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give sandals a throwforce of 100 but only if your character is a woman over 40 with a spanish name

Screemonster wrote:give sandals a throwforce of 100 but only if your character is a woman over 40 with a spanish name

in the same vein, if you have a middle eastern name shoes thrown at the captain should hurt just as much

Screemonster wrote:give sandals a throwforce of 100 but only if your character is a woman over 40 with a spanish name

Esto

if a group of crewmembers all have riot shields give them the option to form up into a testudo

if they also have spears, anyone running into the testudo takes damage from the spear without having to actually click on them

Mickyan wrote:Add the bloody shoes, traitor item for janitor that never stops leaving bloody footprints

Gives you 3x speed BUT it also consumes your blood and leaves bloody footprints if activated

add emus as a job role / side antag

functionally identical to assistants but they're only unlocked when the hos, warden or captain are logged in from an australian IP address

Code a discord plays tg13 bot that discord users can spam commands at while the bot fumbles on the live server. For the bonus round the bot can play the AI.

Nerf everything so that every single department is crippled until science/cargo gets going.

nullbear wrote:Nerf everything so that every single department is crippled until science/cargo gets going.

BUT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA HEUHEUEHHEUEEUEHUEUEHEUEU

Ghost rubber ducky: It honks every time a ghost passes over it. Inspiration.

But that's an excellent idea.

Digitigrade legs should be a -1 quirk

Give the clown a full security get up including a hailer mask and baton + cuffs. But if he picks any of it up, the mine, captain and all of security "feel a dark presence perverting the silence around them."

A geriatric trait that makes one unable to get back up without assistance if you fall.

ThanatosRa wrote:A geriatric trait that makes one unable to get back up without assistance if you fall.

Unironically good idea

Farquaar wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:A geriatric trait that makes one unable to get back up without assistance if you fall.

Unironically good idea

I've fallen and i can't get up.

Life aler or when?

Lifeweb unironically has that and it’s neat, I wish I could figure out how to add it. There sometimes you’ll “forget how to stand” and have to use a chair or a friend to get up. Lifeweb doesn’t differentiate between resting and knocked down so

Davidchan wrote:Life aler or when?

Life alert should be a thing R&D can develop to help those in need who get knocked over by sending an alert to medbay but can only be used by people with the trait.

Delay antag selection on a random timer so that traitors aren't selected until 15-25 minutes into the round, so anyone trying to play the antag lottery has to be productive for at least that long before getting muh valids.

Have AI still be one entity IC but be controlled by 5-7 players at the same time.

Keep xenobiology in the game

Add nunchucks, every attack automatically switches them to the opposite hand, if the other hand is full you hit yourself in the head and get stunned

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ThanatosRa wrote:I submit an idea to unsticky this.

good ideas dont go in this thread

Add clothing durability and a tailor job. Overtime everyone jumpsuits, gloves and shoes start to deteriorate Fallout 3 style. They either have to get them repaired by a qualified tailor (or risk doing it themselves and making it worse like trying to surgery a chestburster out with a knife on a kitchen table) or get duds. 30 minutes into the round Security is running around naked or in grey jumpsuits because they don't trust anyone.

oranges wrote:stickied this thread

Why wasn't this stickied earlier? What kind of horrible mod team does this forum have?

Davidchan wrote:Add clothing durability and a tailor job. Overtime everyone jumpsuits, gloves and shoes start to deteriorate Fallout 3 style. They either have to get them repaired by a qualified tailor (or risk doing it themselves and making it worse like trying to surgery a chestburster out with a knife on a kitchen table) or get duds. 30 minutes into the round Security is running around naked or in grey jumpsuits because they don't trust anyone.

Also copy BotW and make melee weapons break after 5 attacks. Toolboxes are robust so you get a whole 9 swings!

Tfw david’s system already exists

Eswords run out of battery, and have to be recharged

Aka the power fist

Reverse nuke ops. All crew on station start with an uplink and 20 TC and become an op. Pool of deathsquad are pulled and assault station in 20 min to deactivate the station nuke (set for 10 min)

happens already when its lowpop and it rolls extended so admins make everyone traitor

you mean like... a more complicated "summon guns"?

Add this. Make the sprite identical to regular arcade machines.

If it's a do-after and has a different name, absofuckin lutely.

Isn't that just an autosurgery machine but reskinned?

MisterPerson wrote:Isn't that just an autosurgery machine but reskinned?

More like arnold pizza in machine form.

Screemonster wrote:
Add this. Make the sprite identical to regular arcade machines.

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/43247

Make wizards Lichs from the start because wizards dying twenty seconds in is bullshit and crap

relegate catpeople to the tribal primative ghostrole status that ashwalker lizards have

call them nyanderthals

Screemonster wrote:nyanderthals

Give lings a dart shooting arm that can fire out syringes full of cyanide.

Brain trauma where you take oxygen damage constantly, but speaking heals it.

You forgot how to breathe, so just keep those lips flapping and your lungs moving.

Nabski wrote:Brain trauma where you take oxygen damage constantly, but speaking heals it.

You forgot how to breathe, so just keep those lips flapping and your lungs moving.

The-Dumb-Lizards: Weh.
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Screemonster wrote:relegate catpeople to the tribal primative ghostrole status that ashwalker lizards have

call them nyanderthals

Not a shitty idea just gotta wait a year

New medical tator item: First AIDS kit. Looks identical to standard medkit but all the patches and ointment are filled with itching powder, as well as a 25% chance to have a random malicious and contagious disease in them.

Replace(respite/rename) donk pockets with tendies, anyone with the NEET trait get a bad moodlet for going 15 minutes without eating one, an and happy mood for 5 minutes when they get a fresh one. Is spiked with condiments the NEET becomes enraged and vomits everywhere.

Re-add cat gurls

Bartender and chef martial art that makes your punches turn people fat and drunk

Call it the fat carp

new role: the clown wrangler
can be either random or summoned by admins, if there's no living clown on the station a clown role is also summoned

the clown wrangler is dressed like a cowboy/rodeo clown and has a unique item that's a whip, it can change modes from being a disarmer to being a pair of cuffs ("wrapping up" in the whip) but it can only be used on clowns. the clown wrangler's job is to hold the clown in captivity with the whip until the end of the round, and has jurisdiction to do so by space law (he's the sheriff)

hijinks ensue.