obviously.
Only damaging a lizard in the groin has significantly more damage and weaken chances.
I think mammals have a tougher time taking a kick to the nethers than reptiles, but if you're willing to present findings stating otherwise I'll examine them.
Your space lizard waifu's have 10 inch double dongers is that not proof enough to have officers shoot lizard ERP'ers in the balls?
If you write dumb furry ERP lore expect it to be dealt the highest degree of application justice.
