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OFQ wrote:Allow felinids to wear condom's pet collar.

Sandshark808 wrote: You'd better post this as its own thread, because this shit is a great idea.

Davidchan wrote:Allow chaplains to actually convert people to their religion.

Start of a round, Chaplain picks from one of a few preset religions, or can make his own custom religion using something akin to the quirks system. Followers of the religion can get minor benefits or have to abstain from certain activities like smoking, drinking, gambling, use of prosthetics, etc.

The Chaplain can 'convert' anyone to his religion by approaching them and reading his bible to them. If they accept before the channeling is complete, they get a happy thought and join the congregation. If they neglect to join nothing happens. Willling converts can also approach the altar at the chapel and pray for a short while to self convert. Conversion lasts for 30 minutes, after which the member reverts to their atheistic ways. This can be prevented by returning to the chapel once every 30 minutes, or the Chaplain going about the station giving sermons (channeling with their bible in visual sight or broadcasting over comms.)

As more people join the congregation, the buff improves over time giving the Chaplain access to 'miracles' like being able to replicate food or turn water into beverages, creating temporary orbs of light and for high populations the Chaplain and designated holymen might even be able to return souls to their bodies and revive them via rituals in the church.

While in the church, faithful gain slow regeneration, gain happy thoughts for interacting with objects in the chapel, and can attend confessionals to improve their moodlets (bonus points if its actually coded so the mob spouts out what ever damage or 'wrong' it's done so far on the shift or spouts out random sins as if brain damaged.) By mixing flour and holy water, the Chaplain/Chef can make communion wafers to feed to crew and grant faithful a short term bonus to their mood or other effects, as well as being a semi effective way of giving small doses of holy water to the crew during cult rounds.

As a bonus bonus, Honkmother and Silent Father should be added as legit religions, turning the Chaplain into a Clown/Mime respectively and granting congregation powers similarly themed, with high level miracles allowing the creation of Bananium or Tranquilitte, in addition to other memey things they could do.

• Arresting a compliant subject
• Arresting an agitated subject
• Holographic interview room
• Emergency crime lab (sec consoles, morgue + forensic tools)
• Riot scenario (Greytide revolutionary NPCs rushing all at once)
• Syndicate boarding action (Nuke OP mobs)
• "Stress relief" (A bound, undying clown bemoaning his existence as you beat him)

Anonmare wrote:Unironically, xenobotany, with plants that need specific atmospheric/temperature conditions and/or unique substances for growth. Can be used to produce novel substances or genes that can be spliced into more robust, terrestial plants for regular botany to mass produce.

Also,
Give security a personal holodeck for VR training with some pre-programmed scenarios. Like the normal holodeck, all damage is stamina

• Arresting a compliant subject
• Arresting an agitated subject
• Holographic interview room
• Emergency crime lab (sec consoles, morgue + forensic tools)
• Riot scenario (Greytide revolutionary NPCs rushing all at once)
• Syndicate boarding action (Nuke OP mobs)
• "Stress relief" (A bound, undying clown bemoaning his existence as you beat him)

Emagging the holodeck makes the mobs lethal and have them actively leave the holodeck to look for people to harass. They will prioritize targeting security officers in revenge and shout taunts whenever they see anyone in a security uniform/wearing a sec ID.

Farquaar wrote:

Anonmare wrote:Unironically, xenobotany, with plants that need specific atmospheric/temperature conditions and/or unique substances for growth. Can be used to produce novel substances or genes that can be spliced into more robust, terrestial plants for regular botany to mass produce.

Also,
Give security a personal holodeck for VR training with some pre-programmed scenarios. Like the normal holodeck, all damage is stamina

• Arresting a compliant subject
• Arresting an agitated subject
• Holographic interview room
• Emergency crime lab (sec consoles, morgue + forensic tools)
• Riot scenario (Greytide revolutionary NPCs rushing all at once)
• Syndicate boarding action (Nuke OP mobs)
• "Stress relief" (A bound, undying clown bemoaning his existence as you beat him)

Emagging the holodeck makes the mobs lethal and have them actively leave the holodeck to look for people to harass. They will prioritize targeting security officers in revenge and shout taunts whenever they see anyone in a security uniform/wearing a sec ID.

Thou hast posted in the wrong thread

Anonmare wrote:Unironically, xenobotany, with plants that need specific atmospheric/temperature conditions and/or unique substances for growth. Can be used to produce novel substances or genes that can be spliced into more robust, terrestial plants for regular botany to mass produce.

Also,
Give security a personal holodeck for VR training with some pre-programmed scenarios. Like the normal holodeck, all damage is stamina

• Arresting a compliant subject
• Arresting an agitated subject
• Holographic interview room
• Emergency crime lab (sec consoles, morgue + forensic tools)
• Riot scenario (Greytide revolutionary NPCs rushing all at once)
• Syndicate boarding action (Nuke OP mobs)
• "Stress relief" (A bound, undying clown bemoaning his existence as you beat him)

Emagging the holodeck makes the mobs lethal and have them actively leave the holodeck to look for people to harass. They will prioritize targeting security officers in revenge and shout taunts whenever they see anyone in a security uniform/wearing a sec ID.

Anonmare wrote:Unironically, xenobotany, with plants that need specific atmospheric/temperature conditions and/or unique substances for growth. Can be used to produce novel substances or genes that can be spliced into more robust, terrestial plants for regular botany to mass produce.

Also,
Give security a personal holodeck for VR training with some pre-programmed scenarios. Like the normal holodeck, all damage is stamina

• Arresting a compliant subject
• Arresting an agitated subject
• Holographic interview room
• Emergency crime lab (sec consoles, morgue + forensic tools)
• Riot scenario (Greytide revolutionary NPCs rushing all at once)
• Syndicate boarding action (Nuke OP mobs)
• "Stress relief" (A bound, undying clown bemoaning his existence as you beat him)

Emagging the holodeck makes the mobs lethal and have them actively leave the holodeck to look for people to harass. They will prioritize targeting security officers in revenge and shout taunts whenever they see anyone in a security uniform/wearing a sec ID.

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add the exact opposite of potatoes.

Reyn wrote:

L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add the exact opposite of potatoes.

So add a gateway which is ireland Circa 1847?

• -let gold golems produce gaudy bling items like novelty $ necklaces, gold studded glasses, blinged out hats, etc. also let them produce gold coins and flip them to people
  -make silver golems deal less damage to most mobs but super effective against magic and creatures of the night. let the chaplain bless them to give them a shining holy aura that fucks with revenants/wizards/demons/etc
  -let uranium golems toggle between normal radiation, low radiation to hang out with humans, and super intense radiation that drains their life but fucks up living creatures. also let them shoot concentrated radioactivity hadoukens but make them melt down and explode if heated too much
  -let plastitanium golems actually absorb heat when they're in fire/super hot areas. the hotter they get the more they glow, and when they're hot enough their punches light shit on fire and they can throw non-exploding fireballs
  -make glass golems fast and let them smash their fists into glass armblades, produce throwable glass shards and repair themselves with glass sheets, but make them extremely susceptible to losing limbs/features from even weak sources of brute damage or having shit thrown at them
  -let diamond golems create gemstones with different minor powers, or just to make fancy furniture out of. rubies, topaz, emerald, sapphire, amethyst, etc. if a diamond golem gets irradiated enough it can give its life to explode into the seven chaos emeralds
  -give plasteel golems real magneto powers if they're electrically charged
  -let sand golems become living pools of sand that can flow under doorways and basically immune to blunt/toxins, but fire/high heat slows them down until they become a glass statue
  -let plastic golems throw stretchy ranged punches, nullify electricity, grab items from range and 'drink' from gas canisters to inflate with deadly gas and transport it somewhere else
  -give botanists the ability to carve wood golems into different 'forms' with their hatchets. possible ideas include torch form with a burning head, nature form which gives them vine hands/fingers for botany, tank form which is just wood man from mega man 2, and weed form which lets them use their bodies as plant dryers and produce rolling paper
  -let cloth golems mummify people, wrapping them in gauze after a few seconds and basically cuffing them, and let them 'eat' people by wrapping them in their own body. people inside a golem have their bleeding stopped and the golem can run them to medical like an ambulance
  -give leather golems the ability to whip people like a weaker stun baton and make them incredibly resistant to energy, fire and blunt weapons. yeehaw cowboy secgolems
  -let bone golems turn human bones into things. they can turn limbs into tools/weapons, torsos into rib cages to imprison people, and heads/skulls into cursed skulls. ghosts can possess cursed skulls to fly around and help the bone golem's master be spooky as shit
  -likewise let cardboard golems make cardboard minions, either mobs or player controlled. little cardboard soldiers, cardboard go karts, little cardborg robots, cardboard airplanes
  -make bananium golems incapable of doing damage but also immune to literally everything except being spaced. honk

nianjiilical wrote:-let bone golems turn human bones into things. they can turn limbs into tools/weapons, torsos into rib cages to imprison people, and heads/skulls into cursed skulls. ghosts can possess cursed skulls to fly around and help the bone golem's master be spooky as shit

OFQ wrote:Gases should carry radiation so it will be easier to irradiate entire station with fusion - to make Atmosia on par with Engytopia.

nianjiilical wrote:roboticists should be able to built simple robots out of instruments + arms + cells, load them up with a song, and have the bot patrol the station playing it on infinite loop

nianjiilical wrote:injecting stabilizer into a monkey cube should delay how long it takes for the cube to become a monkey once watered

injecting chemicals into a monkey cube should make those chemicals appear in the monkey when it uncubes

stablizer + potassium + water should make monkey grenades

nianjiilical wrote:traitor item: clown hole

when purchased, a 3x3 walled area appears on a separate z level

when used on a non-tiled floor, creates a portal to the clown hole that can be hidden with floor tiles

use the clown hole to store bodies, hide important items, or hold crew members hostage

edit: also give engineers the team fortress 2 sentry as a tator item. weird toolbox that deploys into a little turret when hit with a wrench, keep wrenching with metal in your other hand to upgrade it or crowbar it to turn it back into a toolbox

nianjiilical wrote:been thinking a bit about how borers arent a thing anymore and whether or not a 'stealth infestation antag' can actually work, and ive put enough thought into this that its maybe not a shitty idea but not enough that i feel like making a proper thread on it so

side antag idea: myceloids. the name sucks but basically they're fungi-insect things, kind of a hybrid between borers and xenos. they have two main life stages, mite and crawler, and cycle between them. the goal of the colony is to survive, expand, and ideally have at least a few infested crewmembers on the escape shuttle. myceloids have three resources: nutrient points drained from crewmembers and converted into other resources, spawn points used to create more player-controlled myceloids, and colony points used to build a colony.

the first player spawns as a crawler with one use of 'spawn hive' and two uses of 'fungal net', aka the bare minimum to set up a starting nest, before becoming a mite and searching for hosts. hive mushrooms are the myceloid's hq, big mushroomy things that they spawn from and need to return to to grow the colony

mites are tiny flying creatures only a few pixels big, that can ventcrawl and move relatively quickly. they're incredibly fragile, and just spraying them with space cleaner can kill them; additionally, they die if their host dies. their main goal is to infest a human, and they have a few abilities to do so:
-hide/float toggles between their two movement modes. while floating they can move at a decent pace, but it's much easier to see them since they're moving around. while hiding, their sprite stays still, flattens out (think 2x3 pixels or something), and they're hidden from right-click menus, but become immobile
-ventcrawl is self explanatory
-become hive is an emergency ability that kills the mite and spawns a tiny little mushroom. if left alone, the mushroom will grow into a proper hive after a while, meaning as long as two mites are alive they can theoretically start from scratch
-infest is the main thing, and lets them jump into an adjacent crewmember. while floating, infest takes 1 second of uninterrupted action to perform, but mites that are hiding that infest instantly with no warning/message to their target

once inside a host, the mite gains a new set of abilities to drain their host for nutrient points, as well as some flavor/strategy abilities:
-drain blood is the slowest and most stealthy, and lowers the host's blood amount; it takes the longest, but if the host is in perfect health, a mite can reach full nutrient points just before the host starts showing immediate symptoms of bloodloss
-drain hunger earns nutrient points faster and lowers the hosts's fullness. reaching full nutrient points by taking the host from medium to near-starving. it's more immediately obvious, but probably not something that makes the host panic unless they're paying attention to why they're suddenly so hungry
-drain body is even faster but deals toxin or brute damage to the host. this is hopefully a very clear signal to the host to get to medbay and get examined
-drain life is the "fuck it we're going loud" option, dealing cellular damage to the host in exchange for the fastest nutrient gain rate, and 'marking' the target. if a target is marked, all future infesting mites gain significantly reduced nutrients from them, and humans can more easily determine the myceloids' weaknesses. given the rarity of cellular damage this is basically a huge flashing red light that myceloids are afoot, and it scorches the earth a little

-the mite has limited ability to inject healing chemicals into the host. stabilizers, probably, and maybe other healing types, but chemicals cost nutrients and should be tuned to avoid a) mites being able to singlehandedly keep their hosts alive through murders and b) mites being able to net gain nutrients by healing the damage they do
-emergency exit, the 'oh god the host is fucked' button, which causes the host to very loudly sneeze after 1 second, expelling the mite. this removes all of the mite's gained nutrient points. should only be used if the host is fucked and the mite thinks they can make it to a vent before dying themselves
-evolve to crawler, the 'intended' escape method. once this ability is used, the crewmember gets a vague notification that they feel uneasy/unwell/etc. 2-4 seconds afterwards, they get a second, more obvious message, and 1 second after that they abruptly drop unconscious. 2 seconds after they drop, the crawler emerges from their throat, dealing a small amount of damage to the host, and the host wakes up after 2-3 more seconds. ideally, the ability should give the host just enough time to call for help if they're attentive, while giving the crawler time to get the fuck out if nobody else is around to stop them. obviously this is a massive giveaway that myceloids are on station, but if the crawler is at full nutrients they've done their job

crawlers are small crawling things, about the size of alien larvae. they're very fragile, but thankfully not instantly murdered by most things like mites are. their goal is to return their gained nutrients to their hive mushroom, depositing them to exchange at a rate of 1 nutrient point for 1 spawn point and 1 colony point. they have a small number of abilities on their own, but can spend colony points to try and reinforce and spread:
-ventcrawl: obvious
-reproduce: costs a medium amount of colony points, and creates a fruiting body on the hive. the first crawler to eat the fruiting body gains one use of spawn hive
-spawn hive: creates another hive mushroom, with a new hive weakness (see below). hive mushrooms share colony points, but not spawn points
-fungal net: costs a tiny amount of colony points. a multipurpose ability. when used on cameras, it blocks ai vision of that camera without alerting the ai. crewmembers can very easily wipe the camera clean. when used on doors, it places a fungal tile under the door that greatly slows passage but can be burned away by fire
-fungal sprayer: costs a small amount of colony points and places a sprayer on the ground. as long as the sprayer is close enough to the mushroom, it steadily produces a fungal spore gas that causes unprotected humans to suffer debilitating but non-fatal effects, and in high enough concentrations begins coating the floor/walls in human-slowing fungal creep
-spawn new mite: not really a crawler ability, but whenever a hive mushroom has enough spawn points, ghosts can click it to spawn as a new mite. ideally, one crawler's worth of nutrients should be enough to spawn two mites, so that if the first crawler is successful they become a team of three
-regress: the crawler reproduces asexually, dying and spawning its controlling player as a mite after a few moments, to find a new host and repeat the cycle. if used in an adjacent tile to a hive mushroom, the mushroom slowly decomposes and absorbs the crawler corpse for extra resources

thus the myceloid gameplan is relatively simple: place hive mushroom, infest human, fill up on nutrients, escape their body as a crawl, return to hive mushroom, get more mites, repeat.

as for fighting the myceloids, the crew has two options. the first is to just murder them; killing crawlers with tools, welding vents so they cant escape, spraying mites with space cleaner, and burning down the hive mushrooms. the second is chemical, because all myceloids have three randomly selected chemical weaknesses
-the colony weakness, determined when the first crawler spawns. if the colony weakness is copper, every myceloid in a round is weak to it
-the hive weakness, determined when the hive mushroom is spawned. the mushroom, all nearby structures, and all mites birthed from it share this weakness, but if a second mushroom is grown, mites that spawn from it will have a different weakness
-the mite weakness: every individual player has a weakness that persists as long as they survive

if any one of a mite's three chemical weaknesses is in a host's body, the mite takes damage if it tries to drain nutrients, forcing it to find a new host or die. if a weakness is sprayed onto a structure, it dies almost instantly. the downside is that crewmembers have no way to determine what sort of weakness they're hitting. if they confirm a mite is weak to copper, it might be that mite, that mite's hive mushroom, or the entire colony, with no way to tell which besides experimenting.

in order to figure out the actual weaknesses, the crew can analyze either blood samples, or 'blood' samples taken from a dead mite/crawler:
-blood samples from crew members who were previously infested reveal 4 possible weaknesses (one real), and 2 chemicals that absolutely aren't weaknesses
-blood samples from crew members who are currently infested, who had a mite use emergency exit to bail from them, or who took enough cellular damage from a mite's drain life ability, reveal 2 possible weaknesses (one real), and 3 chemicals that absolutely aren't weaknesses
-samples taken directly from mites reveal two of their weaknesses straight up, and 3 chems that aren't any mite's weaknesses

therefore by taking blood samples from infected crew and cross-examining them, the crew can try to deduce the mites weaknesses and start handing out pills to make it harder and harder for the myceloids to spread

tl;dr fungi borer-aliens who dont outright kill the crew and turn closets into horrible moldy dens of depravity

nianjiilical wrote:been thinking a bit about how borers arent a thing anymore and whether or not a 'stealth infestation antag' can actually work, and ive put enough thought into this that its maybe not a shitty idea but not enough that i feel like making a proper thread on it so

side antag idea: myceloids. the name sucks but basically they're fungi-insect things, kind of a hybrid between borers and xenos. they have two main life stages, mite and crawler, and cycle between them. the goal of the colony is to survive, expand, and ideally have at least a few infested crewmembers on the escape shuttle. myceloids have three resources: nutrient points drained from crewmembers and converted into other resources, spawn points used to create more player-controlled myceloids, and colony points used to build a colony.

the first player spawns as a crawler with one use of 'spawn hive' and two uses of 'fungal net', aka the bare minimum to set up a starting nest, before becoming a mite and searching for hosts. hive mushrooms are the myceloid's hq, big mushroomy things that they spawn from and need to return to to grow the colony

mites are tiny flying creatures only a few pixels big, that can ventcrawl and move relatively quickly. they're incredibly fragile, and just spraying them with space cleaner can kill them; additionally, they die if their host dies. their main goal is to infest a human, and they have a few abilities to do so:
-hide/float toggles between their two movement modes. while floating they can move at a decent pace, but it's much easier to see them since they're moving around. while hiding, their sprite stays still, flattens out (think 2x3 pixels or something), and they're hidden from right-click menus, but become immobile
-ventcrawl is self explanatory
-become hive is an emergency ability that kills the mite and spawns a tiny little mushroom. if left alone, the mushroom will grow into a proper hive after a while, meaning as long as two mites are alive they can theoretically start from scratch
-infest is the main thing, and lets them jump into an adjacent crewmember. while floating, infest takes 1 second of uninterrupted action to perform, but mites that are hiding that infest instantly with no warning/message to their target

once inside a host, the mite gains a new set of abilities to drain their host for nutrient points, as well as some flavor/strategy abilities:
-drain blood is the slowest and most stealthy, and lowers the host's blood amount; it takes the longest, but if the host is in perfect health, a mite can reach full nutrient points just before the host starts showing immediate symptoms of bloodloss
-drain hunger earns nutrient points faster and lowers the hosts's fullness. reaching full nutrient points by taking the host from medium to near-starving. it's more immediately obvious, but probably not something that makes the host panic unless they're paying attention to why they're suddenly so hungry
-drain body is even faster but deals toxin or brute damage to the host. this is hopefully a very clear signal to the host to get to medbay and get examined
-drain life is the "fuck it we're going loud" option, dealing cellular damage to the host in exchange for the fastest nutrient gain rate, and 'marking' the target. if a target is marked, all future infesting mites gain significantly reduced nutrients from them, and humans can more easily determine the myceloids' weaknesses. given the rarity of cellular damage this is basically a huge flashing red light that myceloids are afoot, and it scorches the earth a little

-the mite has limited ability to inject healing chemicals into the host. stabilizers, probably, and maybe other healing types, but chemicals cost nutrients and should be tuned to avoid a) mites being able to singlehandedly keep their hosts alive through murders and b) mites being able to net gain nutrients by healing the damage they do
-emergency exit, the 'oh god the host is fucked' button, which causes the host to very loudly sneeze after 1 second, expelling the mite. this removes all of the mite's gained nutrient points. should only be used if the host is fucked and the mite thinks they can make it to a vent before dying themselves
-evolve to crawler, the 'intended' escape method. once this ability is used, the crewmember gets a vague notification that they feel uneasy/unwell/etc. 2-4 seconds afterwards, they get a second, more obvious message, and 1 second after that they abruptly drop unconscious. 2 seconds after they drop, the crawler emerges from their throat, dealing a small amount of damage to the host, and the host wakes up after 2-3 more seconds. ideally, the ability should give the host just enough time to call for help if they're attentive, while giving the crawler time to get the fuck out if nobody else is around to stop them. obviously this is a massive giveaway that myceloids are on station, but if the crawler is at full nutrients they've done their job

crawlers are small crawling things, about the size of alien larvae. they're very fragile, but thankfully not instantly murdered by most things like mites are. their goal is to return their gained nutrients to their hive mushroom, depositing them to exchange at a rate of 1 nutrient point for 1 spawn point and 1 colony point. they have a small number of abilities on their own, but can spend colony points to try and reinforce and spread:
-ventcrawl: obvious
-reproduce: costs a medium amount of colony points, and creates a fruiting body on the hive. the first crawler to eat the fruiting body gains one use of spawn hive
-spawn hive: creates another hive mushroom, with a new hive weakness (see below). hive mushrooms share colony points, but not spawn points
-fungal net: costs a tiny amount of colony points. a multipurpose ability. when used on cameras, it blocks ai vision of that camera without alerting the ai. crewmembers can very easily wipe the camera clean. when used on doors, it places a fungal tile under the door that greatly slows passage but can be burned away by fire
-fungal sprayer: costs a small amount of colony points and places a sprayer on the ground. as long as the sprayer is close enough to the mushroom, it steadily produces a fungal spore gas that causes unprotected humans to suffer debilitating but non-fatal effects, and in high enough concentrations begins coating the floor/walls in human-slowing fungal creep
-spawn new mite: not really a crawler ability, but whenever a hive mushroom has enough spawn points, ghosts can click it to spawn as a new mite. ideally, one crawler's worth of nutrients should be enough to spawn two mites, so that if the first crawler is successful they become a team of three
-regress: the crawler reproduces asexually, dying and spawning its controlling player as a mite after a few moments, to find a new host and repeat the cycle. if used in an adjacent tile to a hive mushroom, the mushroom slowly decomposes and absorbs the crawler corpse for extra resources

thus the myceloid gameplan is relatively simple: place hive mushroom, infest human, fill up on nutrients, escape their body as a crawl, return to hive mushroom, get more mites, repeat.

as for fighting the myceloids, the crew has two options. the first is to just murder them; killing crawlers with tools, welding vents so they cant escape, spraying mites with space cleaner, and burning down the hive mushrooms. the second is chemical, because all myceloids have three randomly selected chemical weaknesses
-the colony weakness, determined when the first crawler spawns. if the colony weakness is copper, every myceloid in a round is weak to it
-the hive weakness, determined when the hive mushroom is spawned. the mushroom, all nearby structures, and all mites birthed from it share this weakness, but if a second mushroom is grown, mites that spawn from it will have a different weakness
-the mite weakness: every individual player has a weakness that persists as long as they survive

if any one of a mite's three chemical weaknesses is in a host's body, the mite takes damage if it tries to drain nutrients, forcing it to find a new host or die. if a weakness is sprayed onto a structure, it dies almost instantly. the downside is that crewmembers have no way to determine what sort of weakness they're hitting. if they confirm a mite is weak to copper, it might be that mite, that mite's hive mushroom, or the entire colony, with no way to tell which besides experimenting.

in order to figure out the actual weaknesses, the crew can analyze either blood samples, or 'blood' samples taken from a dead mite/crawler:
-blood samples from crew members who were previously infested reveal 4 possible weaknesses (one real), and 2 chemicals that absolutely aren't weaknesses
-blood samples from crew members who are currently infested, who had a mite use emergency exit to bail from them, or who took enough cellular damage from a mite's drain life ability, reveal 2 possible weaknesses (one real), and 3 chemicals that absolutely aren't weaknesses
-samples taken directly from mites reveal two of their weaknesses straight up, and 3 chems that aren't any mite's weaknesses

therefore by taking blood samples from infected crew and cross-examining them, the crew can try to deduce the mites weaknesses and start handing out pills to make it harder and harder for the myceloids to spread

tl;dr fungi borer-aliens who dont outright kill the crew and turn closets into horrible moldy dens of depravity

nianjiilical wrote:i had a dream last night that byond was in financial problem territory and they found a way to charge people 5 cents in real life money to use the teleporter/gateway

wesoda25 wrote:Make the emergency shuttle have a chance to have events happen to it while on its way to centcomm.

Off the top of my head the orion trail game themed ones would be cool. 1/50 chance to enter a small asteroid field, 1/100 for medium, 1/200 for large. 1/1000 chance to accidentally fly into a black hole, etc etc smaller chances for lesser dangers.

These are just dangerous ones, but what would make it actually awesome would be to add cool flavor ones and shit. Fly through some cool space thingy (yes im smart) that makes space light up.

Think it could really spice up boring shuttle departures and make escape more engaging, as opposed to AFK/grief time.

Reyn wrote:Give nonantag clowns a clown car on occasion, and let them have fun with it as long as they dont intentionally kill someone with it

Hell, make a clown taxi service.

Sandshark808 wrote:

Reyn wrote:Give nonantag clowns a clown car on occasion, and let them have fun with it as long as they dont intentionally kill someone with it

Hell, make a clown taxi service.

There should be a way to get or make a more gimped version somehow, like with bananium or by going to clown planet. You can do that with ebows using illegal tech.

Reyn wrote:

Sandshark808 wrote:

Reyn wrote:Give nonantag clowns a clown car on occasion, and let them have fun with it as long as they dont intentionally kill someone with it

Hell, make a clown taxi service.

There should be a way to get or make a more gimped version somehow, like with bananium or by going to clown planet. You can do that with ebows using illegal tech.

On that note, I actually think the clown taxi should be further elaborated on. The clown taxi can have people say their destination, and the clown will either drive them to their destination, or take them on Mr honks wild ride. In the case of the later, PERHAPS the people in the clown taxi can get off. crashing wont fling people.

Sandshark808 wrote:

Reyn wrote:

Sandshark808 wrote:

Reyn wrote:Give nonantag clowns a clown car on occasion, and let them have fun with it as long as they dont intentionally kill someone with it

Hell, make a clown taxi service.

There should be a way to get or make a more gimped version somehow, like with bananium or by going to clown planet. You can do that with ebows using illegal tech.

On that note, I actually think the clown taxi should be further elaborated on. The clown taxi can have people say their destination, and the clown will either drive them to their destination, or take them on Mr honks wild ride. In the case of the later, PERHAPS the people in the clown taxi can get off. crashing wont fling people.

Well you know, the station does have subdivided regions and it's possible to code things that interact with those. It could be possible to bring up a window displaying a list of destinations (you could also auto-populate this from the list of existing locations, since the blueprints seem to have that feature) where you can get off, and if the clown goes there you get punted out the side door.

deedubya wrote:Rename the Apothecary to the Pharmacy.

Screemonster wrote:a silent movie camera for traitor mimes

when used it allows them to speak, but in the format of a full-screen card that blocks out the view of everyone in hearing range to tell you what they said

Sandshark808 wrote:

Screemonster wrote:a silent movie camera for traitor mimes

when used it allows them to speak, but in the format of a full-screen card that blocks out the view of everyone in hearing range to tell you what they said

That's amazing. What if it made a big pop-up (like speech bubbles for lawyers) that covered up a section of the game?

Screemonster wrote:

Sandshark808 wrote:

Screemonster wrote:a silent movie camera for traitor mimes

when used it allows them to speak, but in the format of a full-screen card that blocks out the view of everyone in hearing range to tell you what they said

That's amazing. What if it made a big pop-up (like speech bubbles for lawyers) that covered up a section of the game?

I'm just talking about temporarily filling the entire screen with whatever godforsaken copypasta you just dug up

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Reyn wrote:

Screemonster wrote:

Sandshark808 wrote:

Screemonster wrote:a silent movie camera for traitor mimes

when used it allows them to speak, but in the format of a full-screen card that blocks out the view of everyone in hearing range to tell you what they said

That's amazing. What if it made a big pop-up (like speech bubbles for lawyers) that covered up a section of the game?

I'm just talking about temporarily filling the entire screen with whatever godforsaken copypasta you just dug up

(Cursed as fuck image)

As much as that is a GLORIOUS idea, it should have a high TC cost, have a slight cooldown (So a mime can't just run around yelling E and ruin everyone's day), And there may need to be SOME rules on what you can say.

That being said I'd probably run around yelling stupid shit all round with that, and or would recite meduka meguca.