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Post by atomic1fire » #642518

Bottom post of the previous page:

Chain ladder: Attach it to a railing to make an impromptu ladder that falls down to the next floor.

Can be detached and rolled up by someone next to the railing.

You can finally have the combat pit you've always dreamed of.
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Post by Screemonster » #642600

Add a slow cooker to the kitchen.
If you fill it with ingredients and turn it on, and it survives to the end of the shift, then next shift it will have cooked food in it.
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Post by Rohen_Tahir » #644144

Lathe tax but for disposals bins
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Post by Screemonster » #645956

add a Gender Reveal Cake to the upload next to the pizza bomb
functionally similar to a syndiebomb, only instead of a timer it goes off when any mob with a gender moves adjacent to it, meaning that only a non-gendered entity such as a borg can safely approach and disarm it
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Post by cacogen » #645984

Toll maintenance (it’s a station trait)
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Post by BeeSting12 » #646001

cacogen wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:21 pm Toll maintenance (it’s a station trait)
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Post by wesoda25 » #646682

What if blood cult were the good guys?

NarSie is coming and they’re the only ones who believe it. They have to make x amount of sacrifices and apoc runes to appease NarSie and push back the coming doom. If they fail, NarSie kills everyone. 😛
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Post by Screemonster » #653229

If runtime detects someone buckled to a chair she should go and sit on them, preventing them from getting up. Ever.
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Post by Farquaar » #656227

Add a brain trauma that forces you to state every turf, person creature, or object you examine out loud. Preferably over the radio.
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Post by blackdav123 » #656242

Farquaar wrote: Sat Nov 12, 2022 2:30 am Add a brain trauma that forces you to state every turf, person creature, or object you examine out loud. Preferably over the radio.
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Post by TheSmallBlue » #656898

If you emag the BSA you should be able to fire it at other server's stations. It should have a huge cross-server cooldown of like 5 hours, meaning that if Sybil uses it on Manuel, neither Manuel, Sybil or Bagil can use it until the 5 hours are over. It'd be funny i think.
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Post by Screemonster » #658900

add fentanyl
to most crewmembers it's just a potent painkiller but sec officers are killed instantly at the slightest exposure
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Post by Farquaar » #658924

Screemonster wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:56 am add fentanyl
to most crewmembers it's just a potent painkiller but sec officers are killed instantly at the slightest exposure
If it it’s spilled on the floor pets can eat it and croak.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #659606

ragdoll physics on dead bodies
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Post by HeyHey » #659817

Hear me out guys,
add a cannibalism quirk.
You can only gain nutrition from eating players and you gradually accumulate brain damage from it. The upside is when you punch someone you actually take bites out of the targeted limb and can bite organs off if you hit them enough times.
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Post by Rohen_Tahir » #659848

HeyHey wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 4:42 pm Hear me out guys,
add a cannibalism quirk.
You can only gain nutrition from eating players and you gradually accumulate brain damage from it. The upside is when you punch someone you actually take bites out of the targeted limb and can bite organs off if you hit them enough times.
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Post by Capsandi » #670757

rare space ruin consisting of a single tile with a singularity on it
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Post by Fren256 » #675709

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Post by BlueMemesauce » #683184

Revert the bluespace ore silo PR.
You can only retrieve metals from the ORM now.
Cargo techs have to deliver ores to all of the departments. You can use the request console to ask cargo to deliver more ores. Or people can come to the ORM to buy ores if they are desperate.
Nobody can drain the entire ore silo from the service protolathe anymore. You only have access to what cargo gives you or what you can afford.
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Post by c4g » #685351

chemmaster should be able to make gummy vitamin style gummies. like little one bite food items that just have up to 15u of whatever chems and a couple units of nutriment/sugar.

i can't think of any real purpose they'd have that pills dont, so they're totally pointless, but i think itd be fun if chem could make super melatonin gummies.
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Post by atomic1fire » #686452

*spit as both an emote and also a means to spread 1 unit of a reagent someone has consumed.

*spit mixed with anything flammable near a source of fire such as a held lit candle makes 1 tile fire breath but with an increased risk of setting yourself on fire unless you're the clown or mime who are now capable of this performance act without penalty.
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Post by Screemonster » #689371

every death of a nonantag within the brig area or at the hands of a roundstart sec member has a steadily increasing chance of a midround antag spawning in the form of an all-access skeleton in head of security gear who's only spawn text is The crime is life. The sentence is death.
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Post by Bepis » #689570

uh new role, symbiote. played by two people. one person walks/interacts, the other speaks. they cannot communicate with one another. they are not antags.

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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #694557

We should really add asbestos.
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Post by Farquaar » #694600

Itseasytosee2me wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 11:48 pm We should really add asbestos.
It can be added to plating or wall girders during construction. Makes the surface incredibly resistant to temperature changes (hot and cold), but slowly gives everybody in the area respiratory illness.

Also has the chance to appear in some walls/floors roundstart as a station trait or random event, requiring engineers to renovate rooms to remove asbestos, opening up new opportunities for shenanigans.
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Post by Bepis » #697510

I want a surgery where you can remove someone's face and wear it as as mask
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Post by Screemonster » #697691

Wizard station trait that spawns everyone with robes and a random spell regardless of antag status (not exclusive with an actual wizard showing up)
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Post by kayozz » #697786

Toilet station.
A state of the art, cutting edge futuristic space station, but it's just FULL of toilets.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #697794

port peeing from goonstation
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Post by Screemonster » #700326

when rolling a blunt, you should be able to stack it in layers so that when someone smokes it they start off with nice innocent weed and then the flame burns down to the gunpowder layer
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Post by 8bot » #711589

locking station pets in carriers for too long leaves them depressed
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Post by Capsandi » #711693

Modular computer app "Message board" that acts like a fishing spot. You can use bait to catch n00bz
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Post by Bepis » #713434

an item called "schmuck bait" that changes your name to "(x), the schmuck" when picked up/placed in hand
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Post by Bepis » #713786

antag item: The Jumanji-nator 5000/Doctor Doolittle's Surprise. When used on station pets they follow you like rats and can be ordered to attack
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Post by Screemonster » #717050

add mapbans for people who grief because they don't like the map
if that map rolls while they're banned from it they get kicked from the server
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Post by Farquaar » #717055

Screemonster wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:47 pm add mapbans for people who grief because they don't like the map
if that map rolls while they're banned from it they get kicked from the server
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #718055

Add cutting the Achilles tendon, which completely disables the leg. You can stich it up with a suture but if you run for an extended period of time without crutches or a boot braces you tear it again.
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Post by Kitfox » #719057

if a roboticist hears the ectoplasm sniffer go off 10 times without making a posibrain they gib
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Post by Istoprocent1 » #724325

1) Emergency Body Bag - works like a regular body bag, while the user is inside the bag woud protect them from the pressure and temperature of space. Something that would be available from the medical vendor for an affordable price from the get go. It would be like a tier 2 body bag in between tier 1 regular body bag and tier 3 bluespace body bag.

2) Self Surgery - double the time it takes and maybe require painkillers such as morphine.

3) Nicotine and coffee giving a small speed boost to actions for being alert. Say 5% each.

4) More gamer loot in space.
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