Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 3:55 am
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DieAnonmare wrote:Buildable advanced stun batons
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 3:57 am
>not wanting to give every sec officer a loyalty-pinned advanced batonTogopal wrote:DieAnonmare wrote:Buildable advanced stun batons
ISHYGDDT
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 4:22 pm
what if assistants had 5 spawn locations just in space
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 8:24 pm
Changing the "human/monkey" gene on lizardpeople and catpeople should turn them into lizards and cats, respectively. (And vis versa, of course: this is inspired by a failed attempt to use Genetics to help someone who was turned into a lizard by a Staff of Change.)
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 8:27 pm
A mad scientist lab deep in lavaland that has a changeling frozen in a cryotube, it has the objectives of a slaughter demon
added bonus: if there's other changelings on the station the mad science lab will have other broken cryo tubes
added bonus: if there's other changelings on the station the mad science lab will have other broken cryo tubes
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 11:49 pm
Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself
the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 3:42 pm
Tunnel Carp Syndrone, as stolen from ma44. A disease that, at stage 3, causes your hands to become carp teeth. At stage 5, they detach, becoming full, hostile Space Carp!
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 3:52 pm
Ive done this before its fun as fuck especially on "Oh, hi daniel"Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself
the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 5:01 pm
i'll fucking do itScreemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself
the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'm crazy
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 2:01 am
I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXTQbopper wrote:i'll fucking do itScreemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself
the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'm crazy
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 2:04 am
tmGun Hog wrote:I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXTQbopper wrote:i'll fucking do itScreemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself
the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'm crazy
YES I GOT THE GET
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 2:39 am
Gun Hog wrote:I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXTQbopper wrote:i'll fucking do itScreemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself
the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'm crazy
I had to censor line 4
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 4:27 am
Make weapons have damage dice rolls.
So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.
So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 10:03 am
you posted in the wrong thread, that sounds awesome.D&B wrote:Make weapons have damage dice rolls.
So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 11:05 am
Make bees have a 0.1% chance every shift of reading off the entire bee movie script every time they emote instead of buzzing
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 5:44 pm
april fools was a month ago damnnitD&B wrote:Make weapons have damage dice rolls.
So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 7:42 pm
Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 7:50 pm
Literally BayDemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:01 pm
InsaneHyena wrote:Literally Payday 2DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:03 pm
like that one source mod... css scifi? I think? that was coolDemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:04 pm
this man understandsTogopal wrote:InsaneHyena wrote:Literally Payday 2DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
also, literally bay would mean checking for whether the target had help intent on because help intent = safety
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:09 pm
Give the curator a really weak random spell
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:56 pm
give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face meltsReyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 11:45 pm
is there a holy grail ruin in lavaland yet
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 11:47 pm
The box in his backpack will sufficeQbopper wrote:give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face meltsReyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 1:44 am
New Event: Alternate Universe
Every tile and object on the station is replaced with a random tile or object temporarily.
Suddenly all of the carpets become lava.
Suddenly all of the metal walls become plasma.
Suddenly every loaf of bread made by the chef becomes gatfruit.
Every one of security's stun guns suddenly become wands of death.
Every tile and object on the station is replaced with a random tile or object temporarily.
Suddenly all of the carpets become lava.
Suddenly all of the metal walls become plasma.
Suddenly every loaf of bread made by the chef becomes gatfruit.
Every one of security's stun guns suddenly become wands of death.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 10:01 am
Give male lizards dewlaps.
Spoiler:
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:28 am
I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:37 am
all right, thenGun Hog wrote:I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!
remove the restrictions on very dark colours so we can have literal liggers
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 4:38 am
The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.
Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.
Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 5:03 am
SPRITE THE DEMON MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 7:09 am
420 monkey hehehe
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 7:13 am
a gae bolg replica
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 1:03 pm
Monkey #1 should be an albino monkey with spiky hair and a pair of NODROP red shorts.Tokiko2 wrote:The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.
Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.
Monkey #666 should have a goatee or devil horns (or both)
Monkey #1000 should have a tuxedo, tophat and monocle.
Monkey #404 should be mostly invisible.
Monkey #420 should spawn with a NODROP ambrosia leaf.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 1:09 pm
There were some good ones in the past 2 pages, might have to implement them.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:07 pm
#528 should have a NODROP halo and wings
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:09 pm
I don't get it.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:46 pm
All I found on the subject is this thing.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:47 pm
Meme gorrilla's death date
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:50 pm
but that's 26.05.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:51 pm
Never enough suicides. We need more suicides. By violin, by emag, by advanced release grenade.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:52 pm
No, it was may 28DemonFiren wrote:but that's 26.05.
Also, ITS MONTH/DAY
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:55 pm
well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:56 pm
the accepted forms are:
28.05.2016 (DD/MM/YYYY)
Or:
2016.05.28 (YYYY/MM/DD)
28.05.2016 (DD/MM/YYYY)
Or:
2016.05.28 (YYYY/MM/DD)
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 2:58 pm
Who won the American Revolution?DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 3:11 pm
Thank you, captain america.calzilla1 wrote:Who won the American Revolution?DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 3:12 pm
Armhulen wrote:Thank you, captain america.calzilla1 wrote:Who won the American Revolution?DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
MUSH
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 3:15 pm
>May 28th, 2016
>The 28th of May in 2016
>2016, May 28th
Why can't we just all get along?
>The 28th of May in 2016
>2016, May 28th
Why can't we just all get along?
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 3:17 pm
come on now, that doesn't evenTogopal wrote:>2016, May 28th
Why can't we just all get along?
I mean that is just a disgrace
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 3:22 pm
But it does progress logically.
12 months, 31 days, infinity years
12 months, 31 days, infinity years
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 3:22 pm
america is good america is greatSwindly wrote:But it does progress logically.
12 months, 31 days, infinity years