/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:55 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

A buildable AI module that can re-name the AI with whatever name is on the board. AI name change boards are one-use only.

Give every borg module some form of fire extinguisher and crowbar. As well as give the janiborg floor tiles, cable coil and a screwdriver so they can perform very general maintenance (and fix those ugly as sin airlocks with their maint panels open being left all over the place).

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:17 pm**

Anonmare wrote:Give every borg module some form of fire extinguisher and crowbar. As well as give the janiborg floor tiles, cable coil and a screwdriver so they can perform very general maintenance (and fix those ugly as sin airlocks with their maint panels open being left all over the place).

why is this in shitty suggestions

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:21 pm**

Because borg powercreep slowly moulding it into a super-borg that is well equipped rather than asking for module changes and living inside your niche.

Just go builder borg and live with it.

- Emagged cloner monkeys the clones it prints (in line to it giving out super-powers when upgraded rarely)

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:15 pm**

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Because borg powercreep slowly moulding it into a super-borg that is well equipped rather than asking for module changes and living inside your niche.

true I suppose

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:17 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Give every borg module some form of fire extinguisher and crowbar. As well as give the janiborg floor tiles, cable coil and a screwdriver so they can perform very general maintenance (and fix those ugly as sin airlocks with their maint panels open being left all over the place).
why is this in shitty suggestions

Because I know making the other borg modules less shit will never, ever be accepted and decided to save the time and put it in the shitty suggestions.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:43 pm**

Thats a metagamer issue anomare, you're letting them influence your game design to be unbalanced just because its not convenient to have all your shit to hand.

- Kind of people who carry extinguishers in their backpack incase they get set on fire, FNR.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:57 pm**

Make emags work on people. Causes their chest cavity to pop open like an airlock

Also steal implement that two pronged dagger Jack looted off the assassin bot in the new season of Samurai Jack that causes shit to explode after hitting them with it. Same for his minigun/rocket launcher rifle.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:36 pm**

Jacough wrote:Make emags work on people. Causes their chest cavity to pop open like an airlock

surgery made ez with this one trick!! doctors hate him!!

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:27 pm**

This LIZARD survived the plasma gas chamber using this one SIMPLE trick! AIs hate him!

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:28 pm**

Some sort of ability for Devils and Wizards to challenge people to super high-risk games. Losers get sent to the shadow realm.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:39 pm**

Challenge them to a card mini-game of poker/(non copyrighted) NTRhut shitposters / Cards against Nanotren.

- Shitty suggestion paraphrased from xhuis aquastation thread

New engineering/service job = Plumbers - Can crawl manually in pipes such as disposal pipes (liable to be hit in the face), scrubber pipes when shrunk down with dwarfism = Evasive dwarf plumbers emerge from toilets in internals.

Given it its own thread now

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:25 pm**

darkpaladin109 wrote:Some sort of ability for Devils and Wizards to challenge people to super high-risk games. Losers get sent to the shadow realm.

Alternatively a new side antag, the soul reaper:

When you die when there's a soul reaper around, you've got an opportunity to come back to life again but it comes with a price. You must engage the soul reaper in games of wit and cunning. If you win, you're brought back to life, good as new. The Reaper might even become enslaved to you. If you lose, the soul reaper takes your immortal soul. If you do want to take the challenge you better be prepared for

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:30 pm**

Obviously you actually mean this Jacough

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:12 pm**

Ghost costume

Put a bed sheet on your head slot and b
Become a ghost. Well, the au sees you as a ghost but humans see you as a tard with a bed sheet on your head

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:51 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:Ghost costume

Put a bed sheet on your head slot and b
Become a ghost. Well, the au sees you as a ghost but humans see you as a tard with a bed sheet on your head

I believe this is in atm but only as a spawnable item, you can't make one yet

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:46 pm**

Quadesword that delimbs you if you try to disarm it when its on, and can be spun rapidly for 5 seconds. When you walk into people while it's spinning, it instantly shreds them into a pile of gibs

Made by combining two deswords

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:13 pm**

Allow the Universal Suppressor to work on shotguns! Suppressed shotguns do exist!

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:30 pm**

Gun Hog wrote:Allow the Universal Suppressor to work on shotguns! Suppressed shotguns do exist!

"No country for space men"

- A ruin out in space full of dead people surrounded by pin-less guns and a single briefcase full of money.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:16 am**

New wizard spell:
Wizard Wrestling Federation Smackdown
Costs: 6 points
Greatly increases the wizard's HP, grants him an innate resistance to projectile weapons, bombs, Chema and becomes stun immune. Gains the admin-spawn wrestling belt and all the wrestling moves that come with it, can punch down walls like a hulk but cannot use guns. Everyone on the station has the objective of stealing the championship title from the wizard and therefore becoming the WWF champ.

Wrestling outfits and stage names are greatly encouraged.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:28 am**

Anonmare wrote:New wizard spell:
Wizard Wrestling Federation Smackdown
Costs: 6 points
Greatly increases the wizard's HP, grants him an innate resistance to projectile weapons, bombs, Chema and becomes stun immune. Gains the admin-spawn wrestling belt and all the wrestling moves that come with it, can punch down walls like a hulk but cannot use guns. Everyone on the station has the objective of stealing the championship title from the wizard and therefore becoming the WWF champ.

Wrestling outfits and stage names are greatly encouraged.

cough cough plasma fist cough

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2017 4:11 am**

calzilla1 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:New wizard spell:
Wizard Wrestling Federation Smackdown
Costs: 6 points
Greatly increases the wizard's HP, grants him an innate resistance to projectile weapons, bombs, Chema and becomes stun immune. Gains the admin-spawn wrestling belt and all the wrestling moves that come with it, can punch down walls like a hulk but cannot use guns. Everyone on the station has the objective of stealing the championship title from the wizard and therefore becoming the WWF champ.

Wrestling outfits and stage names are greatly encouraged.
cough cough plasma fist cough

no

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:12 pm**

A craigslist for the traitor uplink
Sell all of your stolen armory guns to other traitors
Sell objective items
Sell your own traitor gear for cheap

Then accumulate enough points to buy the excess crates and do it all again

Hell, stick it all in a 'local' tab with your own set price
As long as you keep it on your person someone can see the ad and buy it off of you.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:02 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Ghost costume

Put a bed sheet on your head slot and b
Become a ghost. Well, the au sees you as a ghost but humans see you as a tard with a bed sheet on your head
I believe this is in atm but only as a spawnable item, you can't make one yet

Depends on which you mean.
Do you mean looking like a ghost for wearing a bedsheet on your head? if so, that works fine.
Do you mean the one that makes you have the same sprite as the above, but transparent and can move through walls? if so I never intended for that to be available outside badmins/ruins, it was a test item for clothing that modifies its wearer's variables when put on/taken off.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:33 pm**

One Seven One wrote:A craigslist for the traitor uplink
Sell all of your stolen armory guns to other traitors
Sell objective items
Sell your own traitor gear for cheap

Then accumulate enough points to buy the excess crates and do it all again

Hell, stick it all in a 'local' tab with your own set price
As long as you keep it on your person someone can see the ad and buy it off of you.

only if we call it cragslist

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:11 pm**

Remie Richards wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Ghost costume

Put a bed sheet on your head slot and b
Become a ghost. Well, the au sees you as a ghost but humans see you as a tard with a bed sheet on your head
I believe this is in atm but only as a spawnable item, you can't make one yet
Depends on which you mean.
Do you mean looking like a ghost for wearing a bedsheet on your head? if so, that works fine.
Do you mean the one that makes you have the same sprite as the above, but transparent and can move through walls? if so I never intended for that to be available outside badmins/ruins, it was a test item for clothing that modifies its wearer's variables when put on/taken off.

wasn't aware that was a thing

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:52 pm**

With the right pre-requisite permissions, you can ride on the back of a space carp and it'll bite whatever it bumps into.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:45 pm**

With enough bluespace technology, the Research and Development team can make prototype paintings, that you can jump into to travel across time and space to get to an area you want on a different z-level. Teleporters are a thing of the past!

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:27 pm**

Bluespace bob ross, i like it.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:04 am**

I read that as "bluespace bomb roros" and we totally need those.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:26 am**

Togopal wrote:With enough bluespace technology, the Research and Development team can make prototype paintings, that you can jump into to travel across time and space to get to an area you want on a different z-level. Teleporters are a thing of the past!

Better yet, make it a wizard spell.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:34 am**

I still want to be able to paint an airlock on a wall and stun anyone who runs into it.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:09 am**

DemonFiren wrote:I read that as "bluespace bomb roros" and we totally need those.

Wait. Roro xenobiology to create roro's that explode (just one kind) and are mutated with mutagen to alter each generation. Finally a use for those sprites.

They kill monkeys and gib the bodies to eat them.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:51 pm**

Watermelons and pumpkins should have throwforce directly proportional to their potency, and throw range inversely proportional to it.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:39 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:Watermelons and pumpkins should have throwforce directly proportional to their potency, and throw range inversely proportional to it.

Said watermelons/pumpkins should split into parts and a smear on impact. Sort of a 'HARD' liquid contents.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:58 pm**

emmaging a toy facehugger should turn it into a real facehugger.

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:44 pm**

darkpaladin109 wrote:emmaging a toy facehugger should turn it into a real facehugger.

Im so glad for the title right about now.

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:35 pm**

It'd be funnier if E-magged huggers would force-feed a person 10-20u of a substance loaded into them. Get a bunch of people really drunk, or lay around hellmix traps.

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:23 pm**

Bag of dumping: basically a really shitty broken bag of holding. You can put anything in it but it'll just be violently ejected and shot out at a high speed. Putting a bag of dumping into a bag of dumping creates an inverse singularity that pushes everything including floors and walls away from it as it travels.

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:26 pm**

Bag of Spilling?

Why not a Bag of Devouring that deletes anything put in it after a short while?

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:03 pm**

Make EMPs break BoHs and delete everything in it

Posted: **Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:14 pm**

Here's an idea.
Make emagging a Bag of Holding delete the next item put into it.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:07 am**

DemonFiren wrote:Here's an idea.
Make emagging a Bag of Holding delete the next item put into it.

Emagging a bag of holding should make it function as paradox bag :^)

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:34 pm**

Screemonster wrote:I still want to be able to paint an airlock on a wall and stun anyone who runs into it.

you can sort of do this.
if you find the time+effort to put a canvas next to an airlock and copy it as close as possible 1 pixel at a time, and then place it on the ground, but a girder and build a wall on it (it'll go under the girder, but above the wall when its done)
granted there's no 32x32 canvas, closest is 24x24 iirc, so you'd have to get fairly lucky to fool someone.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:28 pm**

What about being able to use an airlock painter on a canvas to make a picture of an airlock and then being able to hang the canvas on a wall?

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:27 pm**

Anonmare wrote:What about being able to use an airlock painter on a canvas to make a picture of an airlock and then being able to hang the canvas on a wall?

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:30 pm**

Eyeball soup, tomatoes & organic eyeballs combined. Looks gross, has text saying that it looks back at you.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:55 pm**

New minor traitor: Paparazzi

Starts with a camera and a very reduced uplink. Their goal is to take embarassing pictures of important station people. They can take unlimited pictures, but may only keep 3 pictures saved in their special camera. Each picture is graded. You get a better photo grade if there is a person at the center. The more important the person, the higher the score. The requirement to get points is that the picture is negative somehow so the syndicate can use it to make NT look bad. For example, taking a picture of a drunk, blood covered captain gets you only a few points, but taking a picture of a HoP slipping on a banana, dropping their taser and falling into a pool of vomit next to a clown holding a pie is worth thousands more.

Especially good pictures that pass a certain score threshold are displayed at roundend.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:56 pm**

Release romerol into the food, snap pictures of the carnage for profit while denying involvement in the accident.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:56 am**

And every time you snap a picture your character shouts "FAAAAAANTASTIC!" over the radio.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:55 am**

Replace ID card based locks with physical key locks and make each type of access it's own key. So if some chuckle-fuck wants all-access he's going to have to pay the price of constantly rummaging through his key-ring for the right key for a given lock.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:09 pm**

Make ash drakes roll for one of these on creation.

Healing breath sounds fun.

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