/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:21 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

get pap to re add mining pills to the vendor machine so I can buy something useful again, make them like 500-2000 points don't bitch out and add these shitty medipens that blow. I like to be able to run across the asteroid dragging my crate in 2 minutes not half an hour jesus.

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:02 pm**

Wrong thread

Posted: **Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:20 pm**

Saegrimr wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Make it so that if five drones stand in a cross they transform into a modified Marauder named 'Decepticon' that is player-controlled with auto antag status.
Except control is shared between all 5 players, one moves, one in charge of clicking thing, one chooses modules for the clicker to use, one has voice control, and the last one is the only one who can see so he has to direct the others where to go.

VOLTRON
GOOOOOOO!

THat sounds chaotic

Posted: **Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:16 pm**

A cargo mech.

We have a RIPLEY mining/basic mech, but I was thinking we could have an actual Power Loading Unit for Cargo, something to make it easier for short-staffed cargo. My idea was just a mech with a 'crate loader', where it can just carry four or five crates in a backpack like thing.

Posted: **Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:56 pm**

Crate loaders are already a thing, I thought. I'm not sure how many crates a ripley can hold but what else are you gonna do with that hydraulic arm?

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:07 am**

Saegrimr wrote:Crate loaders are already a thing, I thought. I'm not sure how many crates a ripley can hold but what else are you gonna do with that hydraulic arm?

I'm pretty sure it's just one.

But could you imagine how great this would be on metastation where maint is just FULL of crates? Think of the mad points!

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:00 pm**

Rockem Sockem Robots

Its a mech and when there virtual HP (not there real HP)(aka Help Intent with Duel mode on) gets to 0, there head pops off and ejects the loser.

However when set to harm they are quite strong but run out of power quickly

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:41 pm**

Cyborgs can have hats placed on them by humans

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:10 pm**

Miles wrote:Cyborgs can have hats placed on them by humans

Wrong thread.

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:35 pm**

Mining is too easy. Remove kinetic accelerators from the starting voucher options for miners and make them irradiate the user for every shot.

What, can't handle mining without MUH GUNS? You should be glad that accelerators still exist, I can't fucking believe how entitled miners are especially when WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ACCELERATORS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO.

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:44 pm**

ExplosiveCrate wrote:Mining is too easy. Remove kinetic accelerators from the starting voucher options for miners and make them irradiate the user for every shot.

What, can't handle mining without MUH GUNS? You should be glad that accelerators still exist, I can't fucking believe how entitled miners are especially when WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ACCELERATORS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO.

I see what you're doing. And I like it.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:25 pm**

All female characters spawn with pepperspray.

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:26 am**

Haha, I'd love to see that.
(in a theoretical situation where everyone didn't become a woman suddenly)
(Wait that still sounds amusing)

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:45 am**

You should be able to weld pAIs onto simple bots like medibots and floor cleaners. They won't have control, but they'll be able to stick to the bot and shout encouraging/demeaning words at people they pass by.

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:40 pm**

Medbay Segways with flashing ambulance lights for use by aspiring paramedics

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:04 am**

One day every year, there's a special round that runs 24 hours. During this round, no rules are enforced, but if your character dies, then you're permabanned from the server.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:36 am**

FredNodoor wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Make it so that if five drones stand in a cross they transform into a modified Marauder named 'Decepticon' that is player-controlled with auto antag status.
Except control is shared between all 5 players, one moves, one in charge of clicking thing, one chooses modules for the clicker to use, one has voice control, and the last one is the only one who can see so he has to direct the others where to go.

VOLTRON
GOOOOOOO!
THat sounds chaotic

I actually like this idea a lot. And its an excellant downside to having 5 drones repair the station. Those damned rascalls do need a nerf.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:29 am**

Arete wrote:One day every year, there's a special round that runs 24 hours. During this round, no rules are enforced, but if your character dies, then you're permabanned from the server.

>everyone tries to kill people they dont like

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:14 am**

Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:20 pm**

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Wrong thread

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:04 am**

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

This is an honest to God amazing idea.

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:28 am**

Emagging the emergency shuttle then emagging it again before its 10 second count-down is up initiates Ludicrous Speed. When activated, the shuttle arrives at CentCom in 3 seconds, but gibbs everyone on the shuttle that wasn't buckled in.

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:53 am**

Zortn wrote:Emagging the emergency shuttle then emagging it again before its 10 second count-down is up initiates Ludicrous Speed. When activated, the shuttle arrives at CentCom in 3 seconds, but gibbs everyone on the shuttle that wasn't buckled in.

Or adding high speed available to heads as well that halves the time to CenComm, but pushes everyone and everything not buckled up towards the back of the shuttle.

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:18 pm**

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Sand as a reagent so you can make smoke sand grenades to pocket sand large groups of people at once.

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:53 pm**

Ames wrote:How about a gamemode where the roboticist and rd and the ai have to collude to turn everyone into borgs. That would be shitty and funny.

it's called malf

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:06 pm**

WeeYakk wrote:
kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.
Sand as a reagent so you can make smoke sand grenades to pocket sand large groups of people at once.

This is going places.

Posted: **Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:10 am**

Miauw wrote:
Ames wrote:How about a gamemode where the roboticist and rd and the ai have to collude to turn everyone into borgs. That would be shitty and funny.
it's called malf

except humans helping the malf would get them banned

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:14 am**

So I figured it'd be fun to add guns to the rage releasing murder fest that is round end. What do you think?

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:46 am**

The blood must flow.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:47 am**

I disagree, it removes the idea of "preparing" yourself for the shuttle to arrive at CentCom in order to get revenge against that guy who's been annoying you the entire round.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:18 am**

git gud

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:11 pm**

traitor-roboticist "animatronic anthrpomorphic"

like beepsky, only instead of beating criminals with a stun baton and placing cuffs on them, it stabs non-syndie crewmembers repeatedly in the eyes with a screwdriver and stuffs their bleeding corpse into a teddybear suit.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:33 pm**

I take pride in breaking into execution room to load my rapid syringe gun with lethals in preperation for round end. So nah. Summon guns would ruin the fun for me.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:41 pm**

people opening that giant teddy bear suit should release fresh gibs

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:59 pm**

Note: I merged the topic "Automatically Summon Guns at Round End" into this one.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:22 pm**

We should try to make admins accountable for the things they do and the feelings they hurt.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:21 am**

Raven776 wrote:We should try to make admins accountable for the things they do and the feelings they hurt.

glwt lol

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:58 am**

Violaceus wrote:My god, opinions, opinions everywhere...

It is my OPINION that it belonged here.

It is a FACT I know that.

It is a FACT it won't be implemented.

It is an OPINION that thus it shouldn't have a thread so we can keep the ideas board full of implementable approved ideas and free of unimplementable rejected ones.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:24 am**

what is the point of sperging out on organizing the board when most of the time ideas are never implemented anyway

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:04 am**

miggles wrote:what is the point of sperging out on organizing the board when most of the time ideas are never implemented anyway

The fact ideas was getting clogged up with shitty ideas probably had something to do with it.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:17 am**

opinions

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:45 am**

miggles wrote:
Raven776 wrote:We should try to make admins accountable for the things they do and the feelings they hurt.
glwt lol

I'm in the right thread, you and the other guys aren't.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:01 am**

Add a small cube which can expand into a inflatable life raft + oar. you can board the life raft to protect you from the vacuum of space, while you use the oar to propel yourself using only outdoorsman skills. eating the cube will cause it to expand inside you, gibbing you instantly.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:43 pm**

Make "19:41 <%MrPerson> Let me put it this way. If someone is fat, yeah they shouldn't have people laughing at them on the streets or whatever" display in chat along with a picture of MrPerson crying and sad violin music play every time someone uses the word fat ingame.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:22 pm**

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Your face when I tell you that pocket sand is already a thing

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:46 pm**

Cheridan wrote:
kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.
Your face when I tell you that pocket sand is already a thing

Pretty sure it isn't a thing, since #1554, #1895 and #1901 all got closed.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:53 pm**

Perakp wrote:
Cheridan wrote:
kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.
Your face when I tell you that pocket sand is already a thing
Pretty sure it isn't a thing, since #1554, #1895 and #1901 all got closed.

Oh, I guess that never got in. Yeah, Kaze kept trying to use it as leverage to nerf screwdrivers.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:37 pm**

Jacough wrote:Make "19:41 <%MrPerson> Let me put it this way. If someone is fat, yeah they shouldn't have people laughing at them on the streets or whatever" display in chat along with a picture of MrPerson crying and sad violin music play every time someone uses the word fat ingame.

Joke's on you, there are no pictures of me online.

Wait fuck

Posted: **Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:21 pm**

Due to the influx of newbie Nuke Ops not understanding basic cardinal directions and somehow getting themselves deepspaced within 5 seconds of leaving the shuttle...

I believe Nuke Ops should get a tactical hold-a-ring so that an experienced Nuke Op can tether around their directionally impaired teammates.

Here's some concept art for potential coders:

Posted: **Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:23 pm**

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

EDIT: oh god this is shitty suggestions, I thought this was a legitimate suggestion and I really considered it for a minute

Posted: **Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:08 pm**

The sad thing is... it might actually be a good thing to add.

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