ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[iksyp]

Made of Twigs trait
You have 1 max hp, and you die when you hit -1.
you get 8 points for taking it though.

[ComradeNecron]

WIzards get a new spell which on use causes them to spout some random bullshit that sounds like an inverted version of a slippery slope rant, ended with "dare you enter my magical realm"?

saying anything that could be interpreted vaguely as "yes" sends anyone who hears to Citadel with some fetish shit in their flavourtext.

[The Clowns Pocket]

You can select "Transgender" as your gender.

That way we can be

TG Station!

[DemonFiren]

dam son, that was good

[Davidchan]

Add mentos to the candy machines, each tube having 4-8 wafers. Mix mentos with space cola, makes fizz and foams out based on how much you add. Full tube of mentos into a bluespace beaker covering the whole screen in space cola fizz. Eat a mentos and drink some cola, vomit up fizz. Eat a whole tube and drink 200u or more of cola, and explode in gibs.

Make wearing a cape and walking across a vent or scrubber tile have chance of the cape getting caught and sucked into the vent, particularly when syphoning. If panic syphon is active, it should suck the whole person in and spit out the body parts after a few seconds.

[DemonFiren]

If panic syphon is active, it should suck the whole person in and spit out the body parts after a few seconds.

It should keep their remains in there until the backpressure surge event trips.
Related, you should be able to fill chemicals into siphons. The more siphons are filled, the higher the odds of a surge occurring.

[somerandomguy]

Gigafoam: formed by heating up 300u of foam, makes 5u. When any amount is mixed with water, it makes foam that tries to spread infinitely
Gigasmoke: same as gigafoam, but with smoke

[Screemonster]

cooking a supermatter sliver and some spaghetti should make nuclear pasta

[DemonFiren]

that's really degenerate, man

[Screemonster]

that's really degenerate, man

that actually took me a second

[DemonFiren]

but you got it, and that's all that matters

[Anonmare]

Add shock gloves as an Engineering traitor item.

They're disguised as yellow insulated gloves and their nature can only be determined by examining them, they provide no shock immunity when worn but have a similar ability to the ninja's gloves in a toggleable special interaction action that lets them drain power from any APC/SMES/Powercell/Weapon/Borg/Circuit/Wire. Draining a device like this builds up a charge in the gloves that decays somewhat quickly over time. The gloves hold roughly the same amount of energy as a High-capacity power cell.

As long as the special interaction is active and you are on harm intent, you can select a turf/object/structure/mob and fire a bolt of electricity at them for a set energy cost - the damage the bolt does decays with distance, 1-2 tile away is full damage, 3-4 tiles away is 3/5 damage, 5-6 tiles is 1/2 damage and 7 tiles away is 1/4 damage. The bolt does not stun and nor does it jump from target to target.

[ComradeNecron]

move every department inside cargo and give the QM all access

[Davidchan]

Let Cargo export dead bodies, organs and even cuffed players for $$$ Rimworld 13

[JStheguy]

Well, you CAN sell human leather if you do some hacking, can't see why you couldn't sell the precursor materials and byproducts of that trade.

[iksyp]

Add the Luty as a makeshift weapon.

[Davidchan]

Luftwaffle - (Chef/Bartender/Botanist?) Tator item; Comes in a fancy box with one waffle shaped drone, on remote control and one naz--- Luftwaffle swag hoodie and armband. Drone can fly around the station and shoot bullets at people to do strafing runs and drop IED bombs. Uses power cell charge to fly and attack. Batteries not included. Or deluxe edition to make the engine sound like screaming hitler.

[ComradeNecron]

Luftwaffle - (Chef/Bartender/Botanist?) Tator item; Comes in a fancy box with one waffle shaped drone, on remote control and one naz--- Luftwaffle swag hoodie and armband. Drone can fly around the station and shoot bullets at people to do strafing runs and drop IED bombs. Uses power cell charge to fly and attack. Batteries not included. Or deluxe edition to make the engine sound like screaming hitler.

If anyone screams the name of any allied fighter during the war in its general vicinity it just gets deleted.

[Screemonster]

Ultimate catcher's mitt, allows you to catch anything and throw it back. Yes, including lasers. Especially lasers.

[PKPenguin321]

Ultimate catcher's mitt, allows you to catch anything and throw it back. Yes, including lasers. Especially lasers.

would go well with the metal baseball bat that's already in the game

[BeeSting12]

alright yall this is gonna sound crazy but listen up

what if we build ss13 within ss13

like you get to do stuff within the round but theres no actual consequences.

[barbedwireqtip]

a bullet that shoots guns

[DemonFiren]

Four new diseases:

HIV as a virologist traitor item. Only shows up in the Pandemic machine, has no obvious symptoms, and significantly increases stage speed and symptom intensity of all other viruses within the patient. However, it is only transmissible through blood and it only affects humans and monkeys.
Feline Immunodeficiency Virus is the same, but only affects catpeople.

Next, feline panleukopenia. Also only affects cats and spreads on touch and through blood. Causes fever, vomiting and blood loss, can be fatal.

Finally and most obviously, toxoplasmosis. Infects humans, monkeys and catpeople, but only causes symptoms in the former two, namely the inability to directly attack catpeople.

[EvilJackCarver]

a bullet that shoots guns

You would be surprised by how simple this would be to make

You'd just need to sprite a gun like a bullet and vice versa, then make a new ammo type that uses the gun sprite

[Doctor Pork]

a bullet that shoots guns

You would be surprised by how simple this would be to make

You'd just need to sprite a gun like a bullet and vice versa, then make a new ammo type that uses the gun sprite

honestly you could do this as an admin

[Doctor Pork]

Build-able ramps that you can jump vehicles off of that make you considered "airborne" for several tiles so you could jump over things like, holes in space, acid, other people, and lava.

Different materials could change your jump distance too:
Wood: One space
Metal: Two space
Glass: You crash through and get embedded by several shards
Plasteel: 3 space
Plasma: 3 space and also your wheels make a sick afterburn trail
Titanium: 4 space
Plastitanium: 4 space and you do a crazy syndiflip
High-Traction: 5 space and you go blurry
Bluespace: You teleport when you jump and appear on the other side of a different bluespace ramp with severe nausea

Suddenly miners are the fucking ill-est job again.

[PKPenguin321]

if you are connected to the servers, the wiki blocks you from viewing it
instead, to access a wiki page, you must order it as a book from the librarian

[DemonFiren]

tor for telecrystals when?

[kevinz000]

Giving golems BoHs.

[Davidchan]

Change Sling ascended form into being an actual shadow that jumps from thrall to thrall, losing their physical form almost entirely. All their powers now revolve around the shadow swallowing up people, lashing out like a holoparasite at short range or other Darkness related shit. If the thrall dies, Sling can hop to another thrall that isn't occupied by a fellow sling. Entire sling mode revolves around buffing thralls till ascension can happen and draw the station into the shadowrealm.

[DemonFiren]

as long as you get a high-level power that lets you just barely survive without a thrall in pitch fucking blackness this actually sounds kinda neat

[Alexch2]

being a lizard should deal brain damage every second up to a maximum of 180 so it doesn't just kill people
does not affect ash walkers or antags

[DemonFiren]

here's your (You)

[Screemonster]

as long as you get a high-level power that lets you just barely survive without a thrall in pitch fucking blackness this actually sounds kinda neat

someone goes into an almost completely dark area, then their PDA light starts flickering. They swear they just felt something brush past them, then suddenly they feel a rough hand grip their ankles and tug, their screams sharply cut off as they simply vanish into their own fucking shadow.

Fund it.

[Doctor Pork]

cursed stomach: lets you use your own stomach as storage equivalent to a dufflebag but you have to click a button for it constantly or you puke and all your stuff goes flying everywhere

[Davidchan]

Variable clown and assistant spawns. Clown gets a 1 in 10 chance to spawn in a brig cell with a timer running, 1 in 100 chance to start in perma, and of the remaining chances he has 50/50 of being a regular clown and the rest divided up being some form of Clown-Departmental job hybrid with appropriate access and comms. One round the clown is auto assigned as surgeon with honk related tools, another round he's a security honkficer with a loyalty implant honking them valids.

Late join assistants just spawn in the perma brig.

[barbedwireqtip]

replace nuke sound with earrape despacito

[iksyp]

virtual reality is actually just the station except everyone has all access and opening doors in VR opens them in the real world

[somerandomguy]

virtual reality is actually just the station except everyone has all access and opening doors in VR opens them in the real world

Virtual reality is actually actually the station and everyone spawns with AA in arrivals

[JStheguy]

Remove cat girls.
Replace with squid girls.

[BeeSting12]

VR porn

[huehuehue]

vr mini station
complete with all the disasters that can happen on the ordinary station

[oranges]

Remove cat girls.
Replace with squid girls.

wrong thread

[somerandomguy]

Solution to all drone policy confusion: make all drones free

[Davidchan]

Replace MMIs and Posibrains with hamster wheels. To make new borgs Robotics must capture a mouse from main, bring it back to their lab and do surgery to install a computer chip or something into their brain to make them sentient. When ever a borg is destroyed the hatch opens up and the player then can run away as the mouse, though unable to use their radio.

[Doctor Pork]

Replace MMIs and Posibrains with hamster wheels. To make new borgs Robotics must capture a mouse from main, bring it back to their lab and do surgery to install a computer chip or something into their brain to make them sentient. When ever a borg is destroyed the hatch opens up and the player then can run away as the mouse, though unable to use their radio.

That sounds hilarious tbh.

[DemonFiren]

that would open up the whole ugly can of worms of mouse configuration, connectivity and sensitivity problems

[RobustAndRun]

Spraying water on anyone with cat ears/a tail makes them flip out and drop anything they're holding

[JStheguy]

If a shuttle has no engines it can't move, so you can sabotage the escape shuttle by blowing off the engines, thus ensuring the round may never end.

[Screemonster]

If a shuttle has no engines it can't move, so you can sabotage the escape shuttle by blowing off the engines, thus ensuring the round may never end.

this but make it specifically escape pods that will spiral off into the fucking void if someone sabotages the engines before they launch